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Beast: The Primordial Is Terrible, or, a review of s review of a review. We’ve hit bullshit nerdception as Black Hatt Matt’s the funkiller’s terrible game is reviewed by one of the few sort of cool dudes onthe Good Ship Awful , and then that review is reviewed by someone else which is then reviewed by soneone else.

https://chamomilehasa.blog/2018/03/10/beast-the-primordial-is-terrible

The whole story of the game for those who missed it

https://old.reddit.com/r/HobbyDrama/comments/epncjw/rpg_beast_the_primordial_or_the_story_of_matt/?ampcid=110o7il8cid*R3NxdmQtaTVQejNrMFU2Vkoxb2J4dkVtZzctWG1oMVZlSXgtZkEzN3h4d1ZuV19SVE9YQnNGYkdaSm1mZUp5VA..

https://old.reddit.com/r/WhiteWolfRPG/comments/mf431k/crit_or_miss_beast_the_primordial/

https://old.reddit.com/r/WhiteWolfRPG/comments/m1yl2n/beast_the_primordial_as_described_by_someone_who/

https://old.reddit.com/r/WhiteWolfRPG/comments/i2jhy9/cod_beast_the_primordial_whats_wrong_with_it/

https://old.reddit.com/r/WhiteWolfRPG/comments/jx1y3n/what_is_beast_the_primordial/

White Wolf fans clutch their mascara and pretend the game is still salvageable.

1d4chan pulls out the knives and calls the game Abuser: the Gaslamping

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Beast:_The_Primordial

Something awful starts off cruel and never lets up . Keurig is a mensch.

https://writeups.letsyouandhimfight.com/kurieg/beast-the-primordial/

https://writeups.letsyouandhimfight.com/kurieg/beast-night-horrors-conquering-heroes/

https://writeups.letsyouandhimfight.com/kurieg/beast-the-primordial-players-guide/

https://writeups.letsyouandhimfight.com/the-sin-of-onan/hunter-tooth-and-nail/

Anyway, the final nail in the coffin for Beast is that Leviathan the Tempest , Changeling and Monsterhearts all do it’s themes better. There’s literally no reason to play this game. The moral of the story is that your parents were right and White Wolf fans really are all male feminist satanist monsters.

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