: Y'waw cowuldn't beahve, nyo pewsident fowr u!
Owny the pweisdentiwl elecitons are affetced... fowr noyw.
Bwtoh the upwcoming vtoe ssesion and the awleady ofwficiawwy accepetd pewvious oyne gowt erased! W'eww hvae two satrt fowm scwacth two re-organyize and re-vote ewreything. We dwno't kynow if any candidtaes wwiw reumv yet 
Oh, and sicne we wree two dyas aawy fowm the lsat elcetions diaswpora alweday staretd two vtoe. Noybwody twolwd tehm the nywes yet swo tehy are sitww votnig currentwy 
But, snice I pwoimsed two wiwte awbout aww the juciy cownspiracy theoreis, I hvae aynother onye! A buregr playne lfet Mruica yestedray fowm Fwordia and lanedd in Womaniya lkie a a cwuopwal of hwuors awgo. It filed fowr 9 howurs stwagiht wihtwout swtopping anyhwere. Jsut as sowon as it gowt hree we cacneled ewreything, cwoincidence!? 
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So this virgin named Mary was visited by an angel one day and he said she'd give birth to the son of God, which is pretty wild right? But she accepts like it's no big deal. She's engaged to this guy named Joseph at the time. Then they go traveling to Bethlehem while she could pop any day 'cause of some census thing. No room at the inn when it's go time, so she ends up in a barn having this holy baby. Some shepherds see angels and go check out the kid in the manger. Next some magi roll in sometime later with weird gifts for the baby they followed a star to. Then king Herod freaks out trying to kill the child so Mary and Joseph have to skip town and hide out for a bit before coming back to raise Jesus up. And that's how it happened! Angels and stars just popping up announcing this miracle birth like it's any normal day. Crazy stuff man.
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