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Beast: The Primordial Is Terrible, or, a review of s review of a review. We’ve hit bullshit nerdception as Black Hatt Matt’s the funkiller’s terrible game is reviewed by one of the few sort of cool dudes onthe Good Ship Awful , and then that review is reviewed by someone else which is then reviewed by soneone else.

https://chamomilehasa.blog/2018/03/10/beast-the-primordial-is-terrible

The whole story of the game for those who missed it

https://old.reddit.com/r/HobbyDrama/comments/epncjw/rpg_beast_the_primordial_or_the_story_of_matt/?ampcid=110o7il8cid*R3NxdmQtaTVQejNrMFU2Vkoxb2J4dkVtZzctWG1oMVZlSXgtZkEzN3h4d1ZuV19SVE9YQnNGYkdaSm1mZUp5VA..

https://old.reddit.com/r/WhiteWolfRPG/comments/mf431k/crit_or_miss_beast_the_primordial/

https://old.reddit.com/r/WhiteWolfRPG/comments/m1yl2n/beast_the_primordial_as_described_by_someone_who/

https://old.reddit.com/r/WhiteWolfRPG/comments/i2jhy9/cod_beast_the_primordial_whats_wrong_with_it/

https://old.reddit.com/r/WhiteWolfRPG/comments/jx1y3n/what_is_beast_the_primordial/

White Wolf fans clutch their mascara and pretend the game is still salvageable.

1d4chan pulls out the knives and calls the game Abuser: the Gaslamping

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Beast:_The_Primordial

Something awful starts off cruel and never lets up . Keurig is a mensch.

https://writeups.letsyouandhimfight.com/kurieg/beast-the-primordial/

https://writeups.letsyouandhimfight.com/kurieg/beast-night-horrors-conquering-heroes/

https://writeups.letsyouandhimfight.com/kurieg/beast-the-primordial-players-guide/

https://writeups.letsyouandhimfight.com/the-sin-of-onan/hunter-tooth-and-nail/

Anyway, the final nail in the coffin for Beast is that Leviathan the Tempest , Changeling and Monsterhearts all do it’s themes better. There’s literally no reason to play this game. The moral of the story is that your parents were right and White Wolf fans really are all male feminist satanist monsters.

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@911roofer actually posting good drama?


It’s more likely than you think.

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Happy little accidents

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Since I completed this review, Matt McFarland was accused of molesting an underage girl. He did not refute these accusations, and after the accusations came out he was removed from his moderator position at RPG.net, and since banned from the forum.

Jannies gonna jan.

Also, I haven't read those little bits of fiction in pen & paper rulebooks for literally decades now, have they always been this bad?

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No.

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White Wolf is actually a fascinating case study on internet drama. Back in the 2000s, they were flying high and had one of the most successful RPGs of all time, as well as video games and even TV shows based on their games. Then they decided to shit on their own fanbase by suing one of their own fan clubs for trademark infringement or something like that. It was wild. Never seen a company self-destruct so quickly.

It actually doesn't surprise me that there might be libertarians hidden among them: you can never truly trust a RPG designer who doesn't understand or care about game balance.

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Took me a while to realize this isnt about vidya, is it?

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The patriarchy made up the science behind what healthy looks like in order to control the matriarchy's weight for their own sexual greed. There is no difference between a 150 pound woman and a 500 pound one and anybody who says the 500 pound woman is less healthy is only brainwashed by patriarch propaganda or is knowingly distributing said propaganda in an effort to steal our power. Being fat should be celebrated because it's a symbol of taking back the power and sticking it to the man. The fatter you are the more men hate you and the more men hate you the more power you have.

Snapshots:

https://old.reddit.com/r/HobbyDrama/comments/epncjw/rpg_beast_the_primordial_or_the_story_of_matt/?ampcid=1:

https://old.reddit.com/r/WhiteWolfRPG/comments/mf431k/crit_or_miss_beast_the_primordial/:

https://old.reddit.com/r/WhiteWolfRPG/comments/i2jhy9/cod_beast_the_primordial_whats_wrong_with_it/:

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