JackieChanBruceLee Ko/ng  11mo ago (x.com) 2,000 thread views #260165
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American forgets the rest of the world exists.

https://x.com/brissle/status/1777693938792763529

Guy spends most of his day trying and failing to prove people wrong:

https://x.com/brissle/status/1777699665439514719

Thinks working as a USPS guy is relevant

https://x.com/brissle/status/1777704100706304332

Disinterested here but continues to make dozens of posts

https://x.com/brissle/status/1777704934760448026

"But I'm also a mailman!"

https://x.com/brissle/status/1777822759864934480

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I really like the idea of having a slot on your door that you and your friends / family can't use without it being a federal crime.

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>be American

>drop a wedding invitation in a friend's mail slot

>get shot

>fiancΓ©e claps loudly and tips the shooter in gratitude

>"at least I'm not Bri*ish" I whisper as the FBI drag me away

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>be bri'ish

>all friends and family live on the same block bc area of entire "country" is 1.5 square miles

>call best friend

>"alright old bean, just giving you a ring to let you know I'll be tying the knot afore too long! Yeah, me and the missus just decided on it a few days back. Jolly good, can't wait to see you there. She's positively over the moon, bless her!"

>arrested bc phone call was considered hate crime against LGBT

>"ah yes, well I should have simply popped the news through the letterbox, old sport. At least I'm not a Yank!"

>tfw the colonies didn't even know the Queen's daughter's son's friend's first uncle was getting married

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Needs more twerking and medical debt but you're getting there chap

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as the FBI drag me away

US Postal Inspection Service :marseymailwoman#:

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US Peepee Inspection Service. Pull your pants down. :marseyglow:

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You like it because you can fire yer gun through it. Admit it.

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What the frick is he even saying?

If I, when I'm in the US, put in my delivery :marseyunabomber: directions "please put the package :marseyunabomber2: in my mailbox" they will put the package :marseyunabomber: in my mailbox

Why would :marseywood: that be illegal? The law definitely only applies to unsolicited mail lol

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That's what I assumed but he keeps giving it this "I worked for USPS and anything but USPS mail is illegal to put through the door slot".

Seems like an insane law/regulation.

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That's not even a good credential because it means he never :marseyitsover: had to stop himself :marseytedbackstab: from putting stuff in the slot

Get me a FedEx driver :marseyamazon: on the line, the guy who actually :marseynerd3: needs :marseyspecial: to know this law

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Any carrier can shove stuff down your slot, (you dirty slut). The USPS is granted a monopoly over regular delivery of mail--such as letters and that kind of parcel.

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The law is for mailboxes really, mail slots on a door nobody cares about.

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It's called mail fraud. Don't mess with the USPS

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!eurochads burgers don't have sovereignty over they letterboxes :marseylaugh:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739271948y52utXmckBNkwg.webp

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RECLAIM YOUR MAILBOX

:marseyu#npettable:

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It explains the post boxes and all the Reddit posts about missing packages and mail at the least.

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The rest of the world is irrelevant since America is all that matters

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Growing up I used to think door slots were for peeing on people you didn't like without them being able to attack you

Now I think they're just personal gloryholes

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https://media.giphy.com/media/6w6p51tHIu9MaDrRDs/giphy.webp

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Be nice, dude can't even make eye contact with the camera

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17127550902952392.webp

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:#marseycop:

>What's that bub, posting mail without a license are we?

!britbongs another great innovation from the land of the free

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17127627137405405.webp

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this may as well be the tagline of the entire eclipse conspiracy

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:#marseychingchongraging:

Snapshots:

https://x.com/brissle/status/1777693938792763529:

https://x.com/brissle/status/1777699665439514719:

https://x.com/brissle/status/1777704100706304332:

https://x.com/brissle/status/1777704934760448026:

https://x.com/brissle/status/1777822759864934480:
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I love mail slots :marseysoypointgoombler: like that. It makes it so much easier to break into houses, especially when there's a lever handle right :marseyhesfluffyyouknow: next to them.

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Imagine being eurostani and an American thinks highly enough of you to assume you are American as well. You wouldn't just point out that Europeans exist! This whole post is unrealistic.

Putting the :e: in spookie turkey merry new year donkey

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Howdy partnah!

Y'all got one of them... licences for ya mailslots? (Shoots gun at passing minority)

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I get Amazon shit through the mail all the time, especially smaller things:marseyconfused:

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Illegal! Illegal! KILL KILL KILL!!!

:#marseydeterminedgun:

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I'm pretty sure USPS delivering mail and packages is not only legal, but why they exist.

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In real America we have mailboxes next to the road none of this shit

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