The Drammy Awards 2024 - Nominations Thread ($150,000 Marseybux and 9 badges up for grabs!) Nominations will stay up until January 12th, upon which the finalists for each category will be decided.
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Happy New Year, strags and hags! Against all odds, we've survived another year, despite an absolutely shameful showing from our jannies this past year! You might be wondering, "why isn't @Marco making this post?" Well, when I DM'd
@Aevann asking the same, he told me Marco was AWOL and to "make the darn post urself." (This includes the badges.) So I am!
2024 was a truly insane year for IRL drama, so it makes sense things on-site would be tame in comparison. In fact, it would be an insult to the utter mayhem of 2024 to pretend anything we did compares, so our on-site awards will be a little different than usual. Also I was told to not just directly rip off @Marco's thing.
Now, the structure will be as usual, but for those who are not familiar: this thread will stay up for a week. Beneath this thread proper, there will be sticked comments for each category of nomination. Reply to those comments with your nominations. In one week, on the 12th, nominations will close, and the top three most upmarseyed replies, plus a jannie's pick and a host's (my) pick, will move on to the finalist voting thread. If you don't nominate your favorite things, NO ONE ELSE WILL, so nominate them!
Without further ado, the categories!
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Best Real-Life Dramatic Happening
The real shit. 2024 was an American election year and also some irrelevant countries did some things I think. 
I can't be bothered to keep up with the Third World.
Which dramatic happenings from meatspace did you find most compelling?
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Best Off-Site Online Dramatic Happening 
The fake shit. Politicians and celebrities have embraced the Internet to the point where they're having interviews with livestreamers. Kill me. What was the funniest farce to come off the World Wide Web this year? What event makes you regret the Industrial Revolution the most?
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WORST Dramneurodivergent of the Year
Research indicates that the last good user to sign up for this website was in June of 2021. Our on-site performance in 2024 reflects that.
Which user did you hate the most this year? Which user do you think ruined the site experience more than anyone else? And which user do you want to see rewarded for that?
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$50,000 mbux + Profile Badge
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Shittiest Shitpost
Research indicates that the last good post made on this website was in... March 2015? Oh dear. Well, since there's nothing good worth writing home about, why don't we celebrate the biggest turd in this open-air sewage system?
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$20,000 mbux + Profile Badge
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Best rDrama Bait
This has already been decided, it's going to /r/fuckluigimangione and it's top contributors. 
$20,000 mbux + Profile Badge
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In Memsorial
Soren was a beloved user, famed for being the best meta-troll to ever exist. No one has ever lived up to the example he set for proving dramneurodivergents are just as troll-able as the Redditors we hate. Soren stopped posting on the site to focus on his studies at the Georgetown University Law Center, and we wish him the best of luck. In Soren's memory, and to make up for the fact that there's no vote for the best off-site bait, we'll be having a vote for the best meta-troll of 2024. Which user was best at baiting other dramneurodivergents? Who trolled the most fellow trolls?
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Best rDrama Activist
This is going to @Sphereserf3232 because he was grass awarded eight times this year. We know for a fact that there are users on this site (
@Spiderman ) who didn't even go outside eight times this year.
$20,000 mbux + Profile Badge
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Eviction Notice
This one is new, and a little special. Our dear friend @BILLYBIGBOLLOCKS has long been complaining about the existence of House Edgy and saying that it should be removed. Aevann agrees that there should only be four. This award is for an entire rDrama House- whichever one showed the LEAST House spirit, the LEAST House activity, and the LEAST reason to exist. Whichever House wins this award will be removed from both rDrama and WatchPeopleDie, and all of its former members will receive this badge.
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House Deletion + Profile Badge
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Ugliest Marseymon
Did you know that our Pokemon event is still on-going? Neither did I, because our jannies can't be bothered to keep site spirit events alive! See: the fact I'm doing this. Anyway, a lot of people made some really, really ugly excuses of emojis in order to get the badges from that event. Let's find and shame the ugliest of them all! All emojis tagged "pkmn" are eligible, whether they be a Marsey, Platy, Wolf, Carp, Capy, Donkey Kong, Taylor, or anything else, really. So long as the creator got one of the Marseydex badges from it.
