My last mutual simp has unfortunately retired. Taking applications for new #1 mutual simp. Benefits include:
Up to 5,000 truescore and DramaCoin
I'll pick your side in comment chains more often
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I'm not a real virgin, but do you mean my CONDOM virginity? Because if so, the answer is no, but if you're offering...
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Werent you married?
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Yes, I always used a condom, even when fricking my (now ex) wife. In hindsight, this was a very wise move, since she turned out to be cheating on me. And even if she hadn't been, it would have been smart anyway, since you only need to rawdog a woman once in order to be on the hook for 18 years of child support
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If you had mentioned that you never once rawdogged your wife during the divorce proceedings they would have annulled the marriage
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Really? I'd like to think so, but that kinda sounds like Reddit Law: divorce courts simply aren't very nice to men in Current Year
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No, it'd actually be used against you in court as you were withholding s*x.
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It's pretty fricked up that not wanting to endanger myself by rawdogging a bugchasing whore is something that courts would use to claim I was the bad guy here
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Most men just wouldn't marry a woman they don't intend to bust inside
I think you already came to this conclusion the hard way, but marriage as a man is really only worthwhile for having children.
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I figured that over time I would learn to overcome my trauma and eventually rawdog my w*fe, but at first that was off the table because she didn't like birth control, and then later on her suspicious behavior made me mistrust her.
I dunno. Basically I got married thinking that my w*fe would be the type of caring person who could help me overcome my fear, but instead she was a vicious narcissist who only made it worse.
On the bright side, I feel so lucky that I kicked her to the curb before she got pregnant. The best way to heal some of your trauma is always by traumatizing the person who gave it to you, and leaving her single as a morbidly obese post-wall foid (possibly even in the early stages of pregnancy by an affair partner who had no intention to commit to her) really warms my heart.
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I would have made him pay more if I was the judge!
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Speechless...
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My truth bombs often have that effect on people
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Don't you mean "yayyy"?
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yayyyy
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Yayyy
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I explained this to you King, if you've never gone raw you're still a virgin. You'll see what I mean when you do it!
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too scary
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If Ted Simp survived, so can you!
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Just 1 left? Oof
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Until you've had a peepee up your bussy you're a virgin my man
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