Two high profile murders have occured in Lebanon in recent days and they seem to be linked.
Jbail, the biblical Byblos. (See what I did there?)
Pascal Sleiman was the leader of the Lebanese Forces party in Jbail. According to army intelligence, a gang of Syrians pistol whipped him and dumped him in the trunk of his own car where he suffocated. They took his car and drove back to al-Qusayr just across the Syrian border. The motive was just to steal his car and had nothing to do with politics.
Pascal Sleiman.
Many people don't buy it. The Lebanese Forces is one of the two main Christian parties and the most important faction opposing Hezbollah. Hezbollah controls al-Qusayr and has long been notorious for protecting criminals in the nearby Bekaa Valley. And why would carjackers bother to kill him and bring his body back to Syria?
Syrian troops celebrating the fall of of al-Qusayr after a joint operation with Hezbollah, 2013.
On the other hand there are reasons to believe the official story. If Hezbollah did it then why would their allies in the army arrest the suspects? Why not just make up the same story but say they got away?
Karantina, January 18, 1976. The defenseless Beirut neighborhood was destroyed by Christian militias with hundreds killed and r*ped.
LF supporters have understandably gone apeshit and insist it had to be an assassination. They're reacting like you would expect, blocking the coast road in Jbail and attacking random innocent Syrians, of whom there are still a million or more living in Lebanon after fleeing Syria's civil war. Hezbollah's leader pointed to this and compared it to the LF's role in starting the civil war in 1975. Nadim Gemayal, an ally of the LF, responded by putting 100% of the blame for the civil war on the Palestinians and made a truly deranged comment claiming that the LF were actually the real victims when they carried out the Karantina and Tal el-Zaatar massacres.
Nadim Gemayel's father Bashir was the hottest of Lebanese warlords but he looks weird and effeminate like his uncle Amine instead. Also fat.
Major plot twist: It turns out that an important Hezbollah associate who had disappeared a few days before Sleiman's death had actually been murdered as well. Mohammad Sarur was known to play an important role in passing money from Iran to Hamas. He was found a week after disappearing in a house in Beit Mery, tortured to death with 10 gunshots to his legs. A large amount of cash was found with him, ruling out robbery. The killers were pros who have managed to disappear without a trace. It is virtually certain he was assassinated by Mossad.
Mohammed Sarur.
So is this a coincidence or are the two murders linked? It would be wildly irresponsible to speculate, so I'm going to speculate now. The LF has been allied with Israel on and since the 1970s. Did Hezbollah realize their guy had been killed and retaliate by killing a leader of the LF? Or did they believe the LF had some hand in his death? After all, Beit Mery is a mostly Christian town where the LF must have some presence. Why choose Sleiman? Jbail is of no significance to Hezbollah. Did Sleiman have some secret importance or tie to Israel that Hezbollah knew about?
The view from Beit Mery, a resort town in the mountains above Beirut.
Whatever the truth is, we can guess the future will be a total shitshow. Any time when the Maronite patriarch is begging people to show restraint you know things are about to get ugly. Hezbollah's popularity is probably at an all-time low right now. Some Lebanese support its rocket attacks on Israel but many more, especially among Christians, resent being dragged into war by an unelected militia that seems to care more about Palestine, Syria, and Iran than their own country. Everyone remembers the 2006 war when Israel failed militarily but inflicted massive damage to civilian infrastructure that has still never been repaired. Even before the Gaza war began, Hezbollah had already been deeply unpopular for its role in keeping the government totally dysfunctional. Its enemies see this moment as an opportunity to take it down a few pegs, so expect them to make more aggressive moves in the near future.
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Further proof that Palestinoids frick up everything.
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I remember talking to my herstory loving dad about this and he basically said the same thing.
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Lol I just thought it was Lebanese diasporacels that were a bit mental, turns out the whole country is like that
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My favourite mental Lebanon fact is that the Muslims and Christians want daylight savings to end at different times so for a few weeks the country is operating 2 different timezones randomly around the country
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That's incredible lmao
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!nooticers, ever wonder why Lebanon is so dysfunctional? Gaze upon its time zones and chortle.
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Peter Hitchens is right (as always) that time zones are causing society to collapse.
