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r/minnesota seethes as their largest newspaper won't endorse Kamala/Waltz, Waltz being their own governor! Weird! 
A couple of newspapers are deciding not to endorse a presidential candidate this year which has completely broken the minds of their audience, who they have been coddling and shaping the opinions of with their poorly sourced drivel for years, screwing their audience to a drooling r-slur, left-leaning semi-human. Papers have found out that endorsing a candidate is literally too on the nose and seeing as how no one trusts them are attempting to back peddle as their trust levels fall into despair. Now they are losing the audience they have cultivated for years because, like toddlers, if you don't give them everything they will through a tantrum and fling shit at your walls.
/r/minnesota literally can't face the reality that Kaham is just terrible 
/r/minnesota, within two posts are already delving into numerous conspiracy theories with regarding to the owner. My knowledge of Minnesota sports says he should sell all their sports teams cause they all fricking suck shit (except their WNBA team, they actually win! 
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People admitting they actually read the OP-ED section when they don't realize they can skip that since the whole paper is an op-ed. 
I can assure you the only reason rural Minnesota would buy your newspaper is to stock up on fire starting material for winter.
"People" actually bought the "Democracy dies in the darkness" bullshit 
There's plenty more seething in the thread!
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The official account /u/star-tribune answered! https://old.reddit.com/r/minnesota/comments/1geci37/the_star_tribune_chose_not_to_endorse_a_candidate/lucqoij/?context=8
"opinion editor Phil Morris explained [..] By focusing on the issues, rather than telling people how they should vote, we hope to use the cowtools of opinion journ*lism in more empowering ways that add value to your voting experience .."
is this ...
actual journ*lism? 
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No, shes just that bad.
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That, and also this editor seems to have a bit of intelligence left and not pick sides in an already happening train wreck. This might even resemble integrity. But it's probably just self preservation.
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You know its not 100% she loses
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Of course. The train wreck currently happening is that everyone loses regardless of which party wins the presidency. It's all too opinionated. I'm a !grillers and I welcome any movement back to the ground of issues, which this opinion editor(!) proposes.
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Ofc she is gonna win, rightoids are just loud online
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This whole endorsement charade probably took the national share of trust in the news from 9% to 8% because 1% are libtards upset WaPo aren't endorsing Harris but they're the same r-slurs that think NPR is right wing so they're in
territory anyways
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This kills the redditard.
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I don't know. 409 redditors is a lot of people.
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Also, I can't wait to see how chuds will deal with Daddy's death. It's going to be pure chaos
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How Redditors want people to just ignore this while they talk about Trump ending democracy
I can't wait for Trump to die. Rightoids will be convinced it was the FBI no matter what. Even if it is in 20 years
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I hope Trump and Biden die close to each other just to fuel even worse conspiracy theories
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Together in death, like Romeo and Juliet.
Imagine the fanfic.
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It probably already exists...
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He's gonna drain the swamp alright.
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/50742547
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I love how it's "Shrek (Shrek)" in case you forgot what franchise Shrek was from.
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Bela Lugosi's dead anyway according to the music this site is playing now
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Huh? I didn't even know he was sick.
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Dis you just compare my man Lugosi to Biden? Frick you
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Bro that's 2 presidents you're conjuring the super glowies
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What, they're both ancient and with one foot in the grave already
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And lets be honest, trump is a milkshake away from losing his other foot to the 'beetus
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Yes, at some point he'll slip and we'll get one heck of a drama
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Daddy dying from a slip under the shower would bring incredible amounts of drama
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I get PTO when a former (or current!) president dies so...
yeah hope they drop dead sometime in like february, I always find I could use extra days off around then
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Why?
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Peformance bonus for a job well done
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Perk.
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You say perk, I say perverse incentive
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Maybe with in days and we can have a joint funeral
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I hope Trump lives for another 20 years and loses the next 5 elections. It's what Republicans deserve if they can't shake off the addiction.
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Every Republican candidate having to kiss the ring will be funny
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To stop Trump from ending Democracy they realized they must end it first! To protect it, you see!
