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Old Man Trump Is Looking Weaker and Weaker—Sad! : politics
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I hope 2024 comes down to Trump versus Biden again because their debates were hilarious.
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Biden falling down the stairs and pooping his pants vs trump needing to be fed thru a straw
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Either of them winning probably gives us the best chance of seeing a world leader die of old age onstage that we'll ever have in our lifetimes.
>hot day in Phoenix
>POTUS DD(R) in town for some ridiculous magacel victory rally
>it's 110 degrees
>it's 30 steps from the motorcade to the door
>DD(R) arrives on stage left sweating like a block of cheese left out on the counter
>pit stains, shiny forehead, his hair is completely flat
>the hot mic on the podium picks up his panting from ten feet away
>a microscopic clump of arterial plaque oozes through a carotid that looks like the Santa Monica Freeway at 5:00 PM
>Newscorp talking heads jabber about firing up his base and making America great again again
>the plaque gently bumps into a last gap between his arterial wall and cholesterol blockage
>a perfect fit
>DD(R) pauses
>time stands still
>talking heads jabber
>the crowd cheers
>DD(R) soundlessly falls face first into the floor
>silence
>Is he doing a bit?
>an aide rushes onto the stage
>a rising scream from the audience becomes a Crestor ad as the news feed cuts to commercial
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For a second i thought u were gonna write a gay s*x slashfic. But wat u came up with is better
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pretty ironic if you think about it
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I actually carry around a point-and-shoot film camera, and regularly take pictures of people in public to add to my own cringe compilation. I make sure the flash is on and say "SNAP" when I do it.
The following is a list of situations in which I've added people to my cringe compilation:
A man I was secretly watching at the gym was unable to complete a full set during his workout (I was counting) and at an unimpressive weight no less.
An elderly woman on the bus dropped her change while attempting to pay for a ticket.
The gentleman making my sandwiches at subway had to ask for clarification no less than 3 times during the sandwich creation process.
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