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Chris-chan is becoming a father :marseypreg:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/flutter-egg-cabbage-patch-meryl-food-lion-lady.180104/page-111#post-19926006

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What's your excuse, incels?

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:#siren::#bluelight::#marseyhappening::#siren::#bluelight: !metashit !r-slurs !ranchers !dramatards !chads

KIWI:marseytrain2:S LOST

DRAMA:marseytrain2:S LOST

ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATIJEWISH CHADS LOST

4-CENT_GARBAGE LOST

REDDI:marseytrain2:S LOST

TROLLS LOST

WEENS LOST

JERKOPS LOST

MANAJERKS LOST

PVCC LOST

MARY LEE WALSH LOST

MEGAN SCHROEDER LOST

MICHAEL SNYDER LOST

ADAM STACKHOUSE LOST

THE ABUSIVE BABYSITTER LOST

JACOB SOCKNESS LOST

ANTHONY LOGATTO LOST

CLYDE CASH LOST

LIQUID CHRIS LOST

JESUS CHRISTINE WESTON CHANDLER SONICHU WON

SONICHU WON

THE ANCHUENT PROPHECY WON

THE CHANDLER BLOODLINE WON

TOTAL CWC SONICHU VICTORY

:!#marseykneel: https://i.rdrama.net/images/16938678456350057.webp :#chrischad: :#marseykneel:

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Trans-creepmaxxing really does work, holy shit

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Or simply fling enough shit at a wall, and eventually something will stick?

Don't give up hope, kids!

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:#marseyretardchad:

"Wym give up? That's not something you can do. Sonichu wouldn't let me"

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@Turkeyvann pin this post and pin this comment. This is the most relevant event in Christory if true. THE LOVE QUEST IS OVER!!! AND CHRIS WON!!!!!

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MICHAEL SNYDER LOST :marseymerchantgenocide#:

ADAM STACKHOUSE LOST :marseyparappagenocide#:

MAGI-CHAN LOST :#marseymewtwo2genocide:

THE ABUSIVE BABYSITTER LOST :#marseydarkfoidretardgenocide:

JACOB SOCKNESS LOST :#marseyautismchonkergenocide:

ANTHONY LOGATTO LOST :#marseyweebgenocide:

THE IDEA GUYS WILL WIN (new victim)

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:#marseydespair:

Chris Chan has officially reproduced.

Something that at least half of the people stalking him will never do.

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>tries finding girlfriend for 40 years

>fails

>r*pe your mother and go to jail

>immediately find a woman who wants your seed

:#marseymanysuchcases: :#marseyfoidretard:

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:#marseynotes:

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He actually had one woman genuinely pursuing him right before the elder r*pe came out. He still preferred his elderly mother though.

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>She began contact with Chris via text sometime after discovering his phone number on Reddit

Man, Reddit used to be awesome.

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You're not a real incel if you haven't felonymaxxed. Take the penalpill.

:#marseymugshot:

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Take the Hybristophilia pill

Chuds, for all your sneed about the 13%, you know what you must do

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So we all just need to r*pe Barb?

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>at least half

Two thirds, and that's being kind.

!metashit Chris Chan is more biological successful than most dramatards.

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And more financially too, those medallions sell a lot


:marseylgbtflag5: :marseywholesometrans: anything is better than nothing :transheart: :marseytranspearlclutch:

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Does it really count as "biologically successful" if his biology is going to lead to the child being born r-slurred


We need trans hedgehogs! Trans hedgehogs belong here! We love trans hedgehogs!

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kid is either going to be born with 86 chromosomes... or zero

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The girl is like 4' and look like she is 9

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Still, it's propagating itself throughout the human genome, so yes.

After 1000 years he will be like Constantine and almost all Americans will be descended from him

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Dramatards, please do not reproduce. Thank you.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1741003488tqIRWtbEmPwOBQ.webp

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I will get @Guzzy pregnant though

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:marseyhomofascist:

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Too late

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!incels mass suicide when?

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:#marseyakbar:

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I kneeled so hard I now need surgery

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@FearOfKnees :soycry:

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With what? A fungus?

:marseydesu:

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I hope to god that this is an imaginary dimensional merge child and not an actual person being brought into life by Chris Chan :marseydespa#ir:


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Maybe I'm r-slurred but did he actually imply that there's a real irl pregnancy at this very moment? If not then there's still hope

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I think people are reading the most dramatic possibility into this out of context. Chris could absolutely be just rambling about his newest neurodivergent art project or something. I'll be more convinced when the local Virginia stalkers see Flutter showing a baby bump.