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They are ignoring it now. One day after Trump has the biggest election win in American history suddenly they will all have known he was going to win and hated Kamala, etc etc. they will be mad all the way up to the next candidate, then they will step back into line.
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Political party's aren't a part of the legal system, they're just an abstraction that is built on top of it. It doesn't matter if they follow their own conventions
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Biden is in office?
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He sometimes accidentally stumbles into the White House
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The rug is also in the office, but doesn't do much in it.
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It soaks up presidential Pisa probably
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WE ARENT A CULT OK NOW VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO OR YOU ARE LITERALLY A NAZI TRYING TO DESTROY THE COUNTRY AND KILL EVERYONE
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Someone will definitely accuse him of killing Trump tho
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Hello, my name is Mr.... Pmurt. And I'm running for President!
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No matter who follows daddy will be accused of killing him, except maybe if its Barron.
I think the GOP might just straight up collapse from infighting when daddy croaks it.
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Obama needs omeone dumber than him like biden
Biden needs someone dunber than him like kamala
Kamala needs someone dumber than her like walz
Its pretty obvious they have been picking their candidate since the clinton era with obama even putting the next candidates in his cabinet
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Walz and Grug for president
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Walz is probably the best candidate. He called someone a dipshit live on air. He hates football
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LOL I forgot about Fetterman. He is incredibly based and I wish he was running
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Walz is definitely not dumber than kamala. Unless he is a communist
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Dude cant even load a shotgun
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Now I almost want Kamala to win, just to have Walz as VP, and one day Kamala is very ill or she breaks her neck falling down the steps of Airforce One and suddenly it's Minnesota Tim as the president of the United States.
Oh man, the running around like headless chickens would be fantastic!
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I would love him to commentate on football games
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Lol he thinks trump is going to ever die
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No one is more skilled at making their enemies look fun then Dems
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Reminds me of China's propaganda where they are all cute little bunnies and the US are chad eagles carpet bombing them
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He would ironically be a more competent ruler than the emperor of mankind.
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Fair, I forgot reptilians just shed their skin to remain young
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Real neighbors don't die
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Truly a great party to have completely disposable leaders nobody cares about.
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Time is a flat circle. We've practically already been here before with Reagan, albeit to a lesser degree than Trump.
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No Minnesota Marseys besides,
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I used the new minnesota flag in the title!
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How can you forget
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Current hyperfixation:
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I like how they still cant stop themselves from doing their stupid fricking redditisms.
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This is important to lefties because this is mostly how they formed their opinions - from someone else.
That is why they are so mad at musky. He took over Twitter and ended the false consensus. Before he took over, it seemed like the whole world agreed with collectivist ideology.
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No you see NOW (and only now and totally not before) twitter is a propaganda arm..... THAT DISAGREEES WITH ME
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Wasn't thirdie/non-burger parts of Twitter (which are already Americanized anyway
) already pretty caustic towards mainstream Twitter before Musk bought it? I mean they're leftoids or Islamists mostly rather than rightoids but still
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Frick if I know, I've never used the shit. All I know is you didn't see rightoid hot takes until musk vacuumed out all of the blue haired parasites from twit corporate.
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Musk is the greatest champion of free speech in the modern era and redditards can't handle it.
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Oh, could he put them back?
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"You don't want to be locked in your house and laid off for no reason? FRICK YOU!!!!!!"
This might actually be the most pathetic group of redditors i've ever seen
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This is literally every state and city sub. If you went on /r/Texas as a non-American you would think Kamala will win the state 90-10
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If journos refuse to endorse Kamkam maybe she isn't so bad
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It will be hilarious after Trumps second term, watching the next republicans crash and burn hard. Trump is literally the only one who can act like this and not be eaten alive.
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Snapshots:
https://old.reddit.com/r/minnesota/comments/1geci37/the_star_tribune_chose_not_to_endorse_a_candidate/:
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I'm conflicted because I agree with the decision and the rationale, and while they posture it as a principled decision I just know that they'll be rushing to be the first to endorse the next Obama-tier starlet
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Homophones, b-word.
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it must be a pretty sad life moment when a libshit first realizes that their "Defenders of Democracy" are not, in fact, the heckin' wholesome Avengerinos
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