Dan Crenshaw is drunk rage tweeting about his pay raise

https://x.com/DanCrenshawTX/status/1869574803667181797

"What the frick did you just say about me, you little b-word..."


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Musk and the :brainletmaga: are so rarted whining about corruption in one tweet and then saying Congress people should never get any money in the next.

Guess what kind of person wants to take a job with no money and lots of power?

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:mars#eyjanny:

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>lots of power

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Sadly the jannietype is the good outcome here. A congresscritter who just gets off on status and petty showboating in hearings is annoying, but better than the ones who are actively selling out the public, which is more likely.

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Congressmen should be given a big payrise, but it should be illegal for them, their relatives, or associated entities to trade stock of any kind.

Also, after leaving office, they're not allowed to work in the private sector for a minimum of 1/3 of the years they were in office.

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Do congressppl even make above average money off of stocks? I thought the Pelosi thing was just a meme :marseythinkorino:

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Uh yeah they write laws that directly affect stock price and they can buy up companies prior to annoucing subsidies

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literally 0 evidence of this

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what? insider trading is explicitly legal for US politicians. they passed a law for that.

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surely there would be evidence

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evidence that politicians get insider knowledge all the time? evidence that they trade on that knowledge?

since it's legal for them, there's no investigation, so if you're hoping for court records proving it: :marseyrofl:

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insider trading is explicitly legal for US politicians.

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Nancy Pelosi's husband's trades outperform Warren Buffett's

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surely you are going to present evidence

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bro im not going to click that link.

just give it to us in words

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Nancy pelosis and mitt romneys stocks suggest otherwise

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surely you will present evidence

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They do? :marseyconfused:

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:marseyshrug: Better to be safe than sorry.

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A study from 2012-2022 said essentially no: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0047272722000044

Unusual whales claimed yes (for the average, although not everyone) for 2023: https://unusualwhales.com/politics/article/congress-trading-report-2023#pelosi-trading-again

Unusual whales tweets seem kinda r-slurred, so I don't know how much I trust them. But at any rate, doesn't seem like it's some incredible moneymaker for congressppl, compared to just using the S&P 500.

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I don't know whether to be disappointed I didn't fall for it or be proud I didn't fall for it.

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:#marseyhmmhips:

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:#gigabiden:

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issue with parliament system in uk. mostly richies because they are only ones who can afford to get paid nothing.

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I mean, you literally have a House of Lords... not to mention a king.

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Are you r-slurred?

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:#marseyretardchad:

YES

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:#marseyclapping:

JimJim finally admits it! :marseyagree:

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zoz

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zle

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Why is he cosplaying with his eye patch instead of getting a glass eye like a normal person? :marseythinkorino:

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If I lost an eye I would rather patchmaxx tbh. Glass eyes are spooky in a bad way.


:#marseydisintegrate: :!#marseyflamewar::space::!marseyagree:

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¿por que no los dos?

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How do you know it's no los dos?

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It's way cooler. :marseypirate:

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Glass eye = disabled

Eye patch = grizzled warrior

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Piratechads stay winning

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He hides snacks in the empty socket :marseygrapes:

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Now i want an empty eye socket :marseychonker2:

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instead of getting a glass eye like a nyormwl perswon?

U shwould keep yourself safe fwor that opinyion.

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DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE

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POV you are inside dans head as he looks into a mirror

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Do you not yearn to live a life on the seven seas?

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I mean, that other guy with the eyepathch just invented his own currency and insisted everyone who used his mercenary group paid him in it. I think he also used to find rough diamonds in boxes sometimes. Also he cut down on recruiting fees by kidnapping Soviet soldiers and keeping them locked up in an off-shore rig until they broke and volunteered to join. All good financial strategies.

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Props to the man for helping fund an African hamburger chain.

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Supporting Indigenous Businesspeople of Color, fam.

