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There is really no excuse for this. Keeping the boat in the deep water isnt hard. Even if all the charting equipment on the entire boat went out, someone should be able to download an iPad app to get them by before they could get to shallow water. Surely on a boat that size, you would have a dozen people on duty making sure the boat is being navigated correctly that should have noticed waaaaaay before they hit anything


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>The navigator is eating a can of beans and spills it in a heavy swell

>I slip on the beans and the iPad goes flying out of my hands and falls into the ships monkeys cage

>He refuses to go e it back

>The ships goat got loose from the Chiefs Mess (the goat is the only Chief on the ship currently) and has eaten all the paper maps

>Try to turn on the deck lights but they ran out of blinker fluid because the interns drank it all

>Ask for assistance from the deck crew to spot rocks but they are all taking their mandatory 30 minute smoke break (the Navy has sought sponsorship from Marlboro)

>Mfw I need to navigate the shoals blind

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She was perhaps such a ladygarden nobody cared to correct her, that's the only explanation.

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Idk how New Zealand operates its navy, but I would assume multiple people serving under her would also be held personally responsible for an avoidable accident. Her being a b-word doesn't really change that


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Yeah, but you are dealing with a foid. Imagine an underling telling her she was doing something wrong.

>Ma'am, we shouldn't go that way, there are rocks there.

>ARE YOU TRYING TO MANSPLAIN MY JOB TO ME? IS IT BECAUSE I'M A WOMYN?! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO REEEEEEEE SMASH THE PATRIARCHY THE FUTURE IS FEMALE! GIRLBOSS YASS QUEEN!

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I'm assuming this if the voice recordings on the bridge all go missing


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