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American forgets the rest of the world exists.

https://twitter.com/brissle/status/1777693938792763529

Guy spends most of his day trying and failing to prove people wrong:

https://twitter.com/brissle/status/1777699665439514719

Thinks working as a USPS guy is relevant

https://twitter.com/brissle/status/1777704100706304332

Disinterested here but continues to make dozens of posts

https://twitter.com/brissle/status/1777704934760448026

"But I'm also a mailman!"

https://twitter.com/brissle/status/1777822759864934480

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I really like the idea of having a slot on your door that you and your friends / family can't use without it being a federal crime.

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>be American

>drop a wedding invitation in a friend's mail slot

>get shot

>fiancรฉe claps loudly and tips the shooter in gratitude

>"at least I'm not Bri*ish" I whisper as the FBI drag me away

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as the FBI drag me away

US Postal Inspection Service :marseymailwoman#:


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US Peepee Inspection Service. Pull your pants down. :marseyglow:

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>be bri'ish

>all friends and family live on the same block bc area of entire "country" is 1.5 square miles

>call best friend

>"alright old bean, just giving you a ring to let you know I'll be tying the knot afore too long! Yeah, me and the missus just decided on it a few days back. Jolly good, can't wait to see you there. She's positively over the moon, bless her!"

>arrested bc phone call was considered hate crime against LGBT

>"ah yes, well I should have simply popped the news through the letterbox, old sport. At least I'm not a Yank!"

>tfw the colonies didn't even know the Queen's daughter's son's friend's first uncle was getting married

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Needs more twerking and medical debt but you're getting there chap

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You like it because you can fire yer gun through it. Admit it.

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