the dejenerate podcast- it time for hotdogs 16:10
Drinks something that looks like a shot & vapes & sings some shit song in a mumbling fashion & shot & chaser & vape
0:40 The problem- the b-words at steam haven't replied to his email sent at 1pm (it is now midnight). They changed the account password associated with it, but that wasn't him. It was a trailer monkey based in North Carolina!
Takes another shot
1:50 the first account was the r*pe of his steam account, so he can't play EU or Crusader Kings or either fallout. The other r*pe was his windows on his computer closing by itself without him doing it; his computer has been taken over because he doesn't have anti-virus because he refuses to pay 60 fricking zogbucks for that.
3:00 shot & chaser
3:10 He also has hot dogs that need to be used up, hacks like a smoker. He also has candy. He needs steam to email him back. Chews
4:00 He missed getting tickets to a concert because he wasn't notified before it was sold out. They are to blame. Shot. Right.
4:40 He's like that b-word Elizabeth Smart. Everything is fricked and is going to heck, but he's looking forward to those hot dogs though.
5:10 He had Christmas dinner at jinxmother's house and stayed the night on the bottom bunk. The pillows were too thin, like in prison, and he didn't have a proper duvet.
5:55 He sees something on the floor. Looks like a fricking spidey(?)
6:00 Dinner was good though. He didn't get his mom PJs because he has no money. Another shot/vape.
6:30 The Betrayal- Jinxbrother has his own TV and he WAS WATCHING ANIME in front of jinxthinker. It was fricked up and shit.
6:55 He, jinxmother, and one jinxsister (other jinxsister lives too far away) were watching a film with an Asian in it. Jinxmother didn't want to watch it if everyone in it was emo, because she thinks all Chinese people are emo.
7:40 Another shot
8:00 He's going to test drive his NEW GEORGE FORMAN GRILL later on his hot dogs
8:30 He also got an e-mail from united health nation or some bullshit. Oral B toothbrush right is bullshit or something. Jinxthinker is a manual toothbrush chad; electric toothbrushes are scams.
9:15 He's down to 2 Monsters, he will need to acquire more. He wishes he had them concert tickets, right. He also got some new coffees
10:10 All George Forman grills are banging, but his new one is bigger; frick frying pans- george forman is a real butt neighbor.
10:50 When he lived with Jinxgrandma (I believe this is the first mention of jinxgrandma or a living with grandma arc) he bought a George Forman grill, but it eventually became busted.
11:10 He saw someone smoking a cigarette when he went to the shop, like okay that's normal...
11:30 How did they steal the steam account though?
12:15 Basically he's going to make the hot dogs. He gets 10 hot dogs per pack, but 6 buns per pack. So he's going to have to do some advanced math to fit all the dogs in the buns available.
12:50 Calls steam support stupid
13:00 He got a new 2025 calendar
13:20 Shot. Spits it out into a coffee mug
13:45 Let's do some singing because it's Singing O' Clock. Starts some even more shit song. 15:05 Su I sIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDe
!jinxthinkers Can Jinxbrother be reformed?
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(rare edit) A compilation of jinxthinker taking shots
The steam and windows issues caused by North Carolina monkeys
Electriccels be seething about manual toothbrush chads
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If this was the level my competition maybe I really should have gone into choir.
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His mother thinks all
are emo? 
how did she come to that conclusion
Sorry, Jinxbrother, you came out as an anime fan (libertarian)
you can't be reformed
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I really think this must be some sort of shizo-brained mistranslation. I assume that Jinxmother just doesn't like the Chinese (simple as)
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I assume that all Jinxwomen are perfect angels. We know the sisters are. Let's not ascribe bad motives to Jinxmother. After all, she raised them.
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Probably Naruto
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his sister should come over and plop a risperidone in his monster every day
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He's perfectly functional just the way he is
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Guys I think jinxthinker might have a mental disorder
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Jannies! Libel!
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Yeah, he's addicted to adult women
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I don't understand. There's 1, 2, and New Vegas.
That's an incredibly petty thing to say when it's really the blankets that are too thin. (FCI Sheridan class of 2005... or am I?
)
My mom doesn't even really know what punk is.
Seriously these are great. You get one of these and a rice cooker and you can cook 90% of the food that's worth cooking.
I've updated my journal.
(Somebody here better get this because I know everyone on RPG Codex would.)
There's a whole comedy sequence about this in Steve Martin's remake of Father of the Bride but I can't remember the details because I haven't seen it since...
1991.
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He only likes 1 & 2
Frying Pan and slow/pressure cooker combo gang representing
Did it go something like this?
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I looked it up and rewatched it to see if that scene is where he got it from and I can't even tell.
Him and Steve Martin don't have the same comedic delivery.
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Steve should work on that, smh
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WHO'S THE FOID?
I LOVE SUCKING PEEPEE
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He just AI generates hot women. If you've not kept up with the Jinxthinker ongoings: this year he decided that too many women these days are into libertarians and incels. Some of them are even right wingers too. Therefore real women are too risky, they're for the streets. Therefore he will dedicate his love and sexual energy solely to AI women (sometimes AI Navi's as a treat)
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I like to watch Japanese cartoons
YOU HAVE SHAMED OUR FAMILY, BROTHER!
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Frick me the shitty
music 
getting picked up on a shitty 
mic makes this unwatchable
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I swear his music keeps getting more droney, worse, and louder. Maybe his hearing is going slowly?
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Snapshots:
the dejenerate podcast- it time for hotdogs:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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So why do you keep writing about yourself in the third person
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