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Even if there is a pregnancy, this early on there's a really high chance that it won't be viable, especially given who the father is. Praying 4 a good outcome :marseypraying:

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this event will single handedly drive !catholics and !christians into being pro-abortion

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Discuss on /h/dioceseofrdrama

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I think !r-slurs can be fertile

https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamapediatrics/article-abstract/514945

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17324976065018597.webp

This paper says they have 2.8 children per r-slurred

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Early miscarriage rates are something like 1/3rd of known pregnancies in general and CWC's sperm has to be of extremely low quality and full of broken genetic material given how much he's messed with his hormones and mutilated his undercarriage. At least that's the hope

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Agreed the odds are hmmm. Welcome backish and how's your little dramanaut doing btw

I've missed you very gay much :soycry:

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>Welcome backish and how's your little dramanaut doing btw

I unironically do have a snallygaster jr now, that's one of the reasons I've been gone. The idea that he could be in the same age cohort as a CWC spawn is pretty entertaining

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:marseyxd:

Given your dedication to the art of nuance though, I have great faith he's gonna do well no matter what direction he chooses

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Bring him here already

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:marseycope:

Christine is going to make a wonderful mother.

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At least that's the hope

Why would you deny him a fricking legacy, b-word? :marseyaborted:

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Yeah, they say not to announce it until the 2nd trimester for a reason.


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The antichrist is going to be born.

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people are reading the most dramatic possibility into this out of context

and this is a good thing

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Bro we still dont even know what her face looks like. Ain't no way we're getting a pregnancy pic. A girl can dream though

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this unfortunately is absolutely the case

we can only dream

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Kid is gonna get r*ped unironically.


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156480765435808.webp

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!edgelords

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17325595736192567.webp

Lmao why even be an chud? What are you even fighting for when you're more of a reject than ChrisChan?

:#doit:

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Begin :marseytrain2:maxxing immediately

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What will Sonichu-Two be named?

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Probably Crystal according to Sonichu lore. !ranchers

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17324815185811489.webp

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Sonitwo!

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This kid is going to be so effed up :marseyaware:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17324781337433634.webp

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:marseycwc: will reproduce before :marseynull:

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now we need null to be less of a cute twink and have a kid, then marry chris and his kid together

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>we need Null to be less of a cute twink and have a kid, then marry Chris and his kid together

https://preview.redd.it/comenzar%C3%A9-a-juntar-cart%C3%B3n-para-que-la-ganancia-se-v0-ei6t7faj91bb1.png?width=1534&format=png&auto=webp&s=5efaf25b91bf6f8b64a4d197c87c0ed011d3a25e

The grandchild of Null and CWC would be the harbringer of the tardpocalypse and would destroy the entire internet !r-slurs !ranchers !accelerationists

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The dimensional merging of all the lowercase 'i' Internets back into one giant Internet

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Chris chan has had s*x (presumably consensually) :marseyshook:

!incels what's your excuse? :marseysmughips:

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Sneedman AND Chris Chan confirmed s*x havers on the same week

!incels in absolute shambles rn

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s*x

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Dark triadmaxxing works. Don't know what else to say.

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I get fire but how does animal cruelty and bed wetting pull chicks

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What if he impregnated barb?

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big if true

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i saw a pic of his gf and she isnt that bad looking either, definitely a :marseywould:

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BIPOC she looks like a child.

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pics?

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17324775530475128.webp

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17325130820593765.webp

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TOTAL BOB VICTORY.

For all his suffering he shall have a grandchild while your parents shall not.

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Is he also going to be his own half brother but go off

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Why are people taking chris at his word? He's the mental illness king, this kid is probably a new entry in the sonichuverse :marseysonichu:

Or at least I hope it is :marseycope:

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Hopefully it's not a girl... Though knowing him, that might not even matter.

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Maybe this will be good, he will have some motivation to stop being a fricked-up.

Or maybe he will eat the baby and sentenced to death.

Either way, at least it will be dramatic.

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Realistically? The baby's gonna get taken away by CPS at the first possible opportunity.

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If it doesn't die of negligence first.

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*mother

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Jesus christ that poor child

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Because Chrischan never made up stories, ever.

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It's truly over for us all

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:#chudconcerned: :#soyconcerned: :#chudconcerned: :#soyconcerned: :!#marseynobooba: :!#marseynobooba: :#marseynobooba: :#marseycwc: :#marseycwc: :#marseycwc: Oh my not Chris Chan

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I am the biggest opponent of eugenics in history, because I'm neurodivergent, and about a hundred or so years ago some top minds wanted to eugenics people like me out of the gene pool. So don't you dare accuse me of any bs when I point some things I have a huge problem with

Snapshots:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/flutter-egg-cabbage-patch-meryl-food-lion-lady.180104/page-111#post-19926006:

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Didn't he cut off his peepee or am I thinking of a different horrorcow?


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He cut his taint, attempting to make a "china".

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This feels like a sign from the heavens that the worst is yet to come.

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I would say that this proves all incels are volcels but she probably just has an extremely weird fetish

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Also he doesn't make misogynist posts on the internet which is why every single incel cannot get laid

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