Dan Crenshaw is drunk rage tweeting about his pay raise

https://x.com/DanCrenshawTX/status/1869574803667181797

"What the frick did you just say about me, you little b-word..."


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Why is he cosplaying with his eye patch instead of getting a glass eye like a normal person? :marseythinkorino:

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If I lost an eye I would rather patchmaxx tbh. Glass eyes are spooky in a bad way.


:#marseydisintegrate: :!#marseyflamewar::space::!marseyagree:

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ยฟpor que no los dos?

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How do you know it's no los dos?

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It's way cooler. :marseypirate:

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https://media.tenor.com/3t_DdMd5vYwAAAAx/metal-gear.webp

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Glass eye = disabled

Eye patch = grizzled warrior

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Piratechads stay winning

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He hides snacks in the empty socket :marseygrapes:

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Now i want an empty eye socket :marseychonker2:

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instead of getting a glass eye like a nyormwl perswon?

U shwould keep yourself safe fwor that opinyion.

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DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE

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POV you are inside dans head as he looks into a mirror

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Do you not yearn to live a life on the seven seas?

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