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CANADA NEW WORLD ORDER 1812-2035 WON ONCE WON FOREVER.
CANADA A SUPERPOWER BY 2025 WITH OUR NEW IMPORTED BROTHERS
AMERICA'S FINANCIAL STATE IS PURELY BECAUSE WE (
) ALLOW IT, NEVER FORGET
FRICK WITH US AND WE'LL BURN YOU DOWN AGAIN (TALLY HO, LADS) THE ETERNAL MAPLE ARMY MARCHES
REMEMBER, THE ONLY WARS YOU'VE WON HAVE HAD US INVOLVED. WE CONTROL THE STRINGS OF FATE 
MUTTS WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING MORE THAN A VASSEL PROVINCE TO ALLOW US TO PISS OFF EUROIDS AND RUSSCELS FOR OUR ENTERTAINMENT
TOTAL MUTT DEATH ON THEIR SHIT HOLIDAY 
REMINDER. THIS IS GOD'S WEAKEST CANADIAN
AND THIS IS GOD'S STRONGEST AMERICAN
CANADA IS THE ONLY COUNTRY ON EARTH TO FULLY SUPPORT 2SLGBTQILCA+ (2S: TWO SPIRIT (MOST IMPORTANT, WE LOVE HEYA HOYAS!), L: Lesbian; G: Gay; B: Bisexual; T: Transgender; Q: Queer; I: Indian, LC: Lower Caste (we love sexy Indian dudes!) A: Asia ) RIGHTS AND IDEOLOGY, A STARK CONTRAST TO OUR SOUTHERN "FREE NATION" IN THE MIDST OF A GENOCIDE
WE ARE THE FIRST COUNTRY WITH A TRANS-RACIAL LEADER
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There were 0 Canadians present when the White House was burned. It was literally all Bongs.
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Canadians burnt the white house and also threw the first brick at stonewall
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EVERY GREAT
SCIENTIST 
BEHIND 
AMERICAN 
"INNOVATION" WAS CANADIAN. GEORGE 
WASHINGTON WAS BORN HERE. ALBERT EINSTEIN WAS BORN HERE. SARAH 
CONNOR WAS BORN HERE. BEST COUNTRY 
ON THE PLANET.
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WHO DO YOU THINK CONTROLS BONGLAND? MUTTS LOSE ONCE AGAIN
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Canadians are like trust fund babies bragging about mommy and daddyβs achievements lol.
Truly the most vile and despicable people on Earth.
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We sent a crew of men to the moon using less computing power than a contemporary graphing calculator. More than half a century of technological development later, you still havenβt done so.
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This neighbor still beileves in the moon landing
Trans lives matter
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It's true, I astral projected to the landing site
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THEN YOU WOULD'VE SEEN THE fricking CANADIAN
FLAG 
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Should have gone too the dark side and checked out the moon base
Trans lives matter
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Do NOT do this. It has heavy astral defenses just like the Pentagon. You could have a really bad trip.
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And the Cuckistans burned down the White House. How is that a bad thing?
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The real loss is that Leafs went form burning down the white house to their current state
At least they know that vaccines work
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EXPLOTING INDIGENOUS GERMOIDS TO GO TO A SHITHOLE ROCK IS ONLY MILDLY MORE PRODUCTIVE THAN VIETNAM WAS. BILLIONS OF DOLLARS
SPENT GETTING TO THE MOON, ZERO PRACTICAL USE FOR SPACE 
ROCKS. CURIOUS.
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Arenβt you Brazilian
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GOD I WISH, I HATE THIS FRICKING
COUNTRY 
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marsey.pink
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have a vote for the
span effects
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I can't help but notice
you commented on this post without upkonging or downkonging, carp. Yet you made comments earlier today 
suggesting that they should 
be killed 
curious.
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Proud nonvoter. Glad too see @ThousandBestLives's calculated behavior is having the intended effect.
Hate @ThousandBestLives
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carp can u smuggle me across the border
i'll do things
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!downkongrs bring your rakes
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Take them back tenfold
And give them to me
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wait you seriously think you won the war of 1812 because you gave us an opportunity to refurbish our white house? That's cute
Remind me again why the queen isn't on our money
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I thought you were
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What made you think that lol
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A fricking CANADIAN
TO BE, CURIOUS.
