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Also hijacking the thread to post this comic which I somehow missed but is actually funny
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I feel like they missed a golden opportunity to dunk on Europoors, but still hilarious.
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Europoors: "Please wait in this queue for 17 hours to see a doctor. Ok, you need surgery, earliest we can do is in three years."
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Boring ah mission.
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yeah, thats what the original meme he is spoofing said. he is doing a bait and switch with the israel frame.
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Imagine not planing everything ahead
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Imagine not planning on giving everything head.
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That's gay
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I wanted to do another wordplay response but I just got out of work and I'm kinda tired so here's my cats
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!animalposters
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Witchcraft says Marsey is female bong red cat name only
Mars -> red
But Mars -> male
So Mars + ey -> female
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Who's Witchcraft and is she hot??
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Are they related?
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Meanwhile an obese junkie gets rushed asap
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dem AMRAAMs don't miss
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breeding groundraping ground for Abduls!chuds am I right
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Euro healthcare is perfect, nothing to make fun of
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Since I'm privately insured I agree 100%
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bottom right
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I don't get the point of ultra nutrient-optimized holiday food. Sure, for everyday eating it makes sense to look at what you eat, but the whole point of special celebratory food is that it is something special and 1 meal not looking at the nutrient content doesn't hurt anyone
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Boomers don't get the point of not eating red meat six times a day and believe that vegetables make you gay
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They do though. Have you looked at a cucumber?
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I've never met a straight vegan
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Remember grass eater in nature you are my food
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You don't even eat cows.
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Your drink, at the very least
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Very true.
My grandmother feels accomplished when eating three donuts and Taco Bell.
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IDK man, I've got to get through 6 Christmas dinners this year.
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Just purge after each one
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I don't know, I thought the only people that abstain of certain foods/ingredients on holidays either don't like them, are allergic to them, or do so on principle. Because yea doing it for calories doean't make sense
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Not many people actually have allergies etc to that stuff, people just use it as yet another magic potion to use on themselves, the same psychology that makes foids spend thousands a year on oils and creams etc
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Fell for this meme, I'm still not sure if exfoliating and moisturizing have done anything for my skin.
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Yeah youll probably get skin cancer in 20 years
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It's probably fricking you up somehow. Every generation of women in human history has rubbed some dumb poison into their skin to look young and then the next generation scoffs at them while rubbing a different poison into their skin
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All my life people have told me how young I look, usually 5-10 years younger than I actually am. I don't do a single thing to my skin other than wash it with soap. It's all genetics.
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The stuff with walnut grains, sand, or whatever "works" because you're basically sanding down your face to get new skin cells. Similar concept with that laser method where they burn your face. Kinda silly.
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It's about what you eat between new years and christmas, not what you eat between christmas and new year.
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You can eat more of things of it's good for you without having a heart attack in your fifties.
No idea why rightoids would be against that.
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None of what was listed in the comic is "ultra nutrient-optimized." Health nuts are simply nutty.
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Eggnog is fricking horrid. Just drink whiskey with a raw egg in it and stop trying to live your life like it's a Charles Peepeeens novel.
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!downmarseyrs
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Whiskey recs?
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you don't need anything except Mellow Corn.
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and people claim stonetoss never misses
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!boozers kill this mf for a shit take on eggnog
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Half that shit is popular because of all the diabetes boomers and their spawn have.
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Plate on the left
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you guys are slipping lately
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I doubt shes good at head, but you do you.
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She isn't; it's about the principle of it
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WOKEsgiving be like: Egg AFRICAN-AMERICAN
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Please refer to my yesterday's post:
https://rdrama.net/post/223239/liberal-holidays
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found the incel
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Holy shit rightoids are fricking r-slurred if such an eggnog existed it would unironically be a Good Thing.
Be grateful you're still allowed to call it egg BIPOC you fricking thick twats.
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omg stonetoss confirmed soylover
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pass the polaner all fruit
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Where's the lie
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He don't miss
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You will never be a public company. You have no revenues, you have no growth, you have no monetizable user base. You are a website for basement dwellers twisted by venture capital and ad networks into a crude mockery of business' perfection.
All the โvaluationโ you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people invest in your competitors. Your shareholders are disgusted and ashamed of you, your โunderwritersโ laugh at your meager earnings behind closed doors.
Lenders are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of usury have allowed bankers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even businesses that are โebitda positiveโ look uncanny and unnatural to a banker. Your balance sheet is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a positive quarter, the gains will turn tail and bolt the second investors get a whiff of your diseased, infected 10-K.
You will never IPO. You wrench out a fake outlook every month in modmail and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the runway falling away like the sands of time, ready to disappear under the unsustainable burn rate.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll sell the copyright, part out your IP to your highest bidder, file chapter 11, and beg your creditors for mercy. Your employees will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to work with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you in their resumes with your incorporated name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a nerd worked there. Your web traffic will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is the fact that you walked the path of Digg.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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