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$10,000 mbux + Profile Badge
The badge will be made from said emoji once it's voted on.
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Lolcow of the Year (rDrama)
The opposite of In Memsorial, this user was the most hopelessly prey to other's bait attempts, the most mockable r-slur, the funniest freak, the hardest seriousposter. Who gave our community the most laughs at their own expense?
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$10,000 mbux + 2 Profile Badges
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Lolcow of the Year (off-site)
People have been making real fools of themselves online for all of history, but this year was especially densely packed. Who was the most laughable internet citizen with NO rDrama affiliation?
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Worst rDrama Janny 
Last and least, which of our useless, lazy moderators do you think is the worst among the bunch? Who do you think is the biggest detriment to the site and its community? Former jannies who were demopped in 2024 are eligible for the election. If a sitting janny other than Aevann or Carp wins this category, they will be demopped!
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Demopping + 2 Profile Badges
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Thank you for reading this far, now let's get nominating!
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Does this mean 'worst' as in genuinely you don't want to see them post anymore or 'worst' as in they're the biggest menace always stirring shit up on this site?
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Both.
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That actually makes him bestest !dramatards, and You idiots have no idea
So so tiresome, and
but its whatever
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Agree to disagree, no one is seething at a
@Fresh_Start post cause they'd have to read it first
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Wrong chud. I have had this one guys constantly request to cut my balls off for months to an year now. There are random reports of people calling me sneeding jeet and r-slur. Multiple mod requests to have me banned, and there are at least 2 people I know who would unironically have a physical party if I ever disappeared from the site. Dramatards hate me for not being dramatic enough. Non-drama enthusiasts hate me for the amateur quality of my words words words pooping up their interests. Normies hate me for disagreeing with current opinion. Anti-current opinion havers hate me for disagreeing with them. I have been banned from /h/vidya multiple times by now. If Chudrama had a ban feature they would ban me from there too. Aevann has me on a permachud for noticing the jews too hard. Carp keeps asking me once a month to stop pinging him to r-slurred shit. If I am not dramatic then nobody is. You hunt fish ( redditors ), I hunt sharks ( dramatards ), thus making me the apex drama producing predator.
Jewish lives matter. Remember too give a tip too you're masters.
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Didn't read all that but I'm glad you have enemies or whatever
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lol.
Jewish lives matter.
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thats a lot of people on this site
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!hornyposters discuss
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Better then being the insufferable rightoids who claim to be in center
You know who you are
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Belial and its EVERYTHING
I just think it's funny that He has dozens of alts and would post hundreds of comments literally all day literally every day
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based and thank you.
Jewish lives matter.
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!followers !enemiesofkhaoskid !dramatards !steiners I'm literally the worst one
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TRUE !metashit
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Wrong
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Ill accept this slight only because of the badge and money
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Pizzashill also as a lifetime achievement award with no prize blue lives matter
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!friendsofpizzashill If Catholic god is real how come this guy has cancer and Pizzashill remains (relatively) healthy?
!friendsofpizzashill
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!wolfpack
This cuck
@CHRISTMAS-LOVER-25 has been crying because 
@i_onIy_downmarsey_bad_posts is my mate. Even though he is not in our pack I am officially banishing him for one week. Do not upmarsey his posts or interact with him during this period. If the cucky behavior persists past this time there will be harsher consequences.
DO not mess with THE PACK
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He isn't in the pack???? 9.6
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No cuz I kicked him just now. He can rejoin to be let in. In a week.
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Yes, sir. v.v
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cry more
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imo you're more of a meta-troll and should be nominated under "In Memsorial"
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i will amend my nomination
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Sphereserf3232
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