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"How do you know capitalism works better than communism.""Look at history!""Ok, should we also look at history to see if monarchy works better than democracy?""NOOO!!!! No more looking at history!!!" (14)
r/RoyalismSlander Royalism was very successful historically. (-1)
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"How do you know capitalism works better than communism.""Look at history!""Ok, should we also look at history to see if monarchy works better than democracy?""NOOO!!!! No more looking at history!!!" (14)
The vast majority of human progress occurred under monarchs (-1)
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Are you talking about World War I, literally the most shameful event in the history of monarchy as an institution and the catalyst that caused most politically powerful monarchies to start crumbling world wide? (13)
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"What in tarnation, by not ceding ground to Adolf Hitler, you triggered him to start a destructive war! What a shameful display to democracy (Hitler was democratically elected)!" (-1)
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WW2, war of 1812, craziness during classical antiquity, Roman Republic etc.. (1)
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With the new territories in the East... they would've been able to continue fighting. (1)
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Looking at world war 1 and reaching a conclusion like 'monarchies are necessarily evil' instead of 'balkanoids and Slavs are r-slurred' is hilarious
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ur an r-slur, balkanoids dindu nuffin, they were just a convenient excuse
!historychads r*pe this man
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No you don't get it Serbia deserved getting invaded because...
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Yes
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Sphereserf is an Albanian
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He's a much of a real Albanian as whoever shoved a glass bottle up that one Serb's butt.
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How did the flow of events go?
We had the UK and France in a mutual defense agreement. France and Russia had the same. Germoids weren't beholden to any major nation, or maybe somethibg with Austria. Serboid assassinates Duke Ferdinand of Austria. Austria does something.... Russia attacks Austria. France declares war against Russia. Germany, which could've remained neutral, decided to invade France.
!historychads, help a neighbor out.
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Looking at any 20th century event and not reaching the conclusion that Germs are evil is r-slurred.
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It's been a bit and the Alliance networks were a bit of a mess in regards to Britain particularly, but..
Russia viewed itself as protector of the Slavs
Austria-Hungary and Germany were allied
France and Russia were allied.
Britain had declared it would protect Belgium Neutrality.
Franz Ferdinand was just the match strike that set this all off and there were off ramps after it happened, but a variety of blunders prevented them from being taken.
Ferdinand was killed, Austria-Hungary received assurances from Germany that they had a "blank check", Russia wanted to appear as the strong slavic protector, and distract from some inner failings leading to the conflict really kicking off. From there the Alliance network of France and Russia triggered bringing France into the war, this lead to the Germans acting on their pre-war Schlieffen Plan leading them to attack France through Belgium. This violated the neutrality of Belgium giving the UK an excuse to enter the war on the side of the entente.
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The Germans had already decided earlier that 1914 was about the the last moment when they had any hope of beating Russia because of its rapid industrialization so they needed to blow up the next crisis into a world war. This is actually how krauts think. (Not hyperbole, this is all from kraut archives.)
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you cant blame the serbs for not wanting to be part of a shitty failing empire
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As in monarchies are a necessary evil or that being evil is necessary for monarchies?
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ESL moment
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