https://twitter.com/nicholasig13/status/1771729221108330938
My pregnant fiancee just told me we can't put the rocking chair my father bought for my mother that my sister and I were both nursed on in the baby's nursery because it won't match her "theme".
— Grantavius (@nicholasig13) March 24, 2024
Both my parents have passed. This is a big fucking issue for me.
But why would his fiancee have such little respect for him? π€π€:
Folks tried to tell him to let it go:
But he seems insistent. Truly he is a man on a mission:
So let's go through his Twitter and see the origin of their love story:
Yes I checked they are real tweets.
Plz be real.
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These kinds of posts are good training for being able to determine which group(s) they're meant to signal or trigger. Because once it involves a whole group from the jump, you can usually be assured the post is bunk.
Keep 'engaging', suckers! Everyone benefits besides the whole.
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It's a day that ends in y so time for more cuck fiction. This one is pretty
funny 
since it's like one random 
post mixed 
in with more mundane schizo 
mayoid shit
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Someone inform this chud that men can lactate, and send OP the instructions on how to buy the meds. No foid needed
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Is this dude just farming engagement with an Am I the Butthole post?
Good job.
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Good morning
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What a fricking nerd, no wonder the woman is having s*x with other people.
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I know a guy who got dumped by his girlfriend because they went to go watch the Fellowship of the Rings, but she got bored in the theater and wanted to play with his peepee and he slapped her hand away so he could keep watching it.
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Unironically dodged a bullet, what a dumb b-word.
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Is that some hobbit movie? I was forced to watch one in theater and was the longest, most boring shit ever.
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Its the first Lord of the Rings movie, which is just set-up and character introductions and one cool battle scene.
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i fricking hate social media SO GOD DARN MUCH AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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Gussy. Gussy never changes.
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What a fricking narcissist. Modern chairs designs for nursing babies are really comfy and just superior in every way compared to some shitty piece of shit from ancient history.
Just bin it and don't get sentimental over a chair. Did he preserve his mother's tits in a pickle jar when she died? Probably not.
It's not as if he's the one going to be sitting in it doing the nursing himself.
Unless..?
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They should just get a divorce now and save the trouble because both sound like insufferable mayoid prots
My mon had a really nice chair, I'm pretty sure she shitcanned it over the years because who fricking cares? Material possessions aren't everything. Not like grandpa sneedlord carved the chair out of a solid granite boulder.
So what if dad bought the chair (made in Korea) out of the Sears catalog in 1990?
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What kind of freak doesn't have mommy milkers preserved in a pickle jar?
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Frick you. There was nothing wrong with rocking chairs when I was a baby.
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Everything is inferior to the original, riding tied to your mother on horseback as your herd roams the vast Siberian steppe.
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Can't beat clinging onto the back of your knuckle-walking protohuman mother a million years ago.
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I know which I'd rather sit and suck tits in.
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malapropisms aren't grammatical errors
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He should absolutely persist simply because saying it doesnt fit the 'theme' is cute twinkry
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Stop being rude YOU MEXICAN. God I wish I could deport you.
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Look
@jesus he made me the cuter one. IN YOUR FACE.
but fr this is actually what our frenemyship looks like -
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Because you are
(me on the left)
It's actually sort it by
T O P
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BECAUSE YOU LOVE GETTING TOPPED BY DRAMAHOMOS.
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Because in a world filled to the brim with women (female) and (bottom) homosexuals, I'm a (rare) TOP
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Omg that pic! So fierce.
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Obvious troll lol
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I CANT TELL ANYMORE.
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Burying the lead that the male βfriendβ 100% is the father is wild
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The male friend buried the lede I think
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Burying the what now
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I was once bullied as a kid by adults for pronouncing greek
names as "-culls" instead of "cleese."
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Hair-ih-culls loves his oracles.
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Look, I'm r-slurred okay
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!reportmaxxers just think, next time you get someone banned you could be dooming them to marrying a whore and destroying family heirlooms
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Transform your Marseys!
www.pastebin.com/Jj9URfVi
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said chair though, i sorta see where gf comes from
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Neighbor moves fast, they met 9 months ago?
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Maybe its a well thought out troll post lol.
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it's a year-spanning longcon that requires the reader to look through the entire history of this guy's tweets just so 12 people on a gay cat website can take the bait
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Y'all neighbors never heard of kayfabe?
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Random Twitter troll:
Keeps their troll ops secret
Plays the long game
, waiting months to finally put their plans in motion
Gets a payoff of 10 Million+ impressions
Random Dramanaut:
Hypes up epic bait sub idea
Bardfinn's
name gets dropped within 24 hours
Everyone gets bored, idea goes nowhere
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Respect the culture
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Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist
Average time between mentions: 0 days 01 hours 36 minutes and 12 seconds
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I WANT TO BELIEVE.
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Oh I have a belief for you to believe in, you little slut
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BEGONE HOMO MALE FEMINIST.
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trolling is a art
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Snapshots:
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So this neighbor had a simple request. He just wanted to honor his parents and also fufill his desire so sit down::
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But why would his fiancee have such little respect for him? π€π€::
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But he seems insistent. Truly he is a man on a mission::
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A force to reckon with::
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So let's go through his Twitter and see the origin of their love story::
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