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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Donnie The Lies? I thought not. It's not a story the MAGAs would tell you. (233)
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In what context is him getting shot funny or something to mock? Because people don't like him? You sure as heck wouldn't be laughing it was anyone else you didn't hate. And your justification saying you absolutely can decide which form of gun violence is ok is so darn ignorant. Wonder if you'd make that same claim if it was someone you knew getting shot at (1)
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NEW: Subscribe to /h/miners to see untapped drama veins, ripe for mining! 
autodrama: automating away the jobs of dramneurodivergents. 
Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion 
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Redditors deserve [removed]
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I'm consistently surprised by how shameless the astroturfing is this year. Anything inconvenient to the grand narrative is removed or downmarseyd within seconds.
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Short memory, it was at least as bad in 2020, except now they don't have total media
janny control with the liberation of X.
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Thomas whatever his name could've farted on Biden and reddit leftoids would be calling for the execution of all registered Republicans in retaliation
I honestly cannot believe even redditors would stoop so low as to dismiss a legitimate and real assassination attempt JUST because he managed to avoid injury
They have to be bots
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To step on a lego d4!
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I like how libs on Reddit try to take the moral high-ground and criticize Republicans for being classless and heartless then turn around and act like the shooting doesn't matter because Trump wasn't seriously injured.
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Look at this thread on /r/politics - the ledditors are begging for BidARYAN to own le heckin RethugliKKKans by turning into the Hyperborean Fedposter Dark Brandon who uses le Project 2025 Supreme Court tactics to bypass the courts, and get full uncontested authority to do whatever the frick he wants as president
, it is heckin wholesome when our side does the same thing CHUD 
, this reminds me of MovieBlob and his eternal quote - "There are no bad tactics, just bad targets" 
https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1edi5mk/biden_will_announce_supreme_court_reform_plans_on/lf73bf6/?context=8
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Mark Groomercordia used to be my favorite Nintendo loser before Chipman rolled around.
https://www.seanbaby.com/nes/nes/mark.html
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He's like an neurodivergent sasquatch people are still trying to locate.
https://tedium.co/2024/02/02/mark-groomercordia-nintendo-power-reassessment/
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What, exactly, is the !ranchers ping group for?
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"ranching" lolcows
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God the internet used to be so fun
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https://www.cracked.com/blog/5-things-critics-love-about-gta-v-that-actually-suck remember this article?
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Seanbaby's writing was so good
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this article sucks lol
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pointing out GTA has lowbrow humor is ironic when it comes from the people who founded epic bacon hipsterism
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its on cracked? most of seanbabies articles are glorified shitposts not genuine artistic critiques; is there a different observation you would prefer he make
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Y'see, he carries it by virtue of not being an enormous fat frick like Movieblob.
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groomercordia
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It's because they think they're objectively right, so any gross extra-judicial actions can only be a GOOD thing even if it wasn't legal
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violence is bad but trump objectively uses violent rhetoric and causes violence so it's a good thing if it comes back to him and him alone
it's sad when his followers take a bullet for him
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This has been a core part of liberal/progressive thought since the beginning.
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Someone died, they are just disappointed it wasn't daddy
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Generally I view fewer magatards as a good thing.
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declare your boomer a king and rally around his insurrection against the will of the people, act surprised when your boomer gets shot at and you get hit
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Is that why trump got shot at? Jan 6th? It sounds like you have insider information.
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it sounds like you struggle with understanding human behavior.
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good enough for me
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this is why, even though I'm Marianne Williamson's biggest fan, I will have to vote for trump.
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If you actually believed that, you do something about it
Kitty
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Nah, ill just sit back and laugh.
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That's because you're fat.
Stop being being fat and then keep yourself safe.
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he's making sure you know that traitors often get the death penalty
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do libs not understnad that covid was world wide? that like other countries were affected too? how can these people be so dense and nationalistic
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These are the same r-slurs who believed it when China said only 3000 people died from it in their first wave... Despite the fact they had to build hospitals in literal days to handle to overflow.
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literally an inch or two from dying lmao, only because he turned his head to blast Biden's border policy on the screen
If that isn't a sign to BUILD THE WALL I don't know what is
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Why should the shooting matter though? Some unhinged rightoid shot at Trump. What has changed in terms of who I should vote for?
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Redditors
can't handle the fact that this tiny little 
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There are people who unironically think you can die if a .50 cal goes near you
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they think
you can die if a .223 goes near you
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they'd probably call my .22 an assault rifle
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Unironically 10/22's are classified as assault rifles in the state of washington fricking kill me
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You can tho?
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But for demchud dramatards (pizza)
A .50 cal traveling near you won't fricking explode you or do anything.
Here's a demo ranch
video if you wanna see some people shoot
Yes this is mostly to shill demo ranch cause I wanna shoot big guns too
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If a 50 cal bullet grazed your face it would rip off half your face. Using cards is meaningless because they don't weigh anything. It's the same reason why slapping a mosquito doesn't make it explode. This is due to something in physics called impulse. The thing you're hitting actually has to weigh something for damage to occur. In fact the reason trump didn't lose much is because it struck his ear which again, doesn't weigh much.
