https://twitter.com/nicholasig13/status/1771729221108330938
My pregnant fiancee just told me we can't put the rocking chair my father bought for my mother that my sister and I were both nursed on in the baby's nursery because it won't match her "theme".
— Grantavius (@nicholasig13) March 24, 2024
Both my parents have passed. This is a big fucking issue for me.
But why would his fiancee have such little respect for him? π€π€:
Folks tried to tell him to let it go:
But he seems insistent. Truly he is a man on a mission:
So let's go through his Twitter and see the origin of their love story:
Yes I checked they are real tweets.
Plz be real.
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What a fricking narcissist. Modern chairs designs for nursing babies are really comfy and just superior in every way compared to some shitty piece of shit from ancient history.
Just bin it and don't get sentimental over a chair. Did he preserve his mother's tits in a pickle jar when she died? Probably not.
It's not as if he's the one going to be sitting in it doing the nursing himself.
Unless..?
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malapropisms aren't grammatical errors
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They should just get a divorce now and save the trouble because both sound like insufferable mayoid prots
My mon had a really nice chair, I'm pretty sure she shitcanned it over the years because who fricking cares? Material possessions aren't everything. Not like grandpa sneedlord carved the chair out of a solid granite boulder.
So what if dad bought the chair (made in Korea) out of the Sears catalog in 1990?
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What kind of freak doesn't have mommy milkers preserved in a pickle jar?
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Frick you. There was nothing wrong with rocking chairs when I was a baby.
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Everything is inferior to the original, riding tied to your mother on horseback as your herd roams the vast Siberian steppe.
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Can't beat clinging onto the back of your knuckle-walking protohuman mother a million years ago.
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I know which I'd rather sit and suck tits in.
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He should absolutely persist simply because saying it doesnt fit the 'theme' is cute twinkry
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