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That's hilarious. It lines up almost exactly with demographics. Like that little red blob in the far north is a small Christian enclave. And the big red blob is the main Christian area down to within a few km.
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As individual people they're not necessarily that crazy but they're stuck in this completely fricked up society where they kind of have to act crazy.
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I'm under
the assumption that no matter
race or religion, if you are from the Middle
East you would
kill and r*pe everyone
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Fricking chud diversity is their strength just like ours
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as much as I make fun of them I dont mind them, most of the ones that made it to Australia are alright.
Not looking good for the old country though
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Aren't you an australiancel? All the ghetto Lebanese went there and Germany afaik, the good ones are in Amerikkka, France and Quebec
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I heard that in the Arab world, Lebanoids (particularly their accent) have a stereotype of being seen effeminate and womanly, and that Gay Arab moids try to specifically speak in the Lebanese Arabic dialect, because it sounds more feminine and fancy, so Arab moids not from Lebanon who for some reason still speak Arabic in the Lebanese accent is a dog-whistle to signal that they are homos

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After all, having the French (and Russian) your fidei defensor for centuries can lead to cute twinkry seeping into your psyche
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Capy: I'll pin this sand bipoc nonsense that occurs every 2 weeks
Also capy: I'll ignore
@FormerLurKONG's request for an effort post on autismo vegetable drama.
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ur post is too short king, i pinned it instead
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https://rdrama.net/post/260323/two-giga-neurodivergents-in-the-vegetation
I swear to marsey I spent at least an hour documenting that shit. Which is a
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Skill issue
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just pad it out with chadgpt, king
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I believe our entire polycule has hit the jackpot in the last 24 hours?
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I can't stop winning.
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bro I JUST SAID THAT
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oh my god I DONT CARE STOP PINGING ME.
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I'm thinking about starting a new polycule with
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stupid LITTLE SHIT I'LL REMEMBER THIS BIPOC
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They're poly friends
Not members but close
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Many more Syrians will be lynched
inshallah

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is mia khalifa safe?
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Yeah... safe from ever needing to learn how to act.
I pity the nation whose pornstars don't put in any more effort than their government.
!followers !coomers Clever Khalil Gibran reference that you'll only understand if you are high brow and a pathetic coomer at the same time.
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!r-slurs
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And folx have the audacity to call me the biggest coomer who has a PhD. level knowledge in coomer kino, when there are so many open !coomers and !r-slurs on this same website!
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advanced r-slurs don't even understand the point of gooning
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Leb-anon I don't feel so good
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Korean election write-up when?
https://x.com/AP/status/1778244300167323872
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I have to do some more research before I understand wtf is going on. I guess people are pissed off about the doctors' strike and blame the president maybe?
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I swear eternal hatred of muslims.
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and NOW it's mutual LOL
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Darn, thought it said Lebron at first
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Are we ruling out the possibility that mossad could have killed Sleiman to stir up shit in the region because Hezbollah didn't immediately blame the jews on this one?
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They have done that kind of thing in the past to stir up trouble between different Palestinian factions.
I think it's unlikely they would do it to a group that's relatively friendly to them. But I guess it can't be ruled out.
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Zionist Jews consider Christians lower than Muslims for their Messiah heresy.
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It's not even that long and I included lots of pictures.
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But what does ISIS think about all this
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They're pretty far away out in the desert in the east of Syria.
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BBQd just like the delicious Korean pork belly they'll never have
Also
I know gore (even dead daesh) bothers normal people so heads up
They were a facade of an organization after Mosul
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Truly the most Mediterranean of all middle Eastern countries, where the violence just has the dramatic, personal soap opera flair
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GOOD speculating!
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Mmm kinda can't bring up Karantina and al-Zataar without mentioning the Damour massacre.
There's no clean hands here, historically speaking.
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Absolutely. All of the factions were firm believers in the "two wrongs make a right" school of morality.
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Normally I would completely 2 weeks this, but with everything else going on in the region there is a possibility that future dramatic happenings may occur.
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I don't expect anything huge to happen right away but there were a couple firebombings today. Things are boiling up. Really hard to tell if it will get out of control.
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