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How come I never look right?

https://old.reddit.com/r/mensfashion/comments/18pzb98/how_come_i_never_look_right

								

								

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Everywhere I look online I see guys looking great wearing chinos, a shirt and a jumper over the top, but it never looks quite right on me. Is it because I need to lose some weight? I feel like no clothes ever look good on me but this outfit seems hard to get wrong, so how am I still getting it wrong?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1703546308014478.webp


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this is how I imagine ~80% of you are built




Reddit

obvious but funny joke

https://old.reddit.com/r/mensfashion/comments/18pzb98/how_come_i_never_look_right/ket7i5a?context=8

your networth is 119.1 billion and you're asking us for advice?


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https://old.reddit.com/r/mensfashion/comments/18pzb98/how_come_i_never_look_right/kerhdmq?context=8

Losing weight and working out to get some muscle tone would help more than any clothes you can buy.

OP asked for fashion advice, not work-out advice. Are you able to help, or no?

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https://old.reddit.com/r/mensfashion/comments/18pzb98/how_come_i_never_look_right/kersaj8?context=8

Losing weight is better than buying bigger clothes.

OP didn't ask about fitness, they asked about fashion.

What sub is this????

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https://old.reddit.com/r/mensfashion/comments/18pzb98/how_come_i_never_look_right/kert16c?context=8

This. People need to realize how not OK it is to be obese

I understand your point but This dude is nowhere near obese

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Obesity is a crime. How dare you eat so much. Think of the afrins


cba putting in more effort instead vote on my next post

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darn you can see his moobs through like two shirts and a sweater

it never even began

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/r/2busty2hide


:marseyxd: laughing irl at my own joke I need to start writing for stand up comedians like I did during university (only pretentious losers liked it :marseyitsover: )

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:marseywtf2: half of that sub is women wearing the most revealing outfits possible. It has nothing to do with the theme it's just women with big tits (half of them don't even have nice tits, they're just fat).

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>foids

>not finding any excuse too be whores

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Trans lives matter, unlike legacy foids'.

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They're so droopy

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  • transbitch : actually idk. women boob r held up by a ligament that stretches w age idk bout effect of hrt on moob

@transb-word would :marseywould: hrt really :marseythinkorino2: make his titties :marseycatgirl5: less droopy? I see old ladies with tits down to their waists all the time

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I have about 15% body fat and start sweating if I wear socks and underwear at the same time. How can this fat butt be comfortable in three layers?

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I prefer fatties when they just give up and wear Walmart couture

Them pretending like they have a chance to not look disgusting via fashion is extremely offensive

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Based. Fashioncels really :marseythinkorino2: think :marseychildclutch: good clothing can hide ugly physiques.

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It can :marseyagreesuperspeed: underweightcels or short kings can pass off as fashionchads if they find the right clothing

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thin is in though

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If you make it look good. Lanklets are not pulling off the g*mer tee look

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you should tell him that

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If you got a gut, don't layer, just wear a hoodie and accept its over.

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fat

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Worse. It's skinny :marseyanorexic: fat.

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Kinda looks fatty :marseychonker2: fat

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It's just obvious :marseyoctopus3: that he has little :marseyunicorn: muscle :marseymacholegs: mass and I don't know how to put it.

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Dude looks like neurodivergent white man, he needs some sun

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Throwing his mother under the bus, shameful


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739271948y52utXmckBNkwg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740487396BapOr-T9W_9t1g.webp

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Literally :marseyme: rich tech ceo dressing 101

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Zuckerburg got into jiujitsu because someone pointed out his moobs internally on the shitposting board in his standard grey shirt.

I mean allegedly.

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Good for him

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Foid gets called fat, invents fat positivity

Moid gets called fat, fricking works out

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This is what I thought when I made the comment but I've already done a couple comments today pooping on women

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  • transbitch : On the contrary: he should transition

Shoulders narrower than your waist :#marseyitneverbegan:

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git /fit/

then you don't have to worry about fashion and you look great in just about anything

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1703550313959645.webp

He's literally this guy from better call saul

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He was so good in that vampire show. That bit where he's arguing online to drain people's energy is :marseyme:

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The bit where the fat one is talking about his car and how it "runs on coal or petrol" and the dude looks at the camera and goes "huh, hybrid!" is one of the funniest one liners on TV.

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Posture is a big thing too like stop slouching like a meek little b-word

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