Royal New Zealand Navy loses first vessel to the sea in 80 years, and since WW2 - u guyz will never guess the leadership

It's pretty easy, have you never worked for a large company?

1. Top brass says they need DEI and ASAP.

2. DEI is found ASAP.

How is it hard to understand that this is how it works?

Meme countries like New Zealand don't need to actually try that hard since realistically the US and Australia would actually be the ones defending them and doing most of the heavy lifting.

The patriarchy was already scary enough

We need to accept the very real possibility that this is the best and most qualified person they could find for the job.

The rot goes to the bottom because of the credential crisis at school and laxing of standards. These people are often qualified and are in the dark about how bad they actually are. Then once they're in they can't be fired, because HR is fretting about the ratios and knows firing someone high up the pyramid looks bad.

You can't really filter out irresponsibility with DEI shit because of that. What you eventually get is how it is in South Africa, with black managers who can barely read and write overseeing white engineers who do their job for them, the former being paid significantly more than the latter.

Why doesn't the conversation go like this?

>why are there so many white dudes working for us, holy shit it's like a mayonnaise convention out there

well sir, we have all these systems in place to weed out less qualified candidates soooooo

>oh that makes sense

This but unironically

It's unreal even

>male-domimated government and male-dominated military pick incompetent woman as captain

>incompetent woman destroys their boat

> "this is all wimmenz' fault! "

!moidmoment

that explains why women are always killing each other for no reason. oh wait my 50/90 chart was upside down

The Navy has strict serving suggestions for rum for this very reason, neat and "watered grog" are the only acceptable answers

No, we need all ships driven by lesbians. They are using per capita on us to make women look bad when the reality is, there is only a few women boat drivers so even 5 or 10 accidents per woman boat makes them all look worse. Women could do better than men if given an opportunity

>The navigator is eating a can of beans and spills it in a heavy swell

>I slip on the beans and the iPad goes flying out of my hands and falls into the ships monkeys cage

>He refuses to go e it back

>The ships goat got loose from the Chiefs Mess (the goat is the only Chief on the ship currently) and has eaten all the paper maps

>Try to turn on the deck lights but they ran out of blinker fluid because the interns drank it all

>Ask for assistance from the deck crew to spot rocks but they are all taking their mandatory 30 minute smoke break (the Navy has sought sponsorship from Marlboro)

>Mfw I need to navigate the shoals blind

She was perhaps such a ladygarden nobody cared to correct her, that's the only explanation.

It's going to be like the movie Into the Blue but instead of hunting for gold on a sunken ship they're hunting for cans of spam in the mess deck.