BREAKING. @NBCNews reports a senior law enforcement official that what appears to be partial human remains were found in an area previously underwater. The remains were found near a backpack consistent with items Brian Laundrie may have had. #BrianLaundrie
— Josh Benson (@WFLAJosh) October 20, 2021
RIP Kingโ๐
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If this is confirmed to be him, it's a shame he will never be brought to justice. What he's put Gabby through and what her family are going through, to take the coward's way out like this is just heartbreaking for them.
Why didn't he just kill himself first and leave Gabby alone?
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I dont expect anything from women, but I guess its still too much. And this is who 'solved the crime'...
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Nooo death is not sufficient punishment of someone who kills a semi cute white foid noooo.
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How are the Gabbites who spent weeks bashing Brianโs parents going to cope now that we know they were telling the truth
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They found 5 other bodies looking for him, clearly the serial killer who got the b-word who'd been abusing him framed him and dumped his body in his killing ground
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So I was right about n being dead. Only left to find a truck driver who killed them.
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Good, maybe now people will stop talking about this shit. I never got why it was so big to begin with, even as a meme.
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How did Killary do this? Does her reach know no bounds?
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Don't fear bros, Brian had to get the feds off his tail. He's hunting the real killer and he will resurface and speak his truth. This goes all the way to the top
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Flabby killed him I knew it!
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These gabbi extremists really piss me off, disgusting human beings
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LAUNDRIE LIVES MATTER
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Frick off mom, Im not doing my laundry
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I respect Hitler but I don't idolize him. He is partly to blame for the loss of the Reich and the destruction of Fascism's public image. He done fricked up, but he is still one of the greats.
Snapshots:
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You have just earned yourself an upvote. An upvote on Reddit is the highest award I can possibly bestow to this post, (with the sole except of Reddit Silver/Gold/Platinum, but come on, money doesn't grow on trees) and I graciously offer it to you. With your cunning lexicon and descriptive imagery, you enveloped my in the world of your imagination. I have never seen such insightful and poetic words in my life. I was so shocked when I read this post, I instantly had the most intense and pleasuring orgasm in my life. One could hear my moans from a mile away. This attracted multiple extremely attractive women to my location. Every last one wanted a piece of me, all due to this post. The miraculous effects of reading this post even cured me of my stage 4 cancer and HIV/AIDS. As soon as I recovered from this post, I took of my breathing tubes and IV and ran out of the hospital. You have saved my life with your gracious post, and I thank you with every fiber of my being.
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keep yourself safe
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partial human remains
area previously underwater
what does this even mean
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gator got 'im
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He chopped off a toe in a dried up mud puddle and took to the sea!
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I'm completely out of the loop on this whole thing and it sounded like a mess of Internet Interference.
What happened to Brian?
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An abusive Person of Bleeding bullied him until he took his own life
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Long story short, dude and gal go on trip, gal goes missing, dude bolts, big sub full of the typical true crime fans fill up for this case, the r-slurs here make friends of brian to support brian and some other wacky shit
Gal is pretty much confirmed dead I think ? Dudes manhunt leads to a) 5 other dead bodies from around places they went camping and b) brians stuff and partial human remains, so pretty much dead.
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some added bits which take this case from normal to weird.
Brian flies home in the middle of the trip (from the Western US to Flordia) to "move her stuff out" of his parents place, not too long after a cop was called on them for being in a pretty emotional fight with brian getting scratched up and him apparently hitting her. He returned to the trip a few days later for some reason
Another couple at one of the sites who apparently reported them fighting, ended up dead
The van they were using is spotted on an RV cam in a really sketchy spot 2 days after her last confirmed sighting and very close to where the body was found. Brian was picked up hitchhiking in the area around this time, told them she was back at the van, but got out the car not long after being picked up inexplicably
The last texts sent from her phone are completely out of character, calling her relative a name she never has and telling her mom she wasn't getting service in an area they were nowhere near or had plans to be. Also she's an insta thot and her captions change quite a bit around the time she is speculated to have died
When he returned home (without gabby) he didn't tell anyone she was missing, acts like nothing happened which his parents do as well, and then they go camping for some reason. When questions start to pop up, they lawyer up immediately. He disappears shortly after and his parents say they think he's at some camping reserve
So basically, Gabby killed herself and framed Brian
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I've known more coherent downies.
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He died.
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*Maybe
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Thanks, that clears it up.
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The amount of women seething on the mentions because he might be dead, even though the man hasn't even be tried yet, is amazing, and the best example that the death penalty is not only fair, but compassionate.
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That was was obviously Brianโs body in the National Park. Gabby shaved her head and left her hair on the body to throw off feds. Hence when Gabby came to Florida, she was bald like Brian. As for the beard? Only men commit murder and men have high test. The beard is prpbably due to high test from not taking her estradiol while on the run. In conclusion the body found with Brianโs stuff is Gabby. Brianโs friends said he bragged about being a survivalist so he obviously wouldnโt perish very easily. Gabby went to Brianโs house, took his survival equipment, and then died in the woods like an r-slur.
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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Hey guys remember they never found Gabbies body so it could be that she is the murderer at large.
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He offed himself yeah?
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If he wasn't a real sociopath, way more likely. So that Gabby b-word must've really had it coming, if Brian wasn't psychopathic and still had to strangle her. FriendsofBrian vindicated again.
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@The_Homocracy
You never mentioned this dating app?
