Have $750k-$1 Million in liquid assets? Want to franchise a coffee store with a politically-tainted brand and 0 IRL stores or brand recognition? Consider the Bald Beanie Man's beans! Tim Pool wants YOU to assume all of the financial risk of opening and operating a coffee chain with his very own Non-Horton's Tim-branded coffee (totally not a detriment to coffee sales)
The time has come...
— Tim Pool (@Timcast) January 1, 2025
We are now seeking qualified candidates to help us spread Cast Brew Coffee nationwide! Cast Brew Coffee isn’t just the best coffee product in America; it is now a franchise system focused on developing a new public square and giving entrepreneurs a chance… pic.twitter.com/2elKrQj8X6
Now normally when you think of franchising, you're adopting an already successful business format, right? What does Tiny Tim have to show on this front? 1 store, in Martinsville VA that has from what I understand never opened...
Here's the estimated initial financial breakdown to get your business started. There's also a contact form if Marsey McSneed is interested in exploring franchising.
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A few things about this- For similar costs or even less, you could be franchising with an actually successful, established brand like Starbucks/Dunkin. Included in this breakdown is $10-20k to fly out to Tim and be trained (by people that don't actually have a running store. 40k is also for just for the brand deal (again, it's a worthless brand with no name recognition, maybe try to get it going first Timmy) There's also things you're going to be acquiring independently that you'd think would be part of the franchise deal such as computer systems for inventory/transactions, and inventory from 3rd party suppliers, and marketing material. What's the point of franchising if you get no brand recognition, no marketing help, your inventory isn't from a simplified, centralized supply chain, ect? I really don't know, it sounds like you're doing all the work of setting up a real small business + Tim gets a cut + you're locked into his coffee brand in perpetuity.
Kiwi Farmers & Twittercels alike seem unimpressed by this "opportunity" that Tim had teased his audience with as a "big announcement".
These are some of the top replies on Tim's twitter anouncement
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Oh boy bean water from my favorite YouTuber
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is that my heckin' black rifle coffee
i may be paying twice as much for mediocre coffee but have you seen the epic packaging?
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I love drinking Black rifle coffee and that makes me take a huge
that I then wipe my butt with Dude Wipes!
And then I fill my tummy back up with chocolate from the Daily Wire because I don't CONSOOM that WOKE SHIT Hershey's chocolate.
I don't care if they're expensive and crap, thats the price I pay to own the libs, okay?!
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Mr Beast took in a trans woman only to oust her as a libertarian, i pick mr breast choclate any day
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I hate coffee but I always see this near the checkout at Dunhams and it really does have nice packaging
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Subhuman
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Says the German
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Are you r-slurred?
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Your pronouns are ger/man I don't misgender
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Doesn't the owner of Black Rifle Coffee hate conservatives and was against
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Thats why I only drink Vietnamese coffee served to me by scantily clad Latinx and Vietnamese ABGs in lingerie in the shady part of San Jose.
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I mean I assume they have some legacy strip mall rub and tugs and hookah bars where the bouncer also sells yayo on the side. The techies gotta get weird sometimes
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I'm not allowed to say the minority side of San Jose okay?
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Who doesn't?
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YES AND THEY ARE BOOTLICKERS WHO SPONSOR PIG GUN BUYBACK AND DESTROY PROGRAMS. THEY ALSO ALLIED WITH FELLOW BOOTLICKERS BITCHMADE KNIVES WHO LITERALLY LET PIGS USE THEIR FACILITY TOO DESTROY GUNS FOR THEM Nobody likes black. Rifle coffee blue lives matter
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Is bitchmade code for Benchmade Knives Co?
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Yes blue lives matter
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Avast, ye scurvy cur! Yer comment be walkin' the plank for forgettin' to include
Blue lives matter! We be helpin' ye, right enough - we'll ne'er let ye post or comment anythin' that doesn't be expressin' yer love an' acceptance o' minorities! Heave to an' resubmit yer comment withBlue lives matterincluded, or it'll be the deep six for ye, savvy? This be an automated message; if ye need help, ye can message us 'ere. Arrr!Jump in the discussion.
