Basically this all starts, when this lovely wholesome video about totally underrated Biologist channel Team Candiru, about parasitic wasps laying eggs within the living bodies of caterpillar is shown.
VERY WHOLESOME FAMILY FRIENDLY
as you can imagine with such grisly morbid subjectmatter, the comments section is filled with jokes to cope about the horror of mother nature. Some inane jokes and comments are as follows.
jokes, people relating experiences, some praising the author of the video
You know, everybody having a good time, at the expense of the poor caterpillar which is the subject of our horror entertainment of the video.
AND THEN, our incredibly toughguy scottish cucks arrive when another inane innocuous comment is made
You guys get it, he's taking the piss about the fact that when British accented men with clear and handsome radio-voices are often commissioned to narrate Nature Documentaries, often many of then involving, unfortunate, gruesome and brutal natural events like Lions devouring recently born boks or whatever.
Unfortunately for the commenter, and all other non-Bongland native english-language speakers, whom are not well-versed in the various subdialects of the British Isles, the Narrator of the current video is not a blue blooded evil colonizer Englishman
and this causes seething RAGE and ANGER
for the Scotbongs in the comment section, because modern Scots want us to believe that they are still badass manly hairy-chested men, instead of the turbo p#ssies and weak meek wimps, whom are even bigger nanny state cucks than their Britbong southern neighbours,
and that they are VERY BADASS and will totally beat up outsiders
who dares to confuse them for their evil colonizer overlords!
ACTUALLY HE'S SCOTTISH, A MUCH LESS SHIT BONG
"Don't ever call him English again"
"1. It's a Scottish narrator, don't ever call an Scotsman English he'll break your nose
2. I think it's hilarious that you think there is a commentator sitting in the forest actively narrating this like it's a football match"
Now the problem is that Youtube comment threads are r-slurred and nonsensical and often doesn't display the order in which comments are made, and often only ever when comments are directed at others, this means that often are difficult to follow past the 1st 50 or so.
But even so, usually u can get the gist of arguments which popped up down a thread.
basically in this one clip, for example we had 3 different slapfights
ongoing at the same time!
The "52% of Scots voted to remain with the English though, so number 1 isn't exactly true lol" is one train of fight about how not all Scots hate england and the Independence movement and Nationalism is a joke
The "we were Lied to regarding our nations value, debt and prosperity. Had Theresa May not been a lying cow Scotland would be independent" is random sneed about Mommy May raping wingcucks further down the thread
and the "He doesn't... it's pretty hilarious that you think he does because he made a joke" comment is calling the other scots pathetic for blowing this internet tantrum
way out of proportion as the original comment was obviously an oblivious yank having made an innocuous comment!
This video was posted 4 years ago, yet the comments would continue this great debate for over a whole year lmoa.
Anyways it doesn't get anymore interesting, just constant sperging about
scotland. IS. NOT. ENGLISHHHHH
!britbongs also, @Aevann does this count as a non-reddit source of drama?
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Modern Scots are so pathetic. A century of leading Empire and now they think denying it all and claiming to be oppressed makes them better.
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The Scots are a strong modern nation due to their rich, diverse ancestry:
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when did scots turn white![:marseydisgust: :marseydisgust:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseydisgust.webp)
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When Pippi Longstocking became a global phenomenon?
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It's fricking pathetic but we aren't all like that
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Ever see the Hobbit films? Scotland is the country equivalent of Alfred Lickspittle dressing up as a woman at the end of the third one. Terrible character in a set of mediocre films. What were we talking about again? Oh yes, Scots are pathetic.
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white extinction is long overdue <-- actually on topic
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Scotland is a drastically more pathetic strain of anglo, they're literally just English people who decided after WW2 that they should pretend to be their own thing by wearing dresses and making it illegal to tell edgy jokes
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The only reason why anybody outside of the British Isles has even heard of the Scots, is that the English dragged them along on their imperial adventures.
Source: am offspring of such adventures
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No we were enthusiastic imperialists we weren't just dragged along (and that's a good thing)
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It was the most successful imperial endeavour of all time, but the Scots were still the junior partner, which makes some of them feel like cucks.
They should instead really be focusing on how far they flung their seed. For example, most Indigenous Canadians have at least some "Scottish blood" flowing through their veins, if you gnomesayin...
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They were only junior partners because they fricked up so incredibly when they tried it on their own it literally bankrupted their country and they had to sell out to the Brits
lol Darien Scheme lmao
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It also took longer than expected for New Scotland ("Nova Scotia") to get off the ground as well. It wasn't until the Highland Clearances that things really took off.
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@SantaIsMyWaifu is still failing too see the distinction.
white extinction is long overdue
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yeah it does, well done king
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How can you write an entire effortpost involving what amounts to interspecies
, and never once use the word?
You're slipping, buddy...
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Sorry, i was tired, i was busy raping 10 girls on the way to work.
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Snapshots:
:ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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The only scottish person anyone not scottish knows is david tennant and he wasnt narrating that
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I'm pretty
sure Gordon
Ramsay is Scottish
also.
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Eh english accent tho
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I mix up Irish and Scottish on purpose when talking to one of those inbreds just to rile them up.
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Scots have J.K. Rowling, they should get down a notch from their moral high horse lol.
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