Noted air conditioner thief, unironic brony, former r/Drama mod, reformed libertarian and future CEO of google u/Darqwolff is back after around 3 years of inactivity.
https://old.reddit.com/user/PlsDontNuke u/PlsDontNuke is Darqwolff, writing style and post history matches with Darqwolff.
Comment where he confirms that he is Darq
https://camas.github.io/reddit-search/#{%22author%22:%22Plsdontnuke%22,%22resultSize%22:100,%22query%22:%22Darqwolff%22}
WHO?
It should be noted that I've upmarseyd every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know. That said. In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area. An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test. My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it. I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan). I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is. Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories. It seems to me that, given my skill set and interests, the best way for me to do this is by entrepreneuring or perhaps just business-managing in the tech industry. So, as a huge fan of Google, I decided about six months ago that being the CEO of Google is my primary objective in life; I'm smart enough to have a pretty good chance at pulling it off, and there's much less competition to become the CEO of Google than there is to grow your own start-up into a multi-billion-dollar corporation. Everybody wants to start their own company; not many want to take over an existing favorite. Plus, if I fail to become the CEO of Google or decide I don't want to be, I could always try for one of the many other companies I like, or I could still decide to start my own company after all.... [This goes on for like 3000 more words]
He might be the most documented person on the internet, second only to CWC herself. He first rose to fame in 2012 when at 15 he posted his now infamous copypasta on r/gaming. Over the years he gained notoriety in the reddit metasphere for his long, deranged comments and outbursts, his often wacky and misplaced ideas about nearly everything, his ability to enter into arguments that would often last for days, his belief that he was smarter than everyone else, and his libertarianism (the cheese pizza kind, although he was also a tax is theft kind of guy). He'd argue in law and science related subs on a daily basis, entirely convinced that he was right and everyone else was wrong. His story has been extensively documented on r/SubredditDrama, r/Iamverysmart, and of course r/Drama. In fact, he was made a Drama mod in recognition of his productivity as a lolcow.
https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/6o9kfa/announcement_required_reading_following_the/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8g2gkp/darqwolff_blesses_us_with_a_new_pasta_and_its/
https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/b0w07d/darqwolff_goes_1v1_against_rdrama_about_if/
https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/8769eu/darqwolff_of_iq_fame_is_back_but_instead_of/
https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/search?q=darqwolff
https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/search?q=Darq&restrict_sr=on&include_over_18=on
There was also a point where he became a Qultist, another time when he threatened a shooting spree if Andrew Yang didn't deliver on his UBI promise, a time when he claimed to have invented an alternative to the internal combustion engine, and this is merely the stuff I recall. He did all of this on a nearly daily basis.
WHAT HAPPENED?
Around 3 years ago, he had a couple of run-ins with the law I can't remember exactly, but apparently he stole a car, smoked weed and smashed his step-father's air-conditioner. Something like that. Anyway so all his alts got y'alled and we lost our most dramatic member. Until June 2021, when u/Doc_Optiplex discovered a review posted by Darq on his google maps account.
https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/nv8cql/darqwolff_is_back_he_appears_to_be_currently/
From there I discovered his twitter account and youtube channel, and actively kept an eye on his activity.
Recently while browsing WSB, I saw a comment with WORDS WORDS WORDS from plsdontnuke, and it just reminded me of him. I knew from his twitter that he was following crypto and WSB(he posted about the Gamestop thing). So I looked his acc. up on camas, and yup it was him. (*^β½^*)
What would you guys suggest? Should we invite him here?
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Seriously, none of you r-slurs better frick this up.
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sure but the p-do shits gotta go
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I was excited for the news of his return until I read this and remembered he is a devout libertarian
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Anti p-do performativity is getting stale π΄ Either doxx pedos or be funny.
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Darqwolf is already doxed, sweaty
![:marseynails: :marseynails:](/e/marseynails.webp)
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With all the "ironic" p-do apologists we had here recently, it almost feels like Darqwolff is already among us![:marseysus: :marseysus:](/e/marseysus.webp)
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Frick yeah, get Darq in here. Let him pick fights with pizza, it'll be great.
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It will be his repentance for ducking u/then forever
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I'll believe it when I see it.
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zoz
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I feel like I completely missed the boat on this guy
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QRD: Guy who thought he was some kind of super genius, wanted to be a billionaire CEO, would post his crazy ideas all over reddit, people would mock him, he'd argue back until the other side gave up, got involved in irl drama, was arrested, absent for like 3 years, now he's back and posting things like this
https://old.reddit.com/r/guns/comments/r505p5/i_had_a_gun_in_a_dream_that_i_could_swear_was_a/
https://old.reddit.com/r/preppers/comments/rjeoon/what_are_you_preparing_to_do/
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I'm actually a newstrag about darq's lore so I read through your links. My impression is that he's a crazy libertarian gun nut who's a doomer about climate change. He also seems to be prepping for some delusional doomsday scenario in which he plans to survive alone. He apparently fell in love with a girl he met online and travelled a long distance to meet her. Oh, and he also likes to wordswords post and argue with people endlessly.
Does
have a long-lost twin brother or something?
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That's pretty accurate, I'd say he doesn't post about politics as much as pizza, but apart from that they're similarly obsessed with dunking on their opponents by arguing until the other guy gives up.
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He was once a patron saint of r/drama. His return is truly a Christmas miracle
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I unironically side with the AC vandalism, and Iβm convinced that anyone against it is just baiting
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You a real one
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The people complaining about him joining if he's a p-do are wrong. The whole point is that you can be as mean and abusive as possible towards him, and it's all morally justified because he wants to frick kids.
Good job!
