Stepson of the submarine billionaire is such a loser lmfao

!commies the bourgeoisie are not sending their best

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The hoverhanding sealed the deal on him being a loser jfc

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Im an r-slur but lol lmao

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Who is this ugly broad with bad tattoos she’s famous or something?

Also buddy looks well into his 30s… he’s going to raves at that age and also dressed as he is in the photos?

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She’s a DJ that is moderately well known, but is probably better known for posting thirst traps than her actual music.

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but is probably better :marseysaulgoodman: known for posting :marseycomplain: thirst traps than her actual music

:#marseymanysuchcases:

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I'm 45 and I look younger than this guy. I don't know what's going :marseysal2: on there :marseycheerup: but it clearly involves some really bad genetics

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Booze and drugs age you big time.


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Facts :marseyshapiro:

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Wait, what the heckerino happened to get him blocked and banned for life?

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Top right of the main image

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:#marseypikachu2:

>Some of you are alright, don't go to Trilogy tomorrow

:#marseydylan:

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How do they know it's the same Brian? Did we forget what happened to Brian Laundrie? :marseysad:

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that darn grizzly bear stole his phone and framed him

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tf is rave community?, karen

a bunch of junkies? but go off i guess

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>use hoverhand to avoid being called a creep

>get called a creep anyway

>no reason given

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Wait what am I missing here? Surely she's not that offended by the hover hand. Is it because of his dad?

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im literally screaming, check top right ffs

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:#marseyautism:

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NO WAY :marseyshock:

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i have a hard time believing that's not just a bad pic. Looks like he was going to put his arm around her and they snapped the picture while he was still getting ready, he isn't looking at the camera all the way yet

yet again, i have been proven to be r-slurred. this guy is an neurodivergent moron


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i have a hard time believing that's not just a bad pic. Looks like he was going to put his arm around her and they snapped the picture while he was still getting ready, he isn't looking at the camera all the way yet

@TheCuteCandy2 oh shit i found his rdrama account :marseysoypoint#:

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lol i wish i was the stepson of a dead billionaire, only i would be doing the hunter biden thing and not the hover hands on literally whos


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omg! the hover hand is by far the best picture of him tho lol, theres a reason he pinned it to his bird app

ex other pic:, karen

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i officially take back my previous comment. that's really sad


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lol lmao his credit score is lower than mine is and thats the tea, sis

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it's pretty hard to get that close to 600 if you are making payments and not debtmaxxed. dad was r-slurred and died on a sub, kid was r-slurred and debt maxxed


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billionaire -> stepson but go off i guess

Im an r-slur but stepson of billionaire -> simp for whores

ok so looks like money came from step grandad or step great grandad

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Jesus christ. Looks are not in that gene pool

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Yeah this profile screams grade A groper.

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:#marseymaid::#marseysoypoint2:

It's literally marsey. Not Hello Kitty. :marseyindignant:

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billion dollar hover hand lmao


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:marseyfoidretard::marseyretardchad:

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Le hoverhand being such a well known meme makes me wonder if now there's a trend of fat sweaty g*mers awkwardly gripping models extra hard when they take pics at g*ming conventions as to not look like a hoverhand loser πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

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Being conscious about not hover-handing would require things like shame and self-awareness, which someone can't have if they're taking pictures of themselves at a g*ming convention.

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You could get a whole other foid in there

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volcel if you wouldnt let this fat neighbor hit but go off

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Those poor women don’t want to be in that photo :marseycry:

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Reminder that ADF, one of the earliest internet lolcows who was discovered by 4chan around the same time as Chris also had his own Megan saga, and even used the term Love Quest unironically!

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I have written two semi effortposts on this cow here !ranchers, sadly Phils lolmilk has long since dried, but it is still an interesting cautionary tale as to why !r-slurs need proper parenting and no internet access.

https://rdrama.net/post/169599/commie-makes-crayon-drawings-of-what/4133092#context

https://rdrama.net/post/169599/commie-makes-crayon-drawings-of-what/4133424#context

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holy shit wingcuck sonichu just dropped

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wingcuck sonichu

!ranchers this is by far the most accurate description of ADF that I have ever seen :marseyxd: this neighbor wanted to be Sasuke, like, he would dress up like him, have his same weight, same hobbies, same philosophy, and even try to find a Naruto cosplayer who would marry him and also behave just like Naruto, this neighbor used to be the final boss of all Fujos despite being a biological moid! :pooner:

Anyways, pretty much yeah, his KiwiFarms thread title calls him "The Original :marseytrain2: Commie Cow", Phil is probably the earliest known Chapocel of the internet, the archetype of the terminally online narcissistic neurodivergent with no parents who was adopted by internet communities, and saw fringe political radicalism as an anime cosplay convention that he could latch on, I recall that Phil became a communist LARPer solely because he watched the Hetalia anime and liked how the kawaii Maoist China character looked like :marseymanysuchcases:

