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:redlight: New feature concept: rdrama marriages :husbandjak: :marseybattered:

!metashit !badgemaxxers

Can't find your other half IRL? Find them on rdrama.net AND advertise it to everyone else! Marry your bro, marry your hoe, marry your bros AND your hoes! Marry everyone! Sky's the limit!

It's fun, it's hip, all the kids are doing it.

DO the needful and discuss here :marseyexcited:

cc: @Turkeyvann @IRREDEEMABLE-CHUD


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>inb4 @sneedman can't get a spouse here either :mar!seyxd:

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Everyday, i hope he ropes

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17323900636289892.webp !oldstrags !g*mers that was 12 years ago! :marseyboomer:

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$99 to broadcast BIPOC BIPOC BIPOC to every single active player in the game. Worth

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Ah the memories

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17324040370908508.webp peak gaming :marseyboomer:

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:#marseywould:

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Me and Shreddy have been married for years now!

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Make it official with the rdrama.net marriage feature!


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@Shreddedmanlet

When is your anniversary?

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This is so straggy it's guaranteed to be accepted as a feature

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Exactly! :marseyjam:


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It'll be great until Aevann pushes a trannified version to everyone's inbox


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nothing about this will be great. there will be endless larping and r-slurred metaslop. rdrama has fallen, billions must whine

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Okay doomer :marseydoomer:


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me on the left

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Me on the right but it's a swastika tattoo

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This needs to be /r/twinflames, not married - and you can post from each other's accounts.

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:#marseydarkxd:

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:#marseydisgust:

excuse that nasty hair


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:#marseyconfused2:

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aevann bring back the account swap glitch

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Remember when he made it so you could add any user to dms.

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@Holly_Jolly_Kong spammed me hard :marseyannoyed:

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@Holly_Jolly_Kong that's rude, you shouldn't spam peoplee if they're not asking for it.

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True

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who wants to be my rdrama wife :marseyshy4:

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You're going to be my boywife

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You get a male alcoholic, take it or leave it

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>Women over 40 be like

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:marseymegaphone: @Maximus in a dress :marseymegaphone:

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why do i have to be the bottom :marseyllama3: :marseysulk:

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:#marseyboink:

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rDrama's most eligible bachelor

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This is interesting and here's why:

I just spent more time thinking of advantageous and strategic rdrama.net marriages than I did my actual marriage when I married a daughter of a rentoid because she was slim and flexible.

No fat inheritance coming out way from that side FFS.

I don't know who I'd marry from rdrama.net. My favourites are banned.

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i would marry someone rich and spend all their coins on gambling and hats

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@The10thMan :marseyflirt#:

Also, notice how a literal lurker just became the most coveted moid on rDrama. That's how real life works, incels :marseynails:

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:marseyflirt: @The10thMan I can send you your favorite cat/ kitten pics regularly bb

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:marseysociety2: "not all women are gold digging whores," they say.

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I don't want the money. I want the mysterious partner in crime to send 2 am pics to

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:marseyeyeroll: and you specifically need 10thman for that why?

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SO THAT NO ONE ELSE GETS HIM

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Women b shallow n shit !incels

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I haven't transitioned YET.

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You were my main candidate to propose to but this has given me second thoughts. Gold digger.

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I saw a webcomic about this situation

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You guys were serious about the gay dating website thing?


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I prefer the idea of arranged marriages.

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That would be a fun 30-day award to buy! The waifu-theft award!

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No posts/comments for 6 months? Well, guess death did us part, and I get a better and living femboy wife.

@Turkeyvann pleeeeeease give us wives

Also if I edit you in as a ping, does it still ping?

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@Turkeyvann pleeeeeease give us wives

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Easy peasy

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You weren't? :marseyhmmm:

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SUGGESTION: triple the dramacoin multiplier for gay marriages :#chad: !gaystapo

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@FearOfMatrimonee :soycry:

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@FearOfAlimonee :soycry:

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!metashit rdrama takes one step closer to becoming a full fledged degenerate MMORPG.

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:marseybegging: best possible ending

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Not until FroCho comes back. She's my twin flame.

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:#marseycringe2:

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can I claim ownership of other users and sell them off for marriage :marseytaliban:

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That will come with the Religion feature in 2026

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Bussy stock options 2028

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Forced arranged marriages, via some kind of high-dollar "landed gentry"/patriarchy award could be a funny interaction combo

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so where is the proof that jimie is female?

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The way that she's always posting chuddy things and the way that she's a coder and the way that she's not like the other girls and uhhhh frick she's a man isn't she?

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:@averageben10enjoyerpat: I know it's hard to tell in Britain.

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It's a good thing I've spent years sucking up to every !biofoids here! Finally, this is my payday!!! :#marseyletsgo:

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if this is what sucking up looks like for you I shudder to think how you be around neighbors you don't like

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Excuse me, but I was trying to be impertinent by pestering you too much. I've read enough Saki to know how to act like a proper gentleman. :marseyunamused:

Especially his story about Tobermory the cat which I'm sure @Rad_juju would like. It would be a shame if you two got into a catfight over me about it. :marseysmug2:

(Seriously tho it's a fricking hilarious quick short story about a cat who learns to speak. Half of my humor is trying to emulate Saki.)

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@Redactor0 is a sweetie, an exemplary HVM, and a hero to me personally. Leave us be :marseyindignantwoman:

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:marseypikachu2: :marseybow:

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I think this is at least worth an engagement.

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Oh my :marseyadmire: :marseygiggle: :marseybow: :marseyxd: I'll see how Mister Man feels about me branching out when he's home from work tonight lmao

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That is one of the most regal cats I have ever seen.

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Thank you for visiting my thread, Pizza. I am honored. :marseykneel:


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As if we don't have enough simping on this website already :marseyeyeroll:

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MARRY UR BROS

READ READ READ


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It is my biggest dream that heterosexuality was abolished, but the reality is that a big chunk of our userbase will try to marry one of the alleged biofoids.

Simps do will everything for a virtual crumb of kitty. They will pretend they're doing it ironically, but we know the truth :marseyunamused:

Every time a new alleged biofoid appears, she's showered with attention.

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Simple; con her into a marriage, let her reap the benefits of getting many dramacoin, then take her to divorce court and sue for every last bit of currency.

Win win!


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who all know who the most desperate user will be :marseyshapiro:

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What women don't love a bukkakee

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