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I hope 2024 comes down to Trump versus Biden again because their debates were hilarious.

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Biden falling down the stairs and pooping his pants vs trump needing to be fed thru a straw

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Either of them winning probably gives us the best chance of seeing a world leader die of old age onstage that we'll ever have in our lifetimes.

>hot day in Phoenix

>POTUS DD(R) in town for some ridiculous magacel victory rally

>it's 110 degrees

>it's 30 steps from the motorcade to the door

>DD(R) arrives on stage left sweating like a block of cheese left out on the counter

>pit stains, shiny forehead, his hair is completely flat

>the hot mic on the podium picks up his panting from ten feet away

>a microscopic clump of arterial plaque oozes through a carotid that looks like the Santa Monica Freeway at 5:00 PM

>Newscorp talking heads jabber about firing up his base and making America great again again

>the plaque gently bumps into a last gap between his arterial wall and cholesterol blockage

>a perfect fit

>DD(R) pauses

>time stands still

>talking heads jabber

>the crowd cheers

>DD(R) soundlessly falls face first into the floor

>silence

>Is he doing a bit?

>an aide rushes onto the stage

>a rising scream from the audience becomes a Crestor ad as the news feed cuts to commercial

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For a second i thought u were gonna write a gay s*x slashfic. But wat u came up with is better

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