Tag yourself. I'm the commune's little diapered up tardling

I'm a pig, and I smell bad. Mr. Smuther is my God, and that's what he says. He's always right. I kiss his butt. I suck everything down into my guts. I never shit. My body's greedy, there's nothing I can do about it. I'm bloated. I'm soft. I weigh 349 pounds. I'm fat scum. I despise myself. I'm sitting here in the pink pajama bottoms my mom gave me when I was fifteen. They still fit. I hate them, but I wear them. They're caked up around the crotch with various foods that I dripped and old sperm that I never wiped up. My sperm's sweet.

A lot of that sperm's there now because of Mr. Smuther, so I like it. I like to break it off in chunks and grind it between my fingers thinking about him. Then I feel disgusted with myself, but I like feeling that way for him. I'd like him to take a shit on my face while I lay on the sidewalk and people crowded around and laughed. He'd point down at my face and tell them how I deserved it, and they'd laugh again in agreement with him. I'd feel good, I like to feel good. I like to touch myself, especially when I pretend I'm someone else.

Sometimes in a restaurant I lose myself, I forget I exist. I sneak my hand up under my shirt and rub it, along the hair that collects around my bellybutton. The hair is soft, like the hair on a baby's head. I get hot and I can smell myself. I'm being smothered in my own armpit, then I c*m, but I don't feel anything. I discover a puddle of sperm in my crotch. I hurry and pay, then I leave, afraid they'll notice.

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Would we have root accounts under communism?

I know rms was vehemently against the wheel group.

!codecels

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Everyone would have the same privileges under communism in all directories and for all files

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The original Macintosh FileSystem was flat, non-hierarchical, with no real folders, only the illusion of folders. All files were stored in a single namespace.

Under communism MFS would become mandatory.

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Folders are a social construct. All data lives equally on the drive

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You know that unprivileged_user. This incident will be reported. message when you try to use sudo? My job will be to execute anyone in that file for counterrevolutionary activity

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protip: if you edit the sudoers file and add the "insults" option you can have it insult you if you get your password wrong.

https://www.sudo.ws/docs/man/1.8.15/sudoers.man/#SUDOERS_OPTIONS

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Your whole PC would be an open Git Repository. And everybody can check out your history :marseyrussiaglow:

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We'll have reached a blockchain future :marseyheart:

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Comrade, under Dongerism we will implement the Cockchain. And you will love it!

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