EFFORTPOST UPDATE #8: I am tired and going to bed Janniecord is taking the janniecide well

Right on schedule after the long weekend in which the jannies worked and Reddit employees had barbecues like normal people we are back! If you're just tuning in, you're a few dozen leak threads late. But the latest development was this:

https://rdrama.net/post/180607/at-last-jannycide-is-upon-us

which isn't leaky, but was the public announcement of this reckoning. And now without further ado, today's leaks:


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1687306644798558.webp

:#marseydemopped::#marseyspez:

Will update with meltdowns as they accumulate. Just wanted to get this thread up so they know I’m still watching, I’ve just been busy :star:

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20:19 EST Gigajannies acknowledge the janniecide:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873068909735963.webp



20:26 EST: jannies are taking to the white supremacist platform Twitter to sneed now

..and they’re crying about getting the rDrama treatment :marseycarptrollg#un:

https://twitter.com/jackdaniel8008/status/1671297523108007941?s=46

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21:11 The #resignations channel is born

I lost another jannie groomercord account due to suspicious activity and I am now down to three. The walls are closing in.

:marseycarpd#evil:

But anyway they've created a #resignations channel and the infighting is starting back up

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873100781036127.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1687310020435923.webp

lol they're talking about me even though the word rdrama gets autodeleted :marseycarpshy#:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1687310595125777.webp



21:27 Intermission

While we wait for more shareworthy tantrums, @ForcedRegistrycel has collated some fun stuff about a dethroned /r/celebrities jannie, one @Vaprz, who is in ruins after losing 14 years of his life to moderating /r/celebrities only to be fired from a volunteer position. I would strongly recommend visiting his thread!

https://rdrama.net/post/180641/janicide-horror-stories-removed-as-moderator



21:57 Emotions run high

Tensions continue to mount in the newly-christened #resignations and /u/HKayn is repeatedly begging people not to make any rash, life-altering decisions like resigning from a moderator position or deleting one's Reddit account.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873126351970282.webp

The users in the powerjannie Groomercord briefly consider whether turning Reddit over to other powermods is the best course of action.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873126352992647.webp

AND THEY HAVE A NEW PLAN - DELETE FRICKING EVERYTHING! YEAH! BURN REDDIT TO THE GROUND!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873126355708241.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1687312635714409.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873126359529443.webp

They go on to rule this out. Not because Reddit would obviously just roll their deletions back, but because they (again) don't want to lose their positions or accounts :marseyxd#::

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873126362235308.webp

/u/Meepster23, who our own @Julian_H_Cope calls "one of the few respectable mods", pulls the trigger and deletes his Reddit account!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873126362698114.webp

...just kidding lol he lied.

While I have you here, give this a listen!

:#marseyjamming:



21:59 RAPIDFIRE UPDATES - SADMINS FUCKED AROUND AND FOUND OUT :#marseyjannymin!i:

Is the janniecide over? Six million mops in four hours always did seem suspicious. The numbers just don't add up. I'm not saying it didn't happen, but just like, think about it bro.

https://twitter.com/JackDaniel8008/status/1671332720729903104

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873129318135414.webp

I can't believe the jannie counteroffensive is winning lmao. Kill me.

:marseycarpsalute#: the fallen chadmins



23:29 BLIND KINKSTERS

I have no idea what this means but something about accessibility on p*rn subs for blind pornsick addicts??

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873178115949023.webp

They can’t name rDrama (literally! they made a bot to autodelete any messages containing “rDrama”!) but they’re talking about us. And chtorrr. And Marty the Hate Cat.

:#marseychtorrr2::#marseyhomohitler:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1687317991735635.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873179918796833.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873181500819385.webp

A hyperautistic lunatic has noticed the reddit content policy is no longer available in English :marseythonk:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873181499907358.webp

https://redditinc.com/policies/content-policy



23:50 Bedtime

Ok I am very bored and getting off now. What do you think will happen with the content policy?

One final leak: they think random users who just add subs to their feed to scroll their FYP while they shit are going to rally to their heroic jannies’ defense :marseykneel:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873198221219192.webp

Goodnight dramautists, pray that we all wake to a world free of jannies :#marseycarpsleeping:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873196800132532.webp


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!nooticers NO WAY THEY ACTUALLY BROKE THEIR MOPS :marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd:

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check /r/mildlyinteresting

the about moderators page is COMPLETELY BLANK

spez i kneel :!marseykneel::marseyspez:

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When this is all said and done and we have a complete timeline and can pinpoint key events, we’ll make this a recurring rDrama holiday like Homoween and Fistmas and DKD and shit. Not sure what it will entail yet but this is wonderful.


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JANNICIDE JUNE (this event occurs in march)

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Right before Donkey Kong December would worry me that people would get burnt out on holigays


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Mopteenth

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SPEZTEENTH

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"mopteenth" sounds like it glorifies the mops "HAPPY MOPTEENTH, WE LOVE REDDIT POWER JANNIES"

spezteenth can be broken mop themed and assorted reddit chadmins themed

i don't actually like reddit adminsfrick chtorr for overwriting my pixel and banning meI just think it's funny.

wait maybe

SPEZTWENTH

bc this was the 20th not the 19th and taking a holiday away from foundational black americans is wrong :marseyannoyed:

I also like how "Speztwenth" looks like gibberish and seems so inscrutable. Speztwenth. Speztwenth. Speztwenth.

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I like this !jannies

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I am not asking you.

I am telling you.

We must celebrate Toyotathon.

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This actually isn't a bad idea.


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Its a bad idea

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We can never celebrate it as hard as the Chads in Chad

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_War

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i thought donkey kong december was in may?

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Yeah but it was originally supposed to be April


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... which is also before june, not after it?

:marseycarpautism:

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There's already too many

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Jannyary 6th

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This successful Jihad against Jannies will go down in r-slur history

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Jannieteenth

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please do this!

also LOL i predicted this almost PERFECTLY

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How do you do it Jan

How do you do it

:daydream:


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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873093791564002.webp

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so far, looks like I'm right on the powerjanny part too!

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/u/scratch-n-yiff hecko jan!


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that is a truly DEMENTED username

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i wont yuck your yum


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i WILL yum your yuck

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They swarm like flies to a bloated corpse

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Nice try Jan

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what!

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Your predictions have failed. MildlyInteresting jannies are back. Total !incels victory over the foid Jan

Frick I'm sending these cels too much dc lately

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Wait pinging costs money?

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:marseygiveup:

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Join the ping group!

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she's so smart :daydream!:

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>she

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😔☹️

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:#marseylaugh: :#surejan:

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:meow:

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Jannieanmen Square Remembrance Day :!#capytank::!#capytank::!#capytank:

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:#marseycarpbuff:

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Since I like suggesting terrible ideas call it Dramastock and cover the site with over the top, almost impossible to use psychedelics, giant hippy flowers and mandatory awful jam band music.

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Auspicious Incident.

https://rdrama.net/post/179024/happy-auspicious-incident-anniversary-on-this

It was extremely auspicious that it started like just a couple of days before the anniversary!

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:#marseyparty:

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>Spend years looking the other way when chadmins fabricate rules to ban your political opponents

>Chadmins pull the same shit on you

>:#marseypikachu2:

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Carp make an account and become a janny over there. Cause some drama after this is over.

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