I read a 126 page PDF of one of the most recommended r/nosleep stories and the entire thing ended up being completely not scary and the only purpose was to build up to the last few pages where the narrator learned that just because she doesn’t say “no” doesn’t mean it’s not r*pe, from his (“Yiddish”) therapist

That’s it. That’s all. That’s literally the entire purpose of the story. To make a point about enthusiastic consent.

It’s The Spire in the Woods, if you’re wondering. I needed to find a PDF because it got turned into a book and I’m not paying to read fricking Reddit posts. It’s absolutely not worth your time.

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How many actually valuable novels are under 126 pages that you could have read instead? Most of Kafka, for example. Notes from the Underground, a good portion of Steinbeck’s works. There’s even horror books worthy of reading, if you’re truly a man-child who needs that sort of sensory titillation.

Moron. Have some fricking respect for your mind. Do you want to end up like me, utterly r-slurred? Do you also subsist on cigarettes and gas station burritos? Fool. Apologize to yourself and read an actual book.

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Spookshit>Capeshit>Weebshit

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Wow a fricking hierarchy of garbage I DIDNT FRICKING KNOW I WAS IN NEW YORK

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humble yourself and read some Harry Potter

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Yes go on

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Did you arrange those books just to demonstrate how wrong I was? Fricking nerd. Books are for dorks.

Also, saying you can read trash because you already read good books is like eating a salad and saying “now I can pack my face full of candy”.

Nerd.

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Also b-word I ain’t seeing a single Faulkner up in that shit. Ain’t you southern? The frick is this shit. I’m seething. Frick you and your lack of Faulkner, and frankly, your bookshelf only has one American on it, Nabokov, a goddarn p-do.

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Faulkner is a fricking hack. I remember in high school being excited before we started that unit because everyone always goes on about how good his writing is, and then being incredibly disappointed when it sucked. I don't even remember what we read because I zoned out 5 minutes in.

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Wow shocking that your tiny zoomer brain is so dopamine fried you can’t concentrate on Faulkner, whose sentences comprise more than three words. You’re a fricking hack, you also a b-word neighbor.

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I more offended that you think I'm a zoomer than anything else in that mass of shit you called a post.

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“Mass” = like 30 words max

Illiterate confirmed

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See that was way better. You learned what Faulkner never did - brevity is the soul of wit.

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Steinbeck :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming:

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