r/minnesota seethes as their largest newspaper won't endorse Kamala/Waltz, Waltz being their own governor! Weird! 
A couple of newspapers are deciding not to endorse a presidential candidate this year which has completely broken the minds of their audience, who they have been coddling and shaping the opinions of with their poorly sourced drivel for years, screwing their audience to a drooling r-slur, left-leaning semi-human. Papers have found out that endorsing a candidate is literally too on the nose and seeing as how no one trusts them are attempting to back peddle as their trust levels fall into despair. Now they are losing the audience they have cultivated for years because, like toddlers, if you don't give them everything they will through a tantrum and fling shit at your walls.
/r/minnesota literally can't face the reality that Kaham is just terrible 
/r/minnesota, within two posts are already delving into numerous conspiracy theories with regarding to the owner. My knowledge of Minnesota sports says he should sell all their sports teams cause they all fricking suck shit (except their WNBA team, they actually win! 
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People admitting they actually read the OP-ED section when they don't realize they can skip that since the whole paper is an op-ed. 
I can assure you the only reason rural Minnesota would buy your newspaper is to stock up on fire starting material for winter.
"People" actually bought the "Democracy dies in the darkness" bullshit 
There's plenty more seething in the thread!
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I hope Trump and Biden die close to each other just to fuel even worse conspiracy theories
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Bro that's 2 presidents you're conjuring the super glowies
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I get PTO when a former (or current!) president dies so...
yeah hope they drop dead sometime in like february, I always find I could use extra days off around then
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Why?
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Perk.
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You say perk, I say perverse incentive
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why haven't you assassinated the president
yet? are you lazy?
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I'm lazy and there's no point in lifting a finger when time will do it for me.
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Peformance bonus for a job well done
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What, they're both ancient and with one foot in the grave already
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And lets be honest, trump is a milkshake away from losing his other foot to the 'beetus
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Yes, at some point he'll slip and we'll get one heck of a drama
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Daddy dying from a slip under the shower would bring incredible amounts of drama
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Together in death, like Romeo and Juliet.
Imagine the fanfic.
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It probably already exists...
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He's gonna drain the swamp alright.
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/50742547
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I love how it's "Shrek (Shrek)" in case you forgot what franchise Shrek was from.
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Bela Lugosi's dead anyway according to the music this site is playing now
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Huh? I didn't even know he was sick.
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Dis you just compare my man Lugosi to Biden? Frick you
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Maybe with in days and we can have a joint funeral
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