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WHY DID YOUR "PRESIDENT" SAY "GOD SAVE THE fricking QUEEN", b-word? IT'S BECAUSE THE fricking TOP-LEVEL FACADE OF BEING MORE THAN A fricking VASSAL STATE
WAS fricking BRIEFLY FORGOTTEN
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I see skeletons i upkong
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THANKS FOR THE fricking HECKIN' WHOLESOME
KARMA 
KIND STRANGER. ONLY -6K IN THE fricking HOLE FOR THIS ONE 
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WHAT ALL MUTTS
WILL GET DURING THE NEW WORLD 
ORDER. REMEMBER, ANY DISSENT WILL RESULT IN YOUR DEATH 
UNLESS 
YOU'RE A MARGINALIZED 2SLTBQU(QUEBEC) OR BIPOC 
INDIVIDUAL
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CANADA ONLY EXISTS BECAUSE WE CAN WIPE ANYONE WHO FRICKS WITH YOU OUT. ONCE YOUR USEFULNESS HAS RUN OUT FOR US, WE'LL ANNEX THAT FROZEN SHITHOLE AND MAKE IT OUR 53rd STATE AFTER PUERTO RICO AND RUSSIA.
USA! USA! USA!
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AMERICAN BLOOD HAS FAILED TIME AND TIME AGAIN TO WIN A WAR WITHOUT OUR HELP. YOU'D BE UNABLE TO DEFEAT THE SHEER MIGHT OF GOD'S BLESSED LEAF NATION
YOU'RE OUR VASSEL STATE, ONLY ALLOWED TO LIVE SO WE CAN WATCH YOU ANNOY EUROCUCKS AND RUSSOIDS, ANY DISSENT WILL RESULT IN AN IMMEDIATE DEATH TO EVERY MUTT ALIVE
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WITH WHAT NUCLEAR WEAPONS B-WORD? WE WILL TURN THAT B-WORD-BUTT COUNTRY OF YOURS INTO GLASS AND USE IT TO MAKE COMMEMORATIVE SNOWGLOBES. OUR NAVY COULD WIPE YOU OUT ON ITS OWN, LET ALONE THE FULL MIGHT OF THE WAR MACHINE. COME AT US B-WORD, SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
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WE DONT NEED TO BEAT YOU AGAIN. YOU'RE A fricking SUBJUGATED NATION, KEPT AROUND TO AMUSE US BY ANNOYING
EUROPE 
AND RUSSIA 
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I WILL PERSONALLY COME UP THERE AND WIPE OUT CANADA MYSELF!
USA! USA! USA!
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TRY IT, BUD. WE BOTH KNOW YOUR BENT-KNEE FEDS WILL IMPRISON YOU FOR LIFE AS SOON AS YOU TRY TO CROSS
THE fricking BORDER. WE'RE IN CONTROL, SORRY 
NOT SORRY 
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@ThousandBestLives actually.foind out just yesterday that canada pretend too have "special operations" units in their military. So fricking funny
The ukrops liked them because they didnt act like they were superior too r-slurred slavs. Because they arent
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:marseyandrewjackson:
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"YEAH IGNORE
THAT TIME I GOT STABBED IN THE HEART, I PUNCHED 
SOMEONE IN THE LEG ONCE"
KEEP COPING
MUTT, YOU LOST, AND ALWAYS WILL WITHOUT OUR HELP 
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By your logic Napoleon won his war by taking Moscow and totally returned to France with more than a small fraction of his original army.
America lost DC but the mighty British navy was humiliated at the Great Lakes and the army was defeated at New Orleans in part because they charged the American defenses and realized too late theyβd forgotten their ladders. Both sides had plenty of Ls lol
And their were only two sides btw, since Canada did not exist as a separate polity yet. Even the Dominion of Canada didnβt exist then.
I get the feeling youβre Canadian because theyβre the only ones who care lmao. Americans have the revolution and British historians care more about the Napoleonic Wars.
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HE DID.
*THERE. YOU'RE PUTTING THAT SUPERIOR
MUTT INTELLECT TO GOOD USE I SEE
I GET THE fricking FEELING YOU'RE AMERICAN
BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO R-SLURRED 
TO SEE THIS WAS THE fricking MOST OBVIOUS 
BAIT ON THE fricking PLANET 
SEE MY BALLS
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The heart of america is in texas r-slur.
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Texas
is the fricking clogged artery that got cleared out in the fricking civil 
war. It's a fricking cuckolded state 
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Then explain why all the best halo players live there
Checkmate
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The fricking best halo players live in California because you need to be GAY or a fricking BABY to play halo lol imagine playing spaceman spiff instead of an actual shooter
like Call of Duty or Battlefield lol lmao π€£π€£π€£
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Cod is a good warmup for halo because theres no strategy or even tactics too distract from the aim duels
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GAY GAME LOL BRO DIAPER
MAN WITH HIS CAT EARS LOL
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Wrong, america is the greatest country of earth.
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Still mad that US didnβt incorporated you , b-word?
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WHY INCORPERATE INTO A LESSER COUNTRY WHEN WE CAN SIDE WITH THE SECOND AND THIRD MOST POWERFUL?
