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Personal drama What the frick am I supposed to fix?

Going through notes I was asked to fix and I don't know what the frick is wrong. One of the highlighted parts is ‘Patient is a pleasant female with prior family history of breast cancer (stage IV) in her natal sister and history of breast cancer (stage II) in adoptive sister.' I literally see nothing wrong. There were quite a few with typos that are easily fixed but is this seriously why you call back somebody that hasn't worked with you for over a year???

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https://media.giphy.com/media/aXw7jrGPoxhpoFxsXw/giphy.webp

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Hope you die

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Didn't he have terminal cancer 6 months ago?

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If only it were true, he lied about that (like he lies about everything else)

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That's not very nice. Wishing others die is typical of personal mental health trauma so hope you can work that out.

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You wouldn't know what trauma is because you aren't a doctor, are you Garry :marseysmirk2:

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I have a 2nd degree in psychology, would just need a few more classes to get a masters in social work, focused on positive psychology of depressed patients and worked in the mental ward during IM residency so I think I'm pretty good at knowing what trauma is.

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Psychology isn't a real science you fricking moron

!metashit garry is larping as a doctor (again) :marseylaugh: and this time he thinks he has a :marseyairquotes: psychology degree :marseyairquotes:

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I'm fairly open about getting my degree in biochemistry. There really aren't that many classes needed and we have to fill up our schedule so everybody took bullshit psych classes. Turns out it's not that difficult to get a near masters in social work.

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You couldn't answer my basic biochemistry question no way you have a degree in that 🙄

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What biochem question did you ask? I literally have no recollection of ever being asked a biochem question.

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why is her adoptive sisters breast cancer history relevant

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Emotional. Adopted sister was alerted that it happened. It was more relevant for the social/cultural/misceaallenous emotional section. Generally patients experience high levels of depression so we note any possible trigger that could cause patient emotional trauma. Given the adopted sibling had previously been told her birth mother had a similar diagnosis, there was concern for the sibling bringing extra trauma to patient.

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I don't think :marseynoooticer: anything :marseycoleporter: is wrong. Trust your gut.

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I'm fairly certain those are standard. I get the typos since it's preferred to be done by the physician writing and they're old enough to be an amendment and not a correction but that note I seriously can't think of anything wrong. Only thing I could think of is she doesn't know she has an adopted sister but she's in her 50s so should probably know that by now.

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NOT FUNNY. I DIDN'T LAUGH. YOUR CHUD EVENT WAS SO BAD I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED WE GOT RID OF THE CHUD AWARD ENTIRELY. TO BE HONEST THIS IS A HORRIBLE ATTEMPT AT TRYING TO GET A LAUGH OUT OF ME. NOT A CHUCKLE, NOT A HEHE, NOT EVEN A SUBTLE BURST OF AIR OUT OF MY ESOPHAGUS. SCIENCE SAYS BEFORE YOU LAUGH YOUR BRAIN PREPS YOUR FACE MUSCLES BUT I DIDN'T EVEN FEEL THE SLIGHTEST TWITCH. 0/10 THIS EVENT WAS SO BAD I CAN'T BELIEVE ANYONE LEGALLY ALLOWED CARP TO BE A JANNIE AT ALL! THE AMOUNT OF BRAIN POWER Y'ALL MUST HAVE PUT INTO THAT EVENT HAS THE POTENTIAL TO POWER EVERY HOUSE ON EARTH. GET A PERSONALITY AND LEARN HOW TO MAKE AN EVENT, READ A BOOK. I'M NOT SAYING THIS TO BE FUNNY I GENUINELY MEAN IT ON HOW THIS IS JUST BOTTOM BARREL EMBARRASSMENT AT COMEDY. YOU'VE SINGLE HANDEDLY KILLED RDRAMA AND EVERY GAY DATING WEBSITE ON THE PLANET. I'M SO DISAPPOINTED THAT SOCIETY HAS FAILED AS A WHOLE IN BEING ABLE TO TEACH YOU HOW TO BE FUNNY. HONESTLY IF I PUT IN ALL MY POWER AND TIME TO TRY AND MAKE YOUR CHUD EVENT FUNNY IT WOULD REQUIRE EINSTEIN HIMSELF TO BUILD A DEVICE TO STRAP ME INTO SO I CAN BE CONNECTED TO THE ENERGY OF A BILLION STARS TO DO IT, AND EVEN THEN ALL THAT JOKE WOULD GET FROM DRAMA USERS IS A SUBTLE SCUFF. YOU'RE LUCKY I STILL HAVE THE SLIGHTEST OF EMPATHY FOR YOU CARP AFTER THAT SHITTY FRICKING EVENT OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE COMMITTED EVERY WAR CRIME IN THE BOOK JUST TO PREVENT YOU FROM ATTEMPTING ANY HUMOR EVER AGAIN. WE SHOULD PUT THAT EVENT IN TEXT BOOKS SO FUTURE GENERATIONS CAN BE WARY OF BECOMING SUCH AN ABSOLUTE COMEDIC FAILURE. IM DISAPPOINTED, HURT, AND OUTRIGHT OFFENDED THAT MY PRECIOUS TIME. MY PATHETIC BRAIN WAS STUCK TRYING TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THE CHUD AWARD TEXT WAS EVEN TRYING TO SAY! IN THE TIME THAT EVENT TOOK PLACE, CARP, I WAS PLANNING ON HELPING TRANS KIDS WHO HAVE BEEN ORPHANED BECAUSE OF CHUD PARENTS, BUT BECAUSE OF THAT R-SLURRED FRICKING EVENT YOU'VE WASTED MY TIME. NOW THOSE TRANS KIDS ARE SUFFERING WITHOUT HRT AND THERE'S NOBODY TO BLAME BUT YOU CARP. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU HAVE DONE. PLEASE DEMOP YOURSELF AND GIVE IT TO ME.

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