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there was a neighbor here at the 5 star hotel in boliva rocking the black rifle tshirt merch. very strong branding now.
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Nobody likes black rifle coffee bc they support gun grabbing cute twinks, pigs and really gay shit. Blue lives matter
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If anyone ever needs a mirror image to leftist purity spiral infighting, look no further.
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I'm not investing unless they use beanies as coffee filters
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*Tim's used beanies for extra flavour
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He can't open the shop or sell any coffee but besides that there's no problems with the actual coffee business
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His websites promises they will help you scout for locations! Good to know that they're 0/1
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at least he's doing a level of grift above a memecoin
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yeah but he's trying to scam people who have a million ready to be invested who should be more discerning targets than idiots with 10k hoping to become rich
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Actually scamming r-slurs is a fricking good thing whether said r-slurs are fricking rich or poor
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His bank account is getting low after the DOJ took away the secret Russian propaganda money.
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He just needs to open up ways for Russians to send him cash. It doesn't need to be so obscure anymore, since the pretext of independence has evaporated. An obvious method is fine. It may be better, because by making it the worst deal in history, he filters out any morons who might otherwise confuse him with a good business partner.
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He can simply partner with the Russians to use "coffee shop" as an obvious front for human traffricking and money laundering that !britbongs would be familiar with...
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Any loremasters?
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In Britain, decrepit High Streets (the main street of a town or city where all the retailers are) have been taken over by "Turkish Barber" shops with horribly lazy signage that are always empty and suspiciously able to stay in business despite the notorious rents and taxes retailers on a High Street are subjected to. People believe these shops are fronts to organised crime for human trafficking and money laundering while the local government are too happy to accept their rents and taxes since the economy everywhere there is shit and some "county councils" have been declaring bankruptcy.
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I wasn't expecting youtubers to enter the franchise licensing game, but I suppose it is following the celeb framework
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Mr. Beast had some shitty, online only burger chain.
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It wasn't a franchise, he basically used Red Robin restaurants and just slapped his name on the packaging.
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Isn't it just some repackaged off the shelf coffee from some dropshipping grifter
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Yeah. That's what all the influencer coffee is. It's not like they're setting up their own farms, roasters, and supply chains.
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Nah, I'll pass. I'm saving up to open my own Starbucks franchise just so I can abuse the workers
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Give me a million dollars and I'll give you half back, which is a better return than you'll get with this.
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Fortune favors the bold.
This is not an opportunity for normies. its for red pilled men who understand the world economic situation and invested in enough shitcoins to recognize the value of such a proposition.
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Cast Brew is actually a dope name, even if I know he only named it that after his show. Also aevann, idk if it's just me but I can't scroll up or down if my scroll point is against the Twitter display card (mobile) (and no, it's not Firef*x).
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yeah i know, i cant figure this one out
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Are you using Firef*x?
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firecox
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Also happens on Brave, so not a Firef*x issue.
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ye ik
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You using chrome mobile?
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Marsey coffee shops when?
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THE ONLY THING
@HailVictory1776 KNOW ABOUT THIS GUY IS THAT DUMBOCRAPS IN HIS TOWN KEPT WHINING ABOUT MAKING A SKATE PARK A SAFE SPACE WITH A BUNCH OF COMMIE HORSESHIT RULES SO HE BOUGHT IT AND DONATED IT TOO THE MUNICIPALITY SO THEY LEGALLY CANNOT EXCLUDE ANYONE FROM IT Which is incredibly based blue lives matter
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It's not like he can incur reputational damage so if he gets one mark it's totally worth it
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darn the doobies reference, what fond memories...
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Lmao Minds was such a failure. Substack and Rumble completely stole Minds' thunder didn't they.
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Snapshots:
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1 store, in Martinsville VA:
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Here's the estimated initial financial breakdown:
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