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:rape: Desperate to regain his lost ballwashers, Elon changes his name on X (formerly Twitter) to appeal to the youth of 2016

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This dude is 53 years old and is trying to appeal to 19 year olds whose greatest collection of wealth is the layers of cheeto dust on their clothes

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Regular people buy a shitty sports car or get a new wife when their midlife crisis hits, this neighbor spent 40 billion to post stale memes and play diablo :marseylaughpoundfist:

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if you've already had all the new wives and sports cars. what else is there to do?

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Stop running from yourself

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I rather kekius maximus it up and pick fights with the brasil, EU and germcuck regimes :marseyelonmusk:

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Actually, Autism Dynamics forbids this. :sciencejak:

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https://media.tenor.com/jpqGXnYMgEwAAAAx/were-in-the-problem-zone-rich-rebuilds.webp

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Me and also myself

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Alexander wept for there were no more worlds to conquer.

!slots1000

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>tfw you've already had an LSD threesome with Grimes and Azealia Banks and the only way to abase yourself further is twitter

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:peperealization: Good point. Maybe this is the natural evolution of those and I'm too poor to understand it.

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Shoot myself into space and at least die a glorious death.

Try get a bunch of turboneurodivergent unbalanced physicists like Sonny White or Zubrin to take untold billions to build a nuclear saltwater rocket or something.

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This tbh, Musk is such a kitty for never getting on one of his own rockets. Even Bezos put his life on the line with his shitty peepee-shaped rocket.

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in due time

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Lift

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I don't really get laughing at him for spending $40bn on twitter, it's a fraction of his wealth and literally 0.1% of that would set absolutely anyone who scoffs at it up for life and with massive generational wealth. Like yeah it was a stupid use of money, but the fact that this inconceivably large sum was spent like it's nothing and with no regard for any sort of ROI is a flex like none other. The man could have minted 40,000 new millionaires if he wanted to but instead spent it on a literal shitpost.

Plus I'd argue that freeing Twitter from lib control was a huge public service, even if Elon is a massive sexy Indian dude worshipping cute twink.

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This would all be true if only he hadn't tried so hard to back out of the sale like a little b-word.

I used to know this guy who woke up from a week long bender and found out that he had booked himself on a 16 week falconry course in Brittany while he was blacked out. Instead of crying about it and trying to get his money back, he just thought well, shit, I guess I'm going to fly eagles and went and did it. :marseyrespect:

:#marseyeaglerider:

If Elon had just been like, "Whoa, what's the stupidest thing you ever bought while on ketamine? Bet you I win." then I could get behind that... but instead... :marseysmug3:

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Ok but doing a falconry course is badass...

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Oh I'm not aware of that lore

What happened :marseygossipsmug:

ETA: nvm @CumInspector explained below

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I added a link. He fought it in court for the better part of a year.

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For me the funny part is how the acquisition came through. He offered a ridiculous price, realized that it was not worth even half that, tried to back off and had to buy at the inflated price after a lawsuit by the twitter board. I wouldn't call massively overpaying for something a flex, more of an embarrassing blunder.

Plus I'd argue that freeing Twitter from lib control was a huge public service, even if Elon is a massive sexy Indian dude worshipping cute twink.

This I agree with 100%, the social media landscape became a completely homogeneous lib circlejerk after 2016. X at least adds some variety to the conversation.

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Lmao all this time I had it in my head, vaguely, that he bought it for fun and without giving it much thought and the Twitter board wasn't happy with it but Jack let it go through

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The board immediately jumped at the deal. He tried to walk it back

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They were like:

"you wanna buy this shithole site? Frick yes, here are the keys r-slur"

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I think most of this drama occurred in your touch grass period, because it was being posted constantly here.

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Oh, you unironically give a shit about mainstream social media?

:#marseysmug2:

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I think musk buying twitter ultimately led to trump winning the presidency. Since Trump won and musk became his patsy, Tesla stock has jumped massively. Elons wealth has like tripled as a result, so really 40 billion for Twitter was a small price to pay to basically 3x your bank account and become the shadow ruler of the worlds most powerful nation.

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Nah purchasing twitter was actually clever af, i'll give him that. It let him control the narrative which is invaluable. It's essentially the modern equiv of buying a paper

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Yeah but:

The value of X, formerly known as Twitter, has declined significantly since Elon Musk bought it in October 2022:

Fidelity's valuation

$9.4 billion, or 79% less than what Musk paid

Visual Capitalist's brand value

$673 million in 2024, down from $5.7 billion in 2022

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Since it's a private company, these corps can just make up whatever they want for valuations. I doubt twitter was ever worth much, but this always seemed like weird cope from redditors whenever they tried to say he lost value. It's quite clear that Elon didn't buy twitter because he wanted to make a profit.

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, it's a fraction of his wealth

Its probably less of a fraction of his wealth than the average r-slur on here buying some games in the steam sale

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it is called planning ahead

Jewish lives matter

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When your the richest man in the world, all that's left it to get the love of the people

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