My last mutual simp has unfortunately retired. Taking applications for new #1 mutual simp. Benefits include:
Up to 5,000 truescore and DramaCoin
I'll pick your side in comment chains more often
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did you lose your virginity since you've been gone?
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I'm not a real virgin, but do you mean my CONDOM virginity? Because if so, the answer is no, but if you're offering...
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Werent you married?
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Yes, I always used a condom, even when fricking my (now ex) wife. In hindsight, this was a very wise move, since she turned out to be cheating on me. And even if she hadn't been, it would have been smart anyway, since you only need to rawdog a woman once in order to be on the hook for 18 years of child support
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If you had mentioned that you never once rawdogged your wife during the divorce proceedings they would have annulled the marriage
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Really? I'd like to think so, but that kinda sounds like Reddit Law: divorce courts simply aren't very nice to men in Current Year
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No, it'd actually be used against you in court as you were withholding s*x.
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It's pretty fricked up that not wanting to endanger myself by rawdogging a bugchasing whore is something that courts would use to claim I was the bad guy here
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Most men just wouldn't marry a woman they don't intend to bust inside
I think you already came to this conclusion the hard way, but marriage as a man is really only worthwhile for having children.
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I would have made him pay more if I was the judge!
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Speechless...
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My truth bombs often have that effect on people
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Don't you mean "yayyy"?
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yayyyy
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Yayyy
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I explained this to you King, if you've never gone raw you're still a virgin. You'll see what I mean when you do it!
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too scary
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If Ted Simp survived, so can you!
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Just 1 left? Oof
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Until you've had a peepee up your bussy you're a virgin my man
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have you?
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I was r4ped by a bear a few months ago, but it doesn't count (so no)
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least you got some action tho
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did it look like this?
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based nihei poster
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Hey I might be a bit hairy but there's no need to dehumanise me
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