That's a deep cut btw: you really need dedication to get the achievement for listening to all the cassette tapes. Frick me, there's some odd shit buried in that game.

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Thats his dad

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Love this one eyed neighbor. Anyways they prob should get a pay raise. I'm serious. They are underpaid all things considered.

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They probably make more than you with the insider trading and bribes and shit.

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Totally man. No doubt. But I wish their legit income wasn't comically low considering what they do. I get this is not a popular internet opinion.

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They should be paid well and forced to put investments into blind trusts.

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They should be paid well and forced to put investments into blind rats.

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They shouldn't be compensated at all besides transportation and housing costs.

:#marseyserioushatfact:

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Force them to run a cameo with 10% of net profits being their salary and the rest going to taxes.

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They have to fulfill all public requests over $1000.

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Nancy pelosi no loads refused


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zoz

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cameo

what does this mean?

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website for payimg celebs to shoutput

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i thourhgt i was esl ing but really just not terminal online niice

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If they were compensated enough so make insider trading or other distractions from doing their job with integrity I think it'd be a good thing. Crenshaw is just a loser whining liar and fricking sucks for other reasons.

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Nah there will never be 'enough' to content greedy fricks. You have to enact laws to stop the insider trading and 'distractions.' If you paid some of these guys a million a year they'd still be making shady deals on the daily.

I do agree on principle that pay should be enough that a congressman can maintain a DC and home residence and pay their family's bills though.

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Politics should pay enough that they can live comfortably, which helps discourage insider trading

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Pelosi hit comfortable years ago and still inside trades on her deathbed. There's literally no amount of pay that will be enough to discourage a lot of people. There's an obsession with having more than the next guy, always.

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No, you are just on the internet and poor (but I repeat myself).

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They are underpaid all things considered.

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I forget if they pay for their own flights but maintaining a residence in DC is really hard because of how expensive it is.

I think they should get dorms A la big brother but i don't think that would happen.

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At least some house reps room together. Idk how common it is, but I've read several profiles of congressmen who lived in the equivalent of a 23 year old's bachelor pad but for junior congressmen.

It know it's quite common at the state level in California. Sacramento is expensive-ish and pretty remote so a lot of officials and staffers end up subleasing from each other.

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Imagine the smell

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They're overpaid tbh

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No

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It's a shame they have to struggle. I'm sure the inflation is crushing them.


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Dude I'm 100 percent serious on the underpaid part. I make more than they do. Which is weird honestly. And yeah they get whatever shady kickbacks but still. I stand by my statement.

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the 'low' pay offset by subsidized gold plated health insurance, travel reimbursement, and pension, etc?

checks yep

And that's without the loosened insider trading restrictions, or lucrative board positions at universities, think tanks, or whatever while employed. They're fine.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/adamandrzejewski/2020/05/29/perks-members-of-congress-give-to-themselves--the-selfie-report/

https://www.ntu.org/foundation/tax-page/congress-pay-perks

https://www.axios.com/2017/12/15/the-perks-of-being-a-member-of-congress-1513307200

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Isn't the travel reimbursement mainly for travel between their district and D.C., which they only have to do because of the job?

The health insurance and pension is nice for them, but I'd trade a higher salary for getting rid of the insider trading/board positions.

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Oh I agree. They work so hard. They should get a 100% increase.


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He doesn't make enough money insider trading?

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Nothing is ever enough when greed joyfully spins your dreams on its gilded loom.

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You say that, but a lot of people on this site don't even manage that. :marseysmug2:

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its*

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He's talking like an average redditor lmao "fricking incels!!!"

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Congress members should be paid based off of their approval rating when they leave office.

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Literally who is this

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Zioclops, Israel's strongest super soldier. Sacrificed his eyeball to the Jews, and became imbued with Talmudic magic.

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Wish this cute twink died in Iraq like a b-word (kinda like how his friends did!) idk maybe they'd r*pe him to death and parade his corpse around too :#gigachad2:

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