EFFORTPOST [Betrayal] Jinxbrother watches Anime disrespectfully in front of jinxthinker and his family; Jinxmother doesn't like emos (Chinese people). The 2 r*pes of jinxthinker- Steam and Windows are hacked. Also takes 7 shots in less than 15 minutes.

the dejenerate podcast- it time for hotdogs 16:10

  • Drinks something that looks like a shot & vapes & sings some shit song in a mumbling fashion & shot & chaser & vape

  • 0:40 The problem- the b-words at steam haven't replied to his email sent at 1pm (it is now midnight). They changed the account password associated with it, but that wasn't him. It was a trailer monkey based in North Carolina!

  • Takes another shot :marseydrunk:

  • 1:50 the first account was the r*pe of his steam account, so he can't play EU or Crusader Kings or either fallout. The other r*pe was his windows on his computer closing by itself without him doing it; his computer has been taken over because he doesn't have anti-virus because he refuses to pay 60 fricking zogbucks for that.

  • 3:00 shot & chaser

  • 3:10 He also has hot dogs that need to be used up, hacks like a smoker. He also has candy. He needs steam to email him back. Chews

  • 4:00 He missed getting tickets to a concert because he wasn't notified before it was sold out. They are to blame. Shot. Right.

  • 4:40 He's like that b-word Elizabeth Smart. Everything is fricked and is going to heck, but he's looking forward to those hot dogs though.

  • 5:10 He had Christmas dinner at jinxmother's house and stayed the night on the bottom bunk. The pillows were too thin, like in prison, and he didn't have a proper duvet.

  • 5:55 He sees something on the floor. Looks like a fricking spidey(?) :marseyspider:

  • 6:00 Dinner was good though. He didn't get his mom PJs because he has no money. Another shot/vape. :tayvape:

  • 6:30 The Betrayal- Jinxbrother has his own TV and he WAS WATCHING ANIME in front of jinxthinker. It was fricked up and shit.

  • 6:55 He, jinxmother, and one jinxsister (other jinxsister lives too far away) were watching a film with an Asian in it. Jinxmother didn't want to watch it if everyone in it was emo, because she thinks all Chinese people are emo.

  • 7:40 Another shot

  • 8:00 He's going to test drive his NEW GEORGE FORMAN GRILL later on his hot dogs

  • 8:30 He also got an e-mail from united health nation or some bullshit. Oral B toothbrush right is bullshit or something. Jinxthinker is a manual toothbrush chad; electric toothbrushes are scams.

  • 9:15 He's down to 2 Monsters, he will need to acquire more. He wishes he had them concert tickets, right. He also got some new coffees

  • 10:10 All George Forman grills are banging, but his new one is bigger; frick frying pans- george forman is a real butt neighbor.

  • 10:50 When he lived with Jinxgrandma (I believe this is the first mention of jinxgrandma or a living with grandma arc) he bought a George Forman grill, but it eventually became busted.

  • 11:10 He saw someone smoking a cigarette when he went to the shop, like okay that's normal...

  • 11:30 How did they steal the steam account though?

  • 12:15 Basically he's going to make the hot dogs. He gets 10 hot dogs per pack, but 6 buns per pack. So he's going to have to do some advanced math to fit all the dogs in the buns available.

  • 12:50 Calls steam support stupid

  • 13:00 He got a new 2025 calendar

  • 13:20 Shot. Spits it out into a coffee mug :marseycoffee:

  • 13:45 Let's do some singing because it's Singing O' Clock. Starts some even more shit song. 15:05 Su I sIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDe

!jinxthinkers Can Jinxbrother be reformed?

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his sister should come over and plop a risperidone in his monster every day :marseymeds:

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He's perfectly functional just the way he is :marseyindignant:

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