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  • XD : TOTAL MUTT DEATH. KILL ALL MUTTS WITH FIREWORKS. BURN ALL MUTT WHITEHOUSES TO THE GROUND.
  • Holly_Jolly_Kong : Summoning an army of lizards to kill you!
  • lofi_girl : :marseyneat: This leaf knows how to use CSS
  • Pog : Americanmisic
  • whyareyou : keep yourself safe cute twink
  • BigBlackCockatiel : zigger tier cope
  • Fatfungus : Good bait! (I think)

REMINDER TO ALL MUTTS THAT AMERICA ONLY EXISTS BECAUSE WE ALLOW YOU TO. YOU LOST 1812 AND WE DIDN'T EVEN BREAK A SWEAT. WHITEHOUSE BURNED TO THE GROUND :marseyredcoat:

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(he doesn't know mutts are losers :marseydicklet::marseydicklet::marseydicklet::marseydicklet:)

:marseysmirk: :marseysmug2: :marseysmug3: :marseysmug: :marsey57:

CANADA NEW WORLD ORDER 1812-2035 WON ONCE WON FOREVER.

:mars#eymutt: :marseys#hooting:

CANADA A SUPERPOWER BY 2025 WITH OUR NEW IMPORTED BROTHERS

:mars#eytunaktunak: :mars!#eytunaktunak: :mars#eytunaktunak: :mars#eytunaktunak: :mars#eytu!naktunak: :mars#eytunaktunak: :mars#e!ytunaktunak: :mars#eytunaktunak:

AMERICA'S FINANCIAL STATE IS PURELY BECAUSE WE (:marse#ycanada:) ALLOW IT, NEVER FORGET

:mars#eyeh: :mars#eyeh: :mars#eyeh: :mars#eyeh: :mars#eyeh: :mars#eyeh: :mars#eyeh: :mars#eyeh: :mars#eyeh:

FRICK WITH US AND WE'LL BURN YOU DOWN AGAIN (TALLY HO, LADS) THE ETERNAL MAPLE ARMY MARCHES

:marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat:

:marseyredcoat: :marseyflamewar: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseycanadian:

:marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat:

REMEMBER, THE ONLY WARS YOU'VE WON HAVE HAD US INVOLVED. WE CONTROL THE STRINGS OF FATE :marseythu#mbsup:

:wo#rship: :wo#rship: :wo#rship: :mars#eycanada: :wo!#rship::w!o#rship::wo!#rship:

MUTTS WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING MORE THAN A VASSEL PROVINCE TO ALLOW US TO PISS OFF EUROIDS AND RUSSCELS FOR OUR ENTERTAINMENT

!leafs

TOTAL MUTT DEATH ON THEIR SHIT HOLIDAY :mars!#eyagreefast:

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REMINDER. THIS IS GOD'S WEAKEST CANADIAN

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16885112317424984.webp

AND THIS IS GOD'S STRONGEST AMERICAN

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16885112317943747.webp

CANADA IS THE ONLY COUNTRY ON EARTH TO FULLY SUPPORT 2SLGBTQILCA+ (2S: TWO SPIRIT (MOST IMPORTANT, WE LOVE HEYA HOYAS!), L: Lesbian; G: Gay; B: Bisexual; T: Transgender; Q: Queer; I: Indian, LC: Lower Caste (we love sexy Indian dudes!) A: Asia ) RIGHTS AND IDEOLOGY, A STARK CONTRAST TO OUR SOUTHERN "FREE NATION" IN THE MIDST OF A GENOCIDE

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16885115170543535.webp

WE ARE THE FIRST COUNTRY WITH A TRANS-RACIAL LEADER

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16885115503640823.webp


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>Nobody look up other 1812 battles please

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"YEAH IGNORE :marseyerasure: THAT TIME I GOT STABBED IN THE HEART, I PUNCHED :marseypunched: SOMEONE IN THE LEG ONCE"

KEEP COPING :marseycopeseethedilate: MUTT, YOU LOST, AND ALWAYS WILL WITHOUT OUR HELP :marseymutt#: :marseyminigu#n:


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By your logic Napoleon won his war by taking Moscow and totally returned to France with more than a small fraction of his original army.

America lost DC but the mighty British navy was humiliated at the Great Lakes and the army was defeated at New Orleans in part because they charged the American defenses and realized too late they’d forgotten their ladders. Both sides had plenty of Ls lol :marseyl:

And their were only two sides btw, since Canada did not exist as a separate polity yet. Even the Dominion of Canada didn’t exist then.

I get the feeling you’re Canadian because they’re the only ones who care lmao. Americans have the revolution and British historians care more about the Napoleonic Wars.

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>By your logic :marseyshapiro: Napoleon :marseyoldguard: won his war by taking Moscow :marseyrussian:

HE DID. :marseysalu#tenavy:

And their were fricking only two sides :marseyyesandnosuperspeed: btw,

*THERE. YOU'RE PUTTING THAT SUPERIOR :marseysmug: MUTT INTELLECT TO GOOD USE I SEE

I get the fricking feeling you’re Canadian :marseyavril2: because they’re the only fricking ones who care lmbo

I GET THE fricking FEELING YOU'RE AMERICAN :marseyscooter: BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO R-SLURRED :marseysoonretarded: TO SEE THIS WAS THE fricking MOST OBVIOUS :marseybaitschrodinger: BAIT ON THE fricking PLANET :marseyjumpsuitgreen:

SEE MY BALLS


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The heart of america is in texas r-slur.

@ThousandBestLives say this as a feminist ally

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Texas :marseylonghorn: is the fricking clogged artery that got cleared out in the fricking civil :marseysaluteconfederacy: war. It's a fricking cuckolded state :marseycoonass:


dude bussy lmao

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Then explain why all the best halo players live there

Checkmate :marseysmug:

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The fricking best halo players live in California because you need to be GAY or a fricking BABY to play halo lol imagine playing spaceman spiff instead of an actual shooter :marseytarrant: like Call of Duty or Battlefield lol lmao 🀣🀣🀣


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Cod is a good warmup for halo because theres no strategy or even tactics too distract from the aim duels

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GAY GAME LOL BRO DIAPER :marseybib: MAN WITH HIS CAT EARS LOL


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