Trump was genuinely 1cm away from death or looking like a scarred up super villain.
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People have used gel dummies as well. The meme is a .50 cal will injure you ar something like ~6 in away.
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I wasn't talking necessarily a 50 cal grazing you in
I mean there are people who think that if it goes near you, not touching you then you fricking die.
also pic is of a 50 caliber graze, thought it was interesting
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You can
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only if you're a fragile
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Yeah well 5.56 is more than 10x that so
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Another poor lighting, low resolution shot with his hair covering the actual injury.
I really don't want to start pearl clutching, but the shit leftoids are saying about this attempted political assassination is deeply deranged.
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I honestly don't think it was THAT bad of an injury, and I think the bandage was more for photo ops (though apparently the doc said a piece of his ear is missing?). But that doesn't take away from what happened at all. Dude was a head turn away from dying
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That's the point. The bots have to blitz it down to control the narrative.
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Yeah, I mean if Biden got shot in the ear, I totally wouldn't say anything disparaging at all. It wouldn't be dramatic because it's just so serious. I'm totally normal too.
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Woah! WPD is that way
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The "millions of death of covid-19 that could have been avoided" shit is so confusing to me. Legitimately, what did they want Trump to do that would have somehow magically made Covid not happen? Do they not understand real life isn't a game of plague inc. and that we aren't Madagascar who can thwart a virus by pressing the lockdown button early enough?
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They wanted forced shutting down of the country and mandatory lockdowns for 2 weeks. They actually believe 2 weeks of everr person in the country not going outside would've eliminated it and then it'd all be normal.
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That would have eliminated it
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Also they sneeded when he tried to do the one thing that actually could have made a big difference: blocking travel from china early.
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they are incredible nationalistic and know nothing of the world. they look to China's measures despite the fact they in the end were equally affected. Somehow they believe the USA is so unique and great that they could avoid covid entirely
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I really wish it was a headshot. This ear discourse is boring
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It would have been super dramatic but I would personally not have enjoyed the ensuing civil war tbh
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Having HD video from multiple angles of a former president having his brains blown out would be surreal.
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But all we'd really get is a single 240p TikTok with BRUHHHHHH overlayed
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But you see, nothing ever happens
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Get in groomercord BIPOC
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I would have loved the leftoid "it was actually a rightoid" theories
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I mean, it turned out to be a fame chaser like Reagan would-be assassin. But without even an actress to simp for.
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Don't worry the next GOP president will have Project 2029 ahead of him to get psychos riled up
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They should let the president relax for the first year so they can round it to Project 2030
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Snapshots:
https://old.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1ed4lzu/donald_trump_reveals_gruesome_shooting_injury_for/:
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Mostly his own, though. Well, the one anyway.:
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Shot in the ear with a bullet he said. Fricking liar:
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Not sure if this is something we should joke about. it makes us look as bad as them. hate the man, but I don't wish him to be assassinated. This should concern us all. it was a horrible lapse by our secret service and raises a lot of questions. Just because he wasn't hit for a more dramatic injury doesn't take away what happened that day. Very sad day for America. I hate to think where this coutry would be if he got killed that day. They would have lost there shit, and war would be in the streets. Maga is just itching for a reason.:
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Millions of deaths to Covid-19 that easily could've been avoided.Several CIA informants killed or missing after he sells/misplaces information/documents.Incited an insurrection in an attempt to steal the election, with threats to hang his VP, where people were injured, one traitor acting in his name was put down, and several defenders of the Capitol died from stress and depression brought on by the physical assault against our freedom.Dead man in a crowd at his rally, brain blown out his skull, and a couple others wounded.And he claims he was shot, after some performative WWE tricks that the Hall-of-Famer remembered would make it look convincing in the moment, in an attempt to garner sympathy votes. No scar, wound, evidence of any damage to him.Too many people have died because of this man's ignorance, arrogance, lies, greed, and conceit. The orange traitor needs to meet justice, and there's only one fitting form of justice for treason and murder.:
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I'm sorry, but "Some violence is okay and other violence is not okay" is one of the principles society is built on. We as a society decide it all the time. It's why boxers don't go to jail for assault when they beat people up in the ring and why cops rarely face disciplinary action for shooting people in the line of duty. It's why you can be detained for resisting arrest even if you aren't violent. It's even why doctors can detain you under some circumstances. If that's not a principle you can accept as baked into the fabric of every society that humans have ever created then I'm not sure what I can do for you. --:
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Clearly jealous considering joe's brain is still scrambled from some outdated meme cold like covid lmao, and here comes donny recovering from a bullet wound like their favorite marvel capeshit.
(hillary 2024 strag shit @AstonishingGirth have too place here bc some strag admin got butthurt.)
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Redditors don't know what grazed means.
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lots of chuddybuddies think the neon nerds are gonna pull another 9/11 to get us into war with Iran, but if they couldn't even find some FBI failson who could hit Orange Male feminist's head after half an hour of aiming, how are they gonna be able to do anything on a bigger scale?
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