WE DON'T NEED THEM TO BEAT THE MUTTS, BUT WITH THEM WE'RE UNSTOPPABLE
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marsey.pink
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YOU NEED TO GET GLASSES, AT LEAST, IF YOU CAN AFFORD THEM, MUTT
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Holy shit KEEP YOURSELF SAFE KEEP YOURSELF SAFE KEEP YOURSELF SAFE KEEP YOURSELF SAFE KEEP YOURSELF SAFE
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OUR COUNTRY HAS THE FREEDOM TO
, YOURS DOESN'T. SORRY MUTT, BUT MAYBE YOU SHOULD FIGHT FOR ACTUAL FREEDOMS
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GOVERNMENT SUICIDE
IS A fricking HUMAN RIGHT, CHUD. STEW ON THAT FOR A fricking WHILE IN YOUR FREEDOMLESS SHITHOLE TO THE fricking SOUTH 
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51st state getting uppity again
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I unironically can't imagine an existence more cucked than being Canadian. You have no cultural influence, youre only known as being "nice" America lite, which isn't even true. Absolutely nothing about your country is sustainable beyond leeching off the U.S. It's no wonder almost your entire population lives on our border. Your government somehow makes ours look competent when you give it any scrutiny at all, which to be fair no one does because, why would you? Every worthwhile Canadian will move to the U.S. to actually make money.
I will give a shout out to the based Canadians out there wilin out up further north, but they probably don't have internet.
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Based. Until the US wrecks Canada one day the future Canada stays ahead in ELO.
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Bad bait
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marsey.pink
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No nukes lmao
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You literally can't buy a house because your cucked government let a bunch of Chinese and Singaporeans buy up the entire housing market and leave it empty
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I JUST BOUGHT A fricking HOUSE. WHY ARE fricking YOU POOR, b-word? I THOUGHT MUTTS WERE fricking SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO AFFORD THINGS
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Enjoy you're hovel, dipshit
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A $2 million cardboard shack without AC doesn't count
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YOU'RE RIGHT, I HAVE 3 HEATPUMPS ON PROPERTY, THEY'RE SUPERIOR
TO AC IN EVERY WAY, MUCH LIKE CANADA 
IS TO fricking MUTTLAND
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Darn 3 whole heat pumps? Must be compensating for the garbage weather
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TWO BUILDINGS AND A fricking BASEMENT TO HEAT/COOL
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I don't know, but I'll make sure not to get on your bad side lest I begin molesting children. Like a Pascal's wager kind of thing.
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I'm not sure which country you're talking about, but I think that you might be that country that honors the nazis in their parliament, right?
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canadians are royalist cowards who will bend the knee when the time comes
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We don't even need a military, the US just does everything we want it to like a well trained dog. A highly trained mutt, ready to do as we tell it to, like little more than a puppet
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The subjects are getting uppity again.
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the US's mutts are always uppity, that's why I need to remind them of their rightful place under our boot
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I don't even think about Canada.
Nobody is capable of not thinking about America.
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we need a lot of thought to keep our vassal state in line
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Vaccines work
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COPE OVER YOUR COUNTRY'S IMPOTENCE AND INFERIORITY TO GOD'S CHOSEN
LAND OF LEAVES. BEST COUNTRY 
IN THE fricking WORLD. HOO RAH CANADA, motherlover! CANADA, motherlover! CANADA, motherlover! CANADA, motherlover! CANADA, motherlover!
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Putting the
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where did you find those skeleton pictures?
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You go into your backyard to tap trees for syrup, I go into my backyard to shoot an unsustainablely expensive amount of bullets into old cans and mounds of dirt.
We are not the same.
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YOU'D LOSE THAT FIGHT
AGAINST THE fricking DIRT IF WE DIDN'T ALLOW YOU TO WIN 
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Why do
never acknowledge that Washington was sacked by British troops, not Canadians, and that the 
burned Toronto to the ground during the same war?
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BURNING
TORONTO TO THE fricking GROUND IS A fricking GOOD THING. IT'S LIKE CAUTERIZING A fricking CYST. PRETENDING IT'S A fricking LOSS IS fricking COMICAL
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That didnt happen tho
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Least pathetic 51st American State Enthusiast
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Based, murimutts absolutely seething
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It cost me 6k DC and I'll do it again in a fricking heartbeat. Mutts
will always need to be kept in check. Can't wait to pin it next time there's a fricking patriotic 
American 
holiday
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Wow, what happened after that? Did we dominate the entire world and continue too do so too this very day?
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Storebrand America moment
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IT TAKES 200 AWAY. THIS POST HAS COST ME AROUND 6K, I'LL PAY INFINITE DC TO MAKE MUTTS
SEETHE. NO COST TOO GREAT 
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wait really
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based punished smug leaf
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