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ANNOUNCEMENT: Impassionata Congress is Scheduled for November 28th, 2023

Impassionatas!~

Our first legislative session is expected to be a fairly small affair, but we'll be formally approving and declaring a number of operation and strategic objectives.

Preliminaries

First we shall define a Voting Impassionata. While options will be presented in poll format, only officially recognized Impassionata votes will hold decision-making weight.

The current recognized Impassionata List as follows.

So you want a vote?

To be recognized as an Impassionata isn't easy. You have to have demonstrated the capacity to write an Impassionata post of some interest.

You also have to have an rDrama acccount created under some variant of the Impassionata name. No temporary name changes!

Want in? Send me an Impassionata post and if it's good enough I'll add you to the roster.

Want something easy to do to earn your Impassionata Congress vote? Read on!


On my authority as Impassionata Prime, I'm attaching the Impassionata name to @Impassionata3's project, currently named:

OPERATION

MEMETIC

THUNDER

Admission to the official Impassionata voting roster is most easily obtained if you document an instance of your converting someone (or even making the attempt if it's funny) into the belief that anyone who emits the Big Lie is a fascist. The goal is to flip all of the pseudofascists who got duped into supporting a fascist movement by the postmodern confusion out of their denial, in order to provoke

MAXIMUM

CHRISTMAS

DRAMA

:#marseychristmasparty:

because I got this off the ground too late to make it a Thanksgiving thing ok?

_OPERATION MEMETIC THUNDER_

WE WILL FIGHT THE PSEUDOFASCIST MIDWITS ON THE MOTTE

ON THE TWITTER

ON INSTAGRAM, ON TUMBLR, ON SUBSTACK

WHEREVER THEY GATHER IN THEIR DELUSIONAL CONSENSUS REALITIES, AN IMPASSIONATA MUST BE MADE

:#marseyheavymetal:

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is The Big Lie just that 1/6 wasn't an insurrection attempt?

edit never mind I think it's that the election was stolen from Trump

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The Big Lie is that the 2020 election was invalid and Biden's presidency is illegitimate. It's the memetic carrier wave for the fascism: politicians who platform the lie are fascist.

The Big Lie is what drew people on 1/6.

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>that the election was stolen from Trump

I had to google it, but that seems to be it.

When one applies to be an Impassionata, I assume part of the required posting style is obscuring the direct meaning of your post behind layers of internet buzzwords.

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Too straightforward a style will result in disqualification, yes.

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Brought to you by this song.

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Let me give you a real big redpill Impassionata: I don't give a shit about whether a government is fascist or not as long as they meet three criteria

1. Duly elected by the people without any vote tampering

2. Do not suppress free speech in any way

3. Step down at the end of their terms without trying to rewrite the Constitution so that they can stay in power indefinitely.

In fact I would go so far as to say that I would prefer a quasi-fascist government with centralized decision-making by a handful of people over the current shitshow we have as long as the "fascists" in question can easily be voted out if people don't like them and will be held accountable for any crimes committed while they were in power.

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Welcome back SPAL.

Let me give you a real big redpill Impassionata:

I was expecting some truly terrible autism to emerge when you said that but you understand that you have just articulated an anti-fascist position? Fascists desire an end to elections.

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You can call it whatever you want, I stand on these principles

:#marseyindignant:

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my two favorite lolBULLs found common ground :marseyhappytears:

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actually not the first time tbh

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^ this is what a right wing demagogue looks like in 2023

chuds have been utterly buckbroken

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Run4actual congress as an neurodivergent rep.

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Stop the Sneed

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wtf does snappy even do besides spout a random copy pasta? archives or something? who cares?

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#NotMyImpassionata

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huh?

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I declare myself to be the President.

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I fully support an Impofascist Dictatorship :marseyexcited:

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Trump Won.

Get Over It.

https://media.giphy.com/media/1TSUKOv4k56aIryKAP/giphy.webp

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