This tard has so far changed his identity, gender, ideology, religion, and name so many dozens of times that it is hard to keep track on it, he at first started LARPing as a Jew, then as a Latinx, then as a Maoist, then as an Anarchist, and as of now he is currently some Anarcho-Maoist Satanist who supports China and Russia and has been dealing with a shitton of health issues, oh and there is no evidence that Phil is anything but Italian, the tard just neurodivergentally hyperfixates on ethnic groups that he can LARP as and then fakes being Jewish/Latinx for attention and oppression points.

Heck, as early as the 1930s George Orwell was already saying that political wingcuckery of both far-left and far-right attracted social outcasts and r-slurs who had no actual political goals other than find like-minded tards like them, and also because they dream of seeing a massive societal upheaval to create their own fantasy CWCville/New USSR/Fourth Reich, or in the case of Phil, Australatinx.:marseymariachi:

But it is useful to mention that Phil is so fricking insufferable that even fricking Portland antifa LARPers and genderspecials repeatedly kicked him out of their groups, just fricking imagine the epic levels of r-sluration and delusion that it takes for you to get kicked out of a genderqueer antifa shelter in Portland! :marseyshock:

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I would like to add that in college he joined the anime club, wore BDSM gear in public and tried to get people to be his 'dom' and the one time someone actually touched his peepee he shit his pants

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Chrischanlore-cels, what's the status of girl on the right?

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Still a weird foid on social media who works with animals I think. Megan has a Nazi fetish and asked Chris to buy her pics of sexy Wehrmacht soldiers on Ebay :marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd:

Chris attempted to contact Megan as late as 2017 afaik, even after he :marseytrain2:ed out as a lesbian trans soul due to his porn addiction.

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Now a dude and sitting in US Congress.

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Ill man wife him.

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Uncanny resemblance :marseyopera:

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i feel like omg is that bianca?

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Megan

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they are almost as hideous as he is lol but go off i guess

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You only want to take picture with me so you could flex to your friend what cute guy you know :marseycool:

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He wouldn’t look out of place on TCAP

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:marseysmug: Seems like he's already been caught.

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I can't fix him because he isn't strag, why can't I get a cute closeted billionare boyfriend:marseysulk:

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omg hes literally meeee and thats the tea, sis

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literally, to catch a billionaires son

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>Padres hat

God darn it, why does this neighbor need to be associated with us

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That's beyond hover hand. That's obital hand.


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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I wonder if he even understands that he has enough money to buy and own a harem of onlyfans girls :marseythinkorino:

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Still doing the hover hand at his big age. SMH.

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omg! i met miss italy as a missionary at a random store i was passing by, and i put my hand on that fricking waist, and she was like 511 and almost 61 in her heels and looking fly as heck

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i feel like holy shit this is so cringe it has to be bait

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>spending 3 years as spawn bait for a publicish figure :marseysleep:

>Uboat fricking sank :marseywereback:

>le me :marseyfeelsgood:

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Imagine working on your bloodline and investing in your future generations only so that your third descendant fricks it all up in 20y...

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:marseyfeminist:

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Me when my step son is trying to crush g*mer girl puss and my friend handed me the Mad Catz controller to steer the sub

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hes drowning in g*mer girl bathwater now, karen

r, andi, andp, and in peace but go off i guess

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he seems like he's just a level 999 neurodivergent

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He can't be. Chris-chan is 999. Compared to that he's low 300s at best.

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gotta be at least level 600 at least but go off

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...well I wouldn't say that his level is that high

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The children of rich people are some of the worse things in existence. If you are rich and have children, you should be legally required to send them to a concentration camp for a year so they actually get a idea of hard work.

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I think that's what boarding schools are.

It's also where they learn to be self loathing closeted homosexuals.

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You haven't lived if you haven't stragged at boarding school

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Boarding school us where you send your children to be r*ped.

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Yeah, that's what I said.

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:marseybottom:

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my heart is telling me isn’t that public schools?

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They don’t r*pe the kids anymore they just shove critical theory down their throats

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Pampered children are an issue, not rich children.

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trust fund kids who actually want to do something with their life, but mostly just are here to enjoy it are based but go off i guess

Im an r-slur but this guy is just a sperg

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HE A STEP SON u FRICKING r SLUT

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This is why I'm never :marseyitsover: gonna :marseyvenn6: adopt. I genuinely love my stepdad, but all the data indicates that I'm a massive outlier

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I was the first person in my family not to go to college

Fricking lmao, this guy is :marseyautism: as frick

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