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You're wrong. The delightful crunch and the salty sour combination makes or breaks a burger. (50)
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It's just personal taste, everyone has a different palette and that's perfectly fine, but it's not worth shouting from the rooftops (61)
Then they shouldn't say it as an absolute like this one does. (18)
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I understand the point of the subreddit. I also understand the fact that when you post something as an absolute rather than just as your personal taste, you should expect people to question that rather than just accepting it as your personal taste. (10)
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Wait I totally missed the pineapple on Pizza thing. Do you not think Pineapple (soft) and Pickles (also soft) are basically the same, on a hot surface like Pizza/Burger? (1)
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there are only a few things that are acceptable on a burger.
mayo. lettuce. cheese. bacon. a very thin slice of fresh tomato (fresh as in you grew it yerself or bought it directly from a farmer. kick rocks store/fast food tomaters). fries. maybe a couple other things i'm forgetting.
if you put like mushrooms or mustard on a burger you are a degenerate commie who hates freedom and should be shot.
edit: i just remembered another acceptable thing. wendys sweet and sour sauce.
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Mushrooms or Mustard >>>>> Tomato on a burger
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you just made the commie list
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The comfiest diners in America will put a fried egg on your burg
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Fried egg is way better than bacon on a burger. No lie.
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that's not acceptable
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ur not ascceptable (pickesa re)
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e.g. pickles
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No salad or non tomato based sauces should touch a burger, the only acceptable things are cheese or meats
Actually sometimes onions are ok but those are on thin fricking ice
Raw tomatoes just make your burger soggy 0/10 topping, lettuce doesn't taste of anything and is just in the way
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onions completely over power anything they are paired with and shouldn't even be in the same room as a burger
if yer tomato makes the burger soggy you are eating a shitty store bought tomato and sliced it too thick
get a fresh tomato. slice it thin. put a bit of pepper on it. you'll realize you've spent yer whole life basically eating garbage by buying tomatoes at the local piggly wiggly.
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You have the taste buds of a 5 year old. Does that include onion rings too?
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Lettuce is purely for the sound effect when you cronch.
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This is the correct take. If I'm feeling extra wild, I'll throw some spinach on there or some chili, but that's it.
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Fries on the burger? Keep yourself safe.
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4 or 5 fries on a burger is frickin' great and only an unamerican loser would think different
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Mayo and tomatoes combined are an unstoppable force on any sandwich. The slight mixture of tomato juice and mayo is ambrosia.
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i grow tomatoes every summer. i regularly eat sandwiches that are just mayo and tomato and pepper. it's so frickin' good on toast with fresh tomatoes. it doesn't work as well with store bought tomatoes, though.
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Your post is 100% true fax and I will absolutely fight anyone who disagrees.
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FINALLY a true freedom loving american patriot. i was starting to think i was the only one.
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Mayo is a dumb sandwich topping. The only use for it is tuna sandwich and egg salad.
Katsup, mustard, pickle, lettuce, onion are standard for burgers.
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