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REAL drammies :marseyking: The OFFICIAL Drammy Awards 2024 - Nominations Thread ($170,000 Marseybux and 7 exclusive badges up for grabs!) :!marseyking:

Nominations will stay up until 10th January, where the finalists of each category will be decided!


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Attention, drama queens, kings, and all the regal genderqueers in between:

It's that time of year again when we celebrate the chaotic dumpster fire that is both the world and this little corner of the interwebs. Normally, I would craft my usual masterpiece of an announcement post—something that would leave you gagged, gooped, and maybe even a little bit humbled by my signature sheer wit. However, full disclosure: I, your humble yearly host of this event, have been barely online this past year and had no idea that this site is somehow even still alive to be honest. Blame burnout, existential dread, or just the fact that constantly checking in on you incel nerds simply gets exhausting. I'll leave that up to you to psychoanalyze.

So instead of half-assing this post, I decided to fully outsource it. Yes, I've summoned the digital queer-coded energy of ChatGPT to write this entire announcement. If you think this is lazy, you're absolutely correct! But in the spirit of rDrama, let's call it "delegation with flair". Without further ado, let's dive into this year's categories for the annual Drammy awards. Dust off your wigs, fetch your Marseys, and prepare to cast your votes in the only contest that matters! :marseyexcited:

This year also comes with a new and improved prestigious pink-platinum badge design for the winners, so it's definitely a year where you'll want to win! Happy voting, my beautiful disasters :star:


HOW THIS WORKS:

This will be split into two parts, a nominations thread (this one!) and a later final vote thread. In the comments of this post, there'll be a stickied root comment for each category where you can nominate a relevant user, post, event etc. for an award (only one nomination per comment or else it won't count!). After 4 days, the top 4 updooted nominations in each category will qualify for the finals, where the ultimate winners will be decided via a poll.

Make sure you don't nominate someone/something that's been nominated already for that award like an r-slur.


:marseypopcorn: Best Dramatic IRL Happening :!marseypopcorn:

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587734

What was the most iconic IRL drama that had you saying "Hold my poppers" this year? This is the category for those deliciously messy real-life dramatic moments that really stood out this year and made you question how humanity has made it this far. Whether it was a celebrity meltdown, a public feud, or if you just want to nominate Orange Daddy nearly getting his head blown off on live TV, nominate the drama that lived for you.


:marseypopcorn: Best Dramatic Online Happening :!marseypopcorn:

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587736

The internet remains undefeated as the ultimate arena for drama, and this category is proof. What virtual spat, digital downfall, Twitter (sorry, X) shitshow or Redditor meltdown had you clearing your calendar to watch it unfold? If it happened exclusively online and involