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Please welcome Joshua Ryne Goldberg, who has been out of federal prison for a month :signwelcome:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Ryne_Goldberg

@MoonMetropolis :marseywave2:

Lore: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Ryne_Goldberg

Joshua Ryne Goldberg (born May 14, 1995) is an American internet troll,[1] convicted of attempting a bombing on the 14th anniversary of the September 11 attacks[2] while posing as an Islamic terrorist affiliated with ISIS.[3][4][5]

Goldberg had many online identities and spent virtually all of his time on the internet.[7] In addition to promoting terrorism, he made thousands of troll posts advocating for liberal feminism, neo-Nazism, and other ideologies.

Proofs: https://x.com/MoonMetropolis/status/1785377421241291054

Credit to @Patsy for xeeting him

Update:

In case you all were wondering, /r/drama's description of me as looking like "Post Malone if the amount of weed consumed was estrogen" no longer stands. I now bear zero resemblance to any of the pictures that exist of me. In prison, I shaved my head bald and started working out.

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What do you think about Mr. Goldberg? You guys have a lot of similarities.

  • both felons

  • both infamous trolls

  • both jewish

Only difference I can see is @MoonMetropolis seems to genuinely dislike nazis and you genuinely are one

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  • I am not a felon -- my conviction was vacated by the court. It, legally, is as if it never happened in the first place. After the Linkedin v. HiQ decision in the 9th, the CFAA has largely relatively reformed and it I doubt the government will ever charge anyone with visiting a public website ever again, but you never know.

  • I am not Jewish -- my mother claimed that I had a Jewish great-great grandparent. She also claimed I was a paranoid schizophrenic and a drug addict in the same essay. You can read it here: https://marc.info/?l=full-disclosure&m=125472104014875

If you've ever interacted with a paranoid schizophrenic, they are like Terry Davis, they are generally not able to have normal conversations. My objection to Jewish pornographers and financiers is not a schizophrenic delusion. I would like to motivate them to change their behavior, in a similar vein that the Hep Hep Riots lead to the Rabbi Zunz publishing the Judenubel guide. Nor am I a drug addict -- I was on bail and regularly drug tested for many years, never once did I test positive for drugs. The government would be eager to revoke my bail if I did so. They even tried to do so, though under alleged concern for my health. While I was on bail there was a court hearing with the government asserting I intended to kill myself. I said I had no desire to kill myself and that it was retaliation for daring to fight an unjust case. I also had a psychiatrist assert that I was showing no signs of suicidal behavior or intent, I'm wondering where the government came up with this. Anyways, point being, I am neither crazy nor a drug addict. As to whether I have a Jewish great-great grandparent, that is subject to dispute. My mother claims so, but without evidence. Even if it were true, it would not make me a Jew. There has never been a Rabbi named Auernheimer in all of history. There is also no synagogue in Auernheim, Germany.

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There isn't a single crazy drug addict alive who thinks they're crazy and addicted to drugs cmon.


https://files.catbox.moe/y2zrro.png

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I haven't done a drug besides nicotine in years

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besides

Dope fiend BTFO.


https://files.catbox.moe/y2zrro.png

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I was never a dope fiend. I do miss hydromorphone though, would do it again especially with some llelo in the syringe. But I mostly like drugs with a short duration. Crack, ketamine, hydromorphone. I always got kids and responsibilities and shit to do. I am not trying to be fricked up for several hours at a time.

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nitrouschads rise up

!druggies

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if you like nitrous, try doing some xenon. it is the rolls royce of inhalants.

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You're so cool :marseylaying:


https://media.tenor.com/ijjvLg8vm3cAAAAx/donkey-kong-punch.webp

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Nah I'm just gonna huff jenkem instead

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I stand corrected. I should have said "excons", it's more interesting to me that you both have been through the federal penitentiary system and generally treated like enemies of the state. I am glad your case brought eyes to how liberally the CFAA can be applied.

It sounds like there's another similarity between you two - you both have been accused of being schizophrenics despite seeming pretty lucid. What do you think about @MoonMetropolis's case? Is it strange or suspicious that he's allowed unfettered internet access this soon out of prison and he's shitposting this aggressively?

This comment in particular caught my eye:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145127838101223.webp

Although pretty based, it actually kinda reminds me of the "My regret is being nice enough to give AT&T a chance to patch before dropping the dataset to Gawker. I won't nearly be as nice next time." comment you made that got used by prosecutors.

Do you think this young man is going to get a talking to? :marseyhmm:

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nah when I got out of prison I posted pretty hard, pretty normal really.

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:#marseyshrug: Maybe

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I love how he thinks hes smarter than everyone else, but he has to preface his every statement with 'it never happened, but if it did happen then it doesnt matter anyway'

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@Arran get in here

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I was busy protesting last night

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I hope you crushed :marseybrainlet: some commie :marseysaluteussr: skulls king

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It, legally, is as if it never happened in the first place

That's what they said about letting a dude piss on me, but you and I both know some shit there's no going back from.

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Dunno in what way I didn't come back from prison -- my post-prison trolling was more widely and aggressively covered than my pre-prison work, and even a historically precedent setting federal appeals case which continues to be the basis for tearing holes in other federal indictments. I never did wagie jobs anyways I guess, so my prison bid did not change the way I live my life at all.

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my prison bid did not change the way I live my life at all.

Not sure this is quite the W you think it is, but I respect the hustle. Frick AT&T.

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AT&T didn't bring the case. AT&T didn't even want the case tried, thought it was ridiculous and said, I quote "no security was bypassed. I don't think they [the feds] have a case." They lobbied in private trying to get the feds to drop the case. The feds ignored them.

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>no victim, no case, you say?

:#gigachadglowtalking:

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:#bruh:

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I can tell the Jew-blood flows strongly through your veins. Embrace it. NOW IS YOUR MOMENT OF DESTINY!

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I can't take anything seriously long enough to be religious sorry

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Me neither, but I said "blood".

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I actually used to hang out on weev's chatroom as "Michael Slay". The server that they hung out on was irc.wtfux.org #naqdi.

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