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Chris-chan is becoming a father :marseypreg:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/flutter-egg-cabbage-patch-meryl-food-lion-lady.180104/page-111#post-19926006

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What's your excuse, incels?

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I hope to god that this is an imaginary dimensional merge child and not an actual person being brought into life by Chris Chan :marseydespa#ir:


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Maybe I'm r-slurred but did he actually imply that there's a real irl pregnancy at this very moment? If not then there's still hope

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I think people are reading the most dramatic possibility into this out of context. Chris could absolutely be just rambling about his newest neurodivergent art project or something. I'll be more convinced when the local Virginia stalkers see Flutter showing a baby bump.


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Bro we still dont even know what her face looks like. Ain't no way we're getting a pregnancy pic. A girl can dream though

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Even if there is a pregnancy, this early on there's a really high chance that it won't be viable, especially given who the father is. Praying 4 a good outcome :marseypraying:

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this event will single handedly drive !catholics and !christians into being pro-abortion

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Discuss on /h/dioceseofrdrama

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I think !r-slurs can be fertile

https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamapediatrics/article-abstract/514945

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This paper says they have 2.8 children per r-slurred

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Early miscarriage rates are something like 1/3rd of known pregnancies in general and CWC's sperm has to be of extremely low quality and full of broken genetic material given how much he's messed with his hormones and mutilated his undercarriage. At least that's the hope

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Agreed the odds are hmmm. Welcome backish and how's your little dramanaut doing btw

I've missed you very gay much :soycry:

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>Welcome backish and how's your little dramanaut doing btw

I unironically do have a snallygaster jr now, that's one of the reasons I've been gone. The idea that he could be in the same age cohort as a CWC spawn is pretty entertaining

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Given your dedication to the art of nuance though, I have great faith he's gonna do well no matter what direction he chooses

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Bring him here already

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Christine is going to make a wonderful mother.

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At least that's the hope

Why would you deny him a fricking legacy, b-word? :marseyaborted:

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Yeah, they say not to announce it until the 2nd trimester for a reason.


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The antichrist is going to be born.

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people are reading the most dramatic possibility into this out of context

and this is a good thing

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this unfortunately is absolutely the case

we can only dream

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Kid is gonna get r*ped unironically.


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