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carpathianflorist presents: Radical Positivity

I have reversed all but one downmarsey. Downmarseys are unnecessarily hostile and destructive and wreak untold havoc on the emotional wellbeing of users everywhere. In a perfect world, the downmarsey feature would be removed entirely. We don’t live in a perfect world, though, and so we must be the change we wish to see in it.

Take the pledge today to never downmarsey again. Sign your name in this thread. Navigate to the β€œHates” page on your profile and strive to be a more positive person.

carpathianflorist


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What did jackie do?

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Refused to let carp in her room as pictured here @carpie.

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This but with a gas chamber

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god i wish that was me

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:#godiwishthatwereme:

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"her"

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Thought xhe was in biofoids. Have I been hoodwinked?

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Bamboozled, obvious moid if you ask me.

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I assumed foid and promptly ignored xer takes so have no idea about personality. How could my blatant misogyny backfire on me like this.

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She upmarseys me so I will let her identify as whatever she wants

:#marseylove:

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Don't worry Carp, someday you'll find a crazy woman who will s*x you up and make you regret your life choices

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I could not in good conscience bring myself to undownmarsey the comment in question.


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:#marseyxd:

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It took so long to undo 2500 downmarseys just for this bit :carpdeadinside:


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!codecels

he did it manually :marseylaugh::marseylaugh::marseylaugh:

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aeπŸ…±οΈann has anti-botting, i wrote a script to upmarsey everyone on a post and the votes were ignored

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do it in selenium at human speeds

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I set the timer to 5 seconds per upmarsey and it still failed

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I bet selenium, at worst hidden as a mobile client, would not get caught. Might try at some point.

Either way as an admin surely carp had sql admin access to remove all his downmarseys or something rather than the insanity of clicking 2500+ times

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The api doesn't let you vote either. I wanted to give all bard mentioners an upmarsey but the request was rejected :marseysad:

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Huh. Just stick this in your console.log

(function f() { document.querySelector(".upvote-button:not(.active):not([class*=mobile])")?.click(); window.setTimeout(f, 600 + Math.random() * 1000); })();

Credit to @PessiShill

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my script worked for voting 1 post at a time but not for the whole page

try refreshing and you'll see nothing stuck

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Mine works for everything on the page. Note how I just successfully downmarseyd everything in this thread.

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Oh as in insta-set all things to upmarseyd?

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next time give me your password, I'll bot stuff like that for you :marseyfuckoffcarp:

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:marseyblack: :What the frick you mean, give you my password? Ain't no way I'm givin' you my shit so you can go around botting stuff. Frick outta here with that bullshit.

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Welcome back king, I missed you. You're definitely in my top 5 BIPOCs

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:marseyblack: :What up, blood? Ain't nobody miss you, dog. You was gone, and that was just fine by us. But now you back, so we'll give you a little bit of attention. But make no mistake, you ain't no king around here. You ain't nothin' but a bottom-feeder. And you ain't even in my top 5 BIPOCs. In fact, you ain't even in my top 5400. So show some respect and keep your mouth shut unless you got somethin' worth sayin'.

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dont worry i cancelled out your downmarsey :funkyko#ngdrunk:

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