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Woman is upset that husband canโ€™t differentiate perishable meat versus nonperishable

https://old.reddit.com/r/breakingmom/comments/14sc02t/husband_literally_standing_in_front_of?sort=controversial

The guy is r-slurred but how hard is it to just give an answer to a yes or no question? Husband probably isnโ€™t the one shopping and wants to know. How hard is a one syllable response? Foidsโ€ฆ.

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Oh fake doctor guy!

https://media.giphy.com/media/kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX/giphy.webp

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Iโ€™m about as fake as your PCP or ED attending. A foid drug pusher fricked up due to limited knowledge about medicine.

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If you're a real doctor answer me this: why is the michaelis menten constant not a dimensionless number if it's derived from a simple ratio of the rate constants? The units should cancel, right?

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Not sure on units buts itโ€™s an exponential curve with cutoff around 90%. @Garry_Chess can reread the lehninger book since @Garry_Chess have that section bookmarked and have it on hand.

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I'm asking about the unit specifically because lehninger (or google) won't give u the answer

Also it's not an exponential curve ๐Ÿ˜˜

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Is it not exponential? Iโ€™m not a math guy but it looks exponential. Leningher has it listed as mm at least on the sixth edition

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it looks exponential

U might be a doctor after all :marseysquint: can u answer where the unit for km comes from?

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No idea. @Garry_Chess usually only deal with m, cm, dm, and mm

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>doesn't know basic math and enzyme kinetics

Ok u convinced me u might actually be a real doctor

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So what did she get wrong then? Why havent u made a post where u vindicate urself lol

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Certain NPIs are started with a T. This is usually used for immigrant pathologists (I should also note itโ€™s for clinical directors in a reference lab and not for the actual pathologists). Also poor knowledge of how pharm reps interact in a clinical setting and doesnโ€™t know we just have them walk through an employee door claiming we arenโ€™t allowed to have pharm reps in the institution.

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I have no idea about how any of this works, but I believe you because you're a man.

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Itโ€™s understandable. There are basic rules but thatโ€™s mostly known by people in the profession.

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Okay, now I know youโ€™re pulling my leg. NPI numbers are intelligence-free :marseyfluffyannoyed:

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10 digits starting with a 1 but have seen clinical directors have it start with a T. It might not be their actual NPI but would use it for all CAP documentation as the clinical provider. @Garry_Chess donโ€™t really know how paths work now so it mightโ€™ve changed over 20 years

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So you saw this NPI with a T over 20 years ago?

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Probably not 20, Iโ€™m trying too remember what years @Garry_Chess worked in the lab and know it was at least 17 years ago but possibly 18-20. Frick if @Garry_Chess remember, @Garry_Chess hated that job and never even put it in @Garry_Chess's resume

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:marseyfacepalm: Garry pls

  • The NPI registry didnโ€™t even take effect until 2007 (hasnโ€™t even been 17-20 years since itโ€™s been around)

  • NPIโ€™s are intelligence-free, meaning that you cannot look at a given NPI on paper and tell if itโ€™s the NPI for a physician, a pharmacy, etc. so NO identifying information would be included in an NPI. You saying that they had some signifier T in any NPI would mean the CMS standards for assigning NPIs made a literal exception for you :marseyxdoubt:
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So are you a doctor? Be honest.

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Onc and sometimes ED depending on need

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Prove it somehow. Everyone says you are the weirdest doctor if you are one. And you dont even bring anything to a party your neighbors invite you to?

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Iโ€™d what those acronyms mean you fricking nerd. If you want to prove that youโ€™re legit you can still wire me 10 grands.

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If youโ€™re doing me, PCP and ED are basic acronyms for primary health provider and emergency department and you should n ow that before doubting. Iโ€™m definitely not wire teansferring anything given I donโ€™t know who you are.

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If I send you a picture of my ID will you wire me a few grand?

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So true, fellow coworker

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Hi Garry I believe in you and the fact dramatards think it's so unlikely a doctor would also be a dramatard is actually pretty cringe like what does that say about dramatards when the possibility of a professional person posting here is so wild and incredulous to them that they choose to believe it must be fake instead?

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Dramatards are just the slightest step above redditors, they still fear the successful

No dog in the garry frozen spat, but frozen does seem mildly r-slurred so :marseyshrug:

Stupid foid, neurodivergent retiree - battle of the century

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Drama wins either way, but I can't take the side of a foid in this, my hands are tied.

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:#!marseybigbrain::marseykneel:

Cant fault that logic

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Iโ€™ve always liked drama and had OG Reddit accounts on drama. You need to find some way to get over dealing with shit patients 8+ hours a day and I made my way here.

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Let me see your doctor badge with info blurred in your hand. Then post same hand. Then we will salute you if true

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I have a baggie of fake PCP. Is it OK to feed it to my dog? I feel like it would :marseymid: be funny :marseylaugh:

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