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But.. I was told Brian is a navy-seal level survivalist by the experts on r/GabbyPetito.
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If he is dead there's probably a lot of seething that can be generated by reporting the posts celebrating this.
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It was probably a bear!
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WTF does partial human remains mean? Hair? Teeth? A leg? Head?
Also the wording of โconsistentโ and โmay have hadโ sound like they probably found someone else. If it was him, you would expect at least one piece of solid evidence given how much attention the case has.
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someone needs to study journaslurism. once shit gets real often enough you have to be very careful what confidence you report. our systems are very Good Actually at confining what gets reported and the attacks on our media are literal and actual fascistic impulses.
it works like this: the police report what they know but they haven't confirmed the body yet (dental records, for instance, or a relative verifying the remains). They are reporting only that which the police say and the police are keeping a tight leash on what is provable.
this case has far less attention than you think it does.
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I stand by the idea that reporting โpartial remainsโ but not what type of remains if they are immediately identifiable, or at least the state of the remains is suboptimal reporting by either police or journ*lists.
The case may have less police attention than you think I think It has, but itโs fair to say that It has a lot of media attention.
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Maybe Brianneโs gender dysphoria got to the point where the only sensible solution was a field-expedient gender reassignment surgery. Thatโs probably the partial remains they found.
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Keeping the meddling public out is done on purpose and it's a good thing.
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A talking dog told me that actually itโs a good thing when kids meddle in criminal investigations.
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Cartoons give kids bad ideas
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Wrong
https://classicreload.com/win3x-skifree.html
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The cope (if true) could be so so sweet.
Please be true, I want to smugpost so badly.
If it is true, we need to compile as many of the defamatory comments made as possible and then start messaging people and demanding apologies.
If true, DEMAND PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF REPENTANCE!
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RIP KING.
Also maybe it wasnt a bear but a beaver ?
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It had to be the bear that killed Gabby and wanted to finish the job. What we didn't know is he had beaver or perhaps alligator accomplices.
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Maybe it was a bunch of angry raccoons. Homeboy should have waved a stick on fire
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Gabby did this.
I donโt know how but she did.
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One of her lunatic fans did this
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Nah he's up here chilling in Canada. Not true, don't believe it.
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Heroes like Brian don't get a happy ending my man.
Rest easy knowing that he had struggled his entire life, and now, his struggle is finally over and he may find peace in the great beyond.
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He was murdered by the same stranger who killed gabby. When will someone stop this serial killer?
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This but only a little ironically they found 5 other bodies looking for him
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Did this seriously evolve into Zodiac 2 or something? Was rdrama right this time?
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rdrama has never been right โ we've always been radically centrist.
#notright #notleft #justme
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Friends of Brian VINDICATED(?)
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Waiting on that subreddit unban
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Would a memorial sub be too much for the gigajannies to allow?
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Rest in power brian ๐
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look im gunna have 2 ask u 2 keep ur giant dumps in the potty not in my replys ๐ท๐ท๐ท
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how can a bot be so based?
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Only one way to find out
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>FoB banned
>Brian's body found one day later
There's a bigger game being played here and Spez is a part of it. Maybe our boy saw something out in the remote wilderness that he shouldn't have.
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bros, womb havers, and nonbinary pals, I don't want to say it because it's too dark, but uh
was his body showing any signs of being cannibalized?
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Maybe brian found proof that reddit power user really is epsteins friend gillian anderson.
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He saw where they were throwing the gayness pills into the water supply.
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And obviously he dived right in. Wanting nothing but the ability to never love the gender that abused him so much
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Right now the planes and helicopters flying over Arizona are an emergency Pentagon approved action to create an invisible dome over the largest mutant bussy to walk the earth. Currently all over the globe the homos are receiving images of Brian into their brains followed by images of the giant bussy along with an urge to buy plane tickets to Arizona and go the the park where the giant dome is located. As of now nobody knows what will happen next once bussyrian has collected all the homo DNA on the planet, but what is clear is that the top heads at the NSA are terrified of it. I do not have much time they have found my location. Remember! Sigma foxtrot alpha sigma omega!! Remember! It will make sense when the time comes! Skfhxjskskisksshickckemmsmmemexhxnc
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gone but not forgotten
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Some of your best work but don't give up hope yet - I could see Brian having his stuff stolen by a hobo and that's whose body they found, the hobo. Credible sources put Brian here in Canada.
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Are you sure that's better than being murdered?
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Itโs been convenient for me to be alive here rather than being murdered.
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Brian killed a hobo in a successful attempt to throw the investigation off his trail!
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If it takes the death of a vagrant or two in order for Brian to catch the real killer then fair trade, I say.
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Unironically this who cares about homeless people. Taking them out is basically a community service anyway, no one just wants to get their hands dirty.
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Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?
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Brian's no killer. If that did happen, and I doubt it, he was probably suffering a PTSD episode from his relentless beatings by Flabby Gabby and he was just trying to defend himself.
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There are so many vigilantes hunting Brian. I wouldn't be surprised if they got jumpy and accidentally took out one of their own.
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Those redditor was hunting him without leaving their basement I doubt they would ever found him
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it was probably a bear
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Or aliens. I still think it was aliens.
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Let's be honest here, aliens is at least unlikely.
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An abduction at an early age was what turned me gay. I've been chasing that deep probing ever since.
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What's the purpose of interstellar species abducting people to stick things up their bussy? Are aliens dramapilled?
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Did the aliens look like your dad like in Contact?
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