Impassionatas!~
Our first legislative session is expected to be a fairly small affair, but we'll be formally approving and declaring a number of operation and strategic objectives.
Preliminaries
First we shall define a Voting Impassionata. While options will be presented in poll format, only officially recognized Impassionata votes will hold decision-making weight.
The current recognized Impassionata List as follows.
@Impassionata2, if they're still around.
So you want a vote?
To be recognized as an Impassionata isn't easy. You have to have demonstrated the capacity to write an Impassionata post of some interest.
You also have to have an rDrama acccount created under some variant of the Impassionata name. No temporary name changes!
Want in? Send me an Impassionata post and if it's good enough I'll add you to the roster.
Want something easy to do to earn your Impassionata Congress vote? Read on!
On my authority as Impassionata Prime, I'm attaching the Impassionata name to @Impassionata3's project, currently named:
OPERATION
MEMETIC
THUNDER
Admission to the official Impassionata voting roster is most easily obtained if you document an instance of your converting someone (or even making the attempt if it's funny) into the belief that anyone who emits the Big Lie is a fascist. The goal is to flip all of the pseudofascists who got duped into supporting a fascist movement by the postmodern confusion out of their denial, in order to provoke
MAXIMUM
CHRISTMAS
DRAMA
because I got this off the ground too late to make it a Thanksgiving thing ok?
_OPERATION MEMETIC THUNDER_
WE WILL FIGHT THE PSEUDOFASCIST MIDWITS ON THE MOTTE
ON THE TWITTER
ON INSTAGRAM, ON TUMBLR, ON SUBSTACK
WHEREVER THEY GATHER IN THEIR DELUSIONAL CONSENSUS REALITIES, AN IMPASSIONATA MUST BE MADE
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
is The Big Lie just that 1/6 wasn't an insurrection attempt?
edit never mind I think it's that the election was stolen from Trump
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
The Big Lie is that the 2020 election was invalid and Biden's presidency is illegitimate. It's the memetic carrier wave for the fascism: politicians who platform the lie are fascist.
The Big Lie is what drew people on 1/6.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
I had to google it, but that seems to be it.
When one applies to be an Impassionata, I assume part of the required posting style is obscuring the direct meaning of your post behind layers of internet buzzwords.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Too straightforward a style will result in disqualification, yes.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
Brought to you by this song.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
Let me give you a real big redpill Impassionata: I don't give a shit about whether a government is fascist or not as long as they meet three criteria
1. Duly elected by the people without any vote tampering
2. Do not suppress free speech in any way
3. Step down at the end of their terms without trying to rewrite the Constitution so that they can stay in power indefinitely.
In fact I would go so far as to say that I would prefer a quasi-fascist government with centralized decision-making by a handful of people over the current shitshow we have as long as the "fascists" in question can easily be voted out if people don't like them and will be held accountable for any crimes committed while they were in power.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Welcome back SPAL.
I was expecting some truly terrible autism to emerge when you said that but you understand that you have just articulated an anti-fascist position? Fascists desire an end to elections.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
You can call it whatever you want, I stand on these principles
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
my two favorite lolBULLs found common ground
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
actually not the first time tbh
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
^ this is what a right wing demagogue looks like in 2023
chuds have been utterly buckbroken
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
Run4actual congress as an neurodivergent rep.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
Stop the Sneed
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
wtf does snappy even do besides spout a random copy pasta? archives or something? who cares?
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
marsey.pink
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
#NotMyImpassionata
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
huh?
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
I declare myself to be the President.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
I fully support an Impofascist Dictatorship
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
Trump Won.
Get Over It.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context