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EFFORTPOST Innocuous joke confusing Britbongs with Scotbongs causes a 450 comment DRAMATIC slapfight in Youtube comment thread. :marseybraveheart: :carpscotlandflag: :slapfight: :slapfight: :slapfight: :marseybritbongitsover: :carpbritish2:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YYJpNLWlp8U&t=67s

Basically this all starts, when this lovely wholesome video about totally underrated Biologist channel Team Candiru, about parasitic wasps laying eggs within the living bodies of caterpillar is shown. :marseyinabox: :marseydrinkwater: :marseytransplushie2: :marseyuwu: :carpbow2: VERY WHOLESOME FAMILY FRIENDLY

as you can imagine with such grisly morbid subjectmatter, the comments section is filled with jokes to cope about the horror of mother nature. Some inane jokes and comments are as follows.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17361511713pkRTPpvvFEJwQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736151171JlBzPdoK587BXg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736151171PKU-Qi1VW5_9uw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17361511728nE2p0kiNYpHVQ.webp

jokes, people relating experiences, some praising the author of the video

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736151172cyGfqVSQclqLZA.webp

You know, everybody having a good time, at the expense of the poor caterpillar which is the subject of our horror entertainment of the video.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736151172e01reEDE4llZdg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/173615117233hoKCRv446mYA.webp


AND THEN, our incredibly toughguy scottish cucks arrive when another inane innocuous comment is made

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736151172ajwt4_JHD4o38w.webp

You guys get it, he's taking the piss about the fact that when British accented men with clear and handsome radio-voices are often commissioned to narrate Nature Documentaries, often many of then involving, unfortunate, gruesome and brutal natural events like Lions devouring recently born boks or whatever.

Unfortunately for the commenter, and all other non-Bongland native english-language speakers, whom are not well-versed in the various subdialects of the British Isles, the Narrator of the current video is not a blue blooded evil colonizer Englishman :marseyrage: :marseyrage: :marseyrage: :marseyrage: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

and this causes seething RAGE and ANGER :purerage: :purerage: :purerage: for the Scotbongs in the comment section, because modern Scots want us to believe that they are still badass manly hairy-chested men, instead of the turbo p#ssies and weak meek wimps, whom are even bigger nanny state cucks than their Britbong southern neighbours,

and that they are VERY BADASS and will totally beat up outsiders :marseysurejan: :carpsurejan: :surejan: who dares to confuse them for their evil colonizer overlords!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17361511728a_2bcs5zzN2kg.webp

:marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :soysnootype: :soysnootype: :soysnootype: :soysnootype: :soysnootype: ACTUALLY HE'S SCOTTISH, A MUCH LESS SHIT BONG

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736151172_8uQKUy2PDhKtQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736151173iUKtPlctO0ylAQ.webp

"Don't ever call him English again" :marseybraveheart: :soysnoo5:

"1. It's a Scottish narrator, don't ever call an Scotsman English he'll break your nose

2. I think it's hilarious that you think there is a commentator sitting in the forest actively narrating this like it's a football match" :scott: :phil: :marseyscottish:


Now the problem is that Youtube comment threads are r-slurred and nonsensical and often doesn't display the order in which comments are made, and often only ever when comments are directed at others, this means that often are difficult to follow past the 1st 50 or so.

But even so, usually u can get the gist of arguments which popped up down a thread.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736151173ygyn781Sy3GQ5g.webp

basically in this one clip, for example we had 3 different slapfights :slapfight: :slapfight: :slapfight: ongoing at the same time!

The "52% of Scots voted to remain with the English though, so number 1 isn't exactly true lol" is one train of fight about how not all Scots hate england and the Independence movement and Nationalism is a joke

The "we were Lied to regarding our nations value, debt and prosperity. Had Theresa May not been a lying cow Scotland would be independent" is random sneed about Mommy May raping wingcucks further down the thread

and the "He doesn't... it's pretty hilarious that you think he does because he made a joke" comment is calling the other scots pathetic for blowing this internet tantrum :marseytantrum: :marseytantrum: :marseytantrum: way out of proportion as the original comment was obviously an oblivious yank having made an innocuous comment!


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736151173rrySinLr4lKtoQ.webp

This video was posted 4 years ago, yet the comments would continue this great debate for over a whole year lmoa.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736151173REO9AS5p61NOEw.webp

Anyways it doesn't get anymore interesting, just constant sperging about :marseynpcsheep: :npc: :npcangry: :carpbeannpcmad: :carpbeannpc: scotland. IS. NOT. ENGLISHHHHH :npctantrum: :npctantrum: :npctantrum:


!britbongs also, @Aevann does this count as a non-reddit source of drama?

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