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You're wrong. The delightful crunch and the salty sour combination makes or breaks a burger. (50)
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It's just personal taste, everyone has a different palette and that's perfectly fine, but it's not worth shouting from the rooftops (61)
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I understand the point of the subreddit. I also understand the fact that when you post something as an absolute rather than just as your personal taste, you should expect people to question that rather than just accepting it as your personal taste. (10)
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Wait I totally missed the pineapple on Pizza thing. Do you not think Pineapple (soft) and Pickles (also soft) are basically the same, on a hot surface like Pizza/Burger? (1)
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He forgot the pickles !spongebob
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i get it cause sponge rob didn't put the pickles on and got fired from the cranky crab!
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ok.
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I like pickles.
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has to be full baby dills I cut myself
the precut slices always suck
pickles in general are the most inconsistent food product being made today
its like a 1/5 chance a jar you get is inedible because the brine is funky or they're all soft
!goyslopenjoyers picky picklers? perchance.
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The cucumbers grew different that year
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It's one of the few organic products I buy because their QC tends to be better (also much less sugary and more crisp).
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That looks like something else with the vampire award
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vampire award is ruining my life :(
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Chopped up testicles?
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Yeah. Vampires are the worst
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Why do y'all know what chopped testicles look like?
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I always get extra pickles on my McDoubles. I'm aware that's not a McDouble but I'm just saying.
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based af
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That's too many pickles.
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I thought this thread would be dunking on redditors for having such a serious debate about burgers,but some of you guys have really strong opinions on this lol
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You should hear my opinions on hotdogs
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I just like to see people argue tbh
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I love pickles!
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pickles are neeto.
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Not only do I support the OP, I think Chick-Fil-A needs to fricking listen to this shit too. Get your god darn pickles off my mother fricking chicken sandwich
Pickles go on the side of a sub sandwich, and chopped up in my tuna melt. I love pickles but not on my burgers and chicken sandwiches you psychos
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neighbor frick off you dont eat food right
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Wypipo don't put pickles on they food
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suck my pickle
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I'll club you to death little man
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Oh so now you're a manlet hater too, go figure the people who like pickles on their burgers are bigots
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There's nothing else on that chik-fil-a sandwich though. It's literally the only topping. You want to take the pickles off and just eat a completely naked chicken sandwich?
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Even my pickiest child gets the sandwich with the pickles. Then she takes them off. But the MEMORY of those pickles is VITAL to the composition of the sandwich.
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Get the deluxe club if you don't like eating it pickleless like the way God intended. It comes with lettuce and tomatoes
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Spicy chicken no pickles dipped in Buffalo sauce
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there are only a few things that are acceptable on a burger.
mayo. lettuce. cheese. bacon. a very thin slice of fresh tomato (fresh as in you grew it yerself or bought it directly from a farmer. kick rocks store/fast food tomaters). fries. maybe a couple other things i'm forgetting.
if you put like mushrooms or mustard on a burger you are a degenerate commie who hates freedom and should be shot.
edit: i just remembered another acceptable thing. wendys sweet and sour sauce.
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The comfiest diners in America will put a fried egg on your burg
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Fried egg is way better than bacon on a burger. No lie.
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that's not acceptable
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ur not ascceptable (pickesa re)
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Mushrooms or Mustard >>>>> Tomato on a burger
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you just made the commie list
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e.g. pickles
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No salad or non tomato based sauces should touch a burger, the only acceptable things are cheese or meats
Actually sometimes onions are ok but those are on thin fricking ice
Raw tomatoes just make your burger soggy 0/10 topping, lettuce doesn't taste of anything and is just in the way
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onions completely over power anything they are paired with and shouldn't even be in the same room as a burger
if yer tomato makes the burger soggy you are eating a shitty store bought tomato and sliced it too thick
get a fresh tomato. slice it thin. put a bit of pepper on it. you'll realize you've spent yer whole life basically eating garbage by buying tomatoes at the local piggly wiggly.
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You have the taste buds of a 5 year old. Does that include onion rings too?
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Lettuce is purely for the sound effect when you cronch.
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This is the correct take. If I'm feeling extra wild, I'll throw some spinach on there or some chili, but that's it.
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Fries on the burger? Keep yourself safe.
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4 or 5 fries on a burger is frickin' great and only an unamerican loser would think different
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Mayo and tomatoes combined are an unstoppable force on any sandwich. The slight mixture of tomato juice and mayo is ambrosia.
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i grow tomatoes every summer. i regularly eat sandwiches that are just mayo and tomato and pepper. it's so frickin' good on toast with fresh tomatoes. it doesn't work as well with store bought tomatoes, though.
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Your post is 100% true fax and I will absolutely fight anyone who disagrees.
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FINALLY a true freedom loving american patriot. i was starting to think i was the only one.
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Mayo is a dumb sandwich topping. The only use for it is tuna sandwich and egg salad.
Katsup, mustard, pickle, lettuce, onion are standard for burgers.
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Mayo is the single worst standard burger ingredient. It just masks all other flavors and makes everything messy.
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Very true mayo sucks, especially all the disgusting burger sauces that are just different mayo mixes
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bro what the frick are you on about. You're not real
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Mayonnaise is genuinely awful and I hate it
There's only one food I can stand it on and burger isn't it.
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What do you put in chicken or egg salads
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Caramelized onions, lettuce, mayo; darn that's some good borger.
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The ideal is the thinnest layer possible so the buns don't get soggy, but that's impossible to expect from fastfood and most restaurants.
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Seriously only
don't like pickles. Pickled cucumbers became popular on long british voyages to the colonies because they never go bad and also even pirates actually enjoy eating them. Every important culture in history discovered fermentation independently of each other, and while the Japanese and Swedish fermented fish to the point of complete putrefaction, the bongs were out there making one of the tastiest things to ever exist. Anyone who doesn't like pickles is a traitor to western society.
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I like pickles but not on a burger, what does that make me
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I don't like pickles on sandwiches.
A quarter-slice on the side with a sandwich is fine, but not nicklechips
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shut the frick up
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Uncalled for.
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Imagine having such a strong opinion about anything ever
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FRICK YOU
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That's because you get your food from McDonalds instead of cooking it yourself and putting on a few nice cold pickle chips at the end, you incompetent NEET.
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Pickles are great on burgers, but not the gross sweet pickles you fatasses put on them. Garlic dill is the fricking GOAT pickle.
Pickled jalapeรฑos are also a valid alternative.
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Dumb fricking take.
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I want to kill the op of that thread
FRICK YOU PICKLE HATER
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Very true, pickles and burger sauce are both disgusting
Actually most things about mcslop is disgusting I regret it the like annual time I try it again because I forgot how bad it is
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If the pickle was crunchy and not floppy and warm, I might frick with it but I have never had a pleasant experience eating a burger with pickles:
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Then they shouldn't say it as an absolute like this one does.:
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You should post this as your own unpopular opinion:
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A sour burger?Frick are you even talking about atp brother you lost me. Wtf does a pickle gotta do with sour burgers????I think your palette just sucks or something ๐ญ:
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Right i run into soft soggy pineapple on pizza way more often than soggy pickles on burgers. I like pineapple on pizza but the experience of a bad pineapple on pizza is worse than a bad pickle on a burger:
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I hate those sour pickles they put on burgers. Ruins the burger for me. If they used nice little dill pickles maybe. But I hate cheap butt sour cucumbers.:
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