The US is invading Lebanon for its... :marseynotes: salt and rocks

https://x.com/Hezbolsonaro/status/1838698521068999103

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yeah we need to get that stuff that's literally fricking everywhere. The ground is made of it.

can't forget about salt, a strategic resource because it's 176 AD.

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this tweet was particularly amusing. Investigative journ*list over here discovers that a huge mining conglomerate gave an entire $3,000 to Democrats

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three thousand entire dollars? It's all a giant top hat WASP conspiracy to divest the innocent brown world of its extremely common resources :marseyschizowall:

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Jews after conquering Lebanon and it's endless deposits of limestone :marseyunhappymerchant: :stoning!: :marseyfla!giran: :marse!yflaglebanon: :m!arseyflagpalestine:

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Oh my god, it all makes sense now...

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They're going to build six million wailing walls

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They're going to build the wall and make lebanon pay for it

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They're going to build a wall and make Lebanon pay for it. :marseytrump:

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It makes as much sense as anything else in Middle East :marseyshrug:

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THEY"RE GOING TO BUILD A fricking WALL AND MAKE THE fricking LEBANON PAY FOR IT, motherlover!

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