That's just a public service
Congrats you're doing the right thing
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I'm too much of a newstrag to understand this
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Read through the links, the darqwolff saga is an essential part of rdrama culture.![:marseyfatherjoseph: :marseyfatherjoseph:](/e/marseyfatherjoseph.webp)
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least fragile rdrama mod u/snallygaster![:marseyjanny2: :marseyjanny2:](/e/marseyjanny2.webp)
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Did none of you cute twinks actually migrate here from r/drama? Where the frick did all my homies go?
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I will literally never cope with the loss of momruepari and sarah.
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I'm still mourning for the loss of projectmayhem
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I'm an OG dramneurodivergent. Everyone keeps saying Darq is an adult ex-con, but in my head he's like 14 because I can't believe it's almost 2022.
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Why did I think darqwoff was the dude who was calling everybody nigver on r/uncensorednews and was also a dramatard.
Who am I thinking of?
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I can't recall, probably not darq.
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Doesn't sound like me
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What is CWC
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Christine weston chandler A. K. A. Chris chan
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Chris chan is hardly the most famous person on reddit
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ChristianChristine Weston ChandlerJump in the discussion.
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We sure heβs not already here as β knownbyanyothernameβ ? He was defending pβ¬dos pretty hard in the hornyteens thread
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In that link about Darq's announcement as the new r/drama mod, the stickied comment says that
@HodorTheDoorHolder was the top mod. I always thought that was AnnArchist's position. Are they the same person? ![:marseyohno: :marseyohno:](/e/marseyohno.webp)
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Ann was an absentee landlord, so basically he didn't do shit on the subreddit except once every six months he'd wake up from his boozy stupor and sperg out about some rightoid thing and overturn the hardworking jannies' mopping.
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Stop asking questions![:marseyglow: :marseyglow:](/e/marseyglow.webp)
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Hodor is Ann's Dom top.
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That was the guy with the massive bird flair on the sub right
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No, he had the "certified internet trainwreck" flair
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Or was it it that kararaven?
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You're right
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NGL I didn't read most of this, but I remember somebody dug up old Darqie's Google Places account where he was reviewing, like strip clubs in central Florida or something. Funny shit. Anyone have that link handy?
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Also can you add me to the country club, as a reward for discovering his account![:marseyinshallah: :marseyinshallah:](/e/marseyinshallah.webp)
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You're in! I didn't realize you could make a countryclub thread without being in countryclub.
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This one? https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/nv8cql/darqwolff_is_back_he_appears_to_be_currently/
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He's not really our type of person. What if he got accidentally let into Country Club? We can LOL at him from a distance.
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are you kidding me? He's exactly our type of person. Certified lolcow and literal r/drama mod.
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THIS IS MORE NEURODIVERGENT THAN TRANS LIVES MATTER.
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We call upon Reddit to take action against the rampant Coronavirus misinformation on their website. Everyone on this planet has been affected by the SARS-Cov-2/Coronavirus/Covid-19 pandemic. You may have been in lockdown, you may have been forced to work under some form of duress, you may have lost a loved one to the disease, you may be left with long term side effects of the illness, you may have found that regular food, housing, and/or medical care is less attainable or more expensive now.
We could have been better off months ago, but disinformation and lies have been allowed to spread readily through inaction and malice, and have dragged this on at the cost of lives. There are those who deny that the pandemic even exists, there are those who think that wearing a mask will literally suffocate you, there are those who think it's no worse than a regular flu virus, that it's a bioweapon, and everything in between. This volume of blatant misinformation is problematic and dangerous.
It is clear that even after promising to tackle the problem of misinformation on this site, nothing of substance has been done aside from quarantining a medium sized subreddit, which barely reduces traffic and does little to stop misinformation.
The disinformation and false information is manifold. There is no area of recognised safety procedures when it comes to battling the spread of a dangerous virus that is not under attack here. All empirically proven measures which can help save lives are under attack. Masks work1 , but not according to the propaganda. **The vaccine is safe,**2 it is not untested, and it is not experimental technology or DNA manipulation, but people getting their information from these propaganda subreddits are told the opposite. Social distancing is valuable3 , but people are being persuaded to not even do that. Cynical plays on emotion are made. Trying to keep children safe is painted as "child abuse". Lies are repeated so frequently that misinformed people begin to believe them wholeheartedly, trusting that they can't be incorrect because they're surrounded by people who believe it also.
There needs to be a more active involvement in preventing the spread of the disinformation that is keeping us within a pandemic that at this point is entirely manageable. The main problem with a concerted disinformation campaign is that such a message attains an air of legitimacy through sheer volume of repetition. This is dangerous when it comes to unsafe medical advice such as promoting the ingestion or injection of cattle dewormers, a known side effect of which is sudden death4 , or such as trying to convince people that a tested, FDA approved vaccine will cause death. There is a good chance that the disinformation that reddit is currently inundated with will necessitate people a stay at the toxicology department in the hospital or even cost them their lives. There can be no room for leniency when people are dying as a result of misinformation on this platform. Reddit as a global platform needs to take responsibility here.
We are calling on the admins to take ownership of their website, and remove dangerous medical disinformation that is endangering lives and contributing to the existence of this ongoing pandemic.
Subreddits which exist solely to spread medical disinformation and undermine efforts to combat the global pandemic should be banned.
Snapshots:
https://old.reddit.com/user/PlsDontNuke:
https://camas.github.io/reddit-search/#:
now infamous copypasta:
https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/search?q=darqwolff:
https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/search?q=Darq&restrict_sr=on&include_over_18=on:
run-ins with the law:
https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/nv8cql/darqwolff_is_back_he_appears_to_be_currently/:
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Prepping for the 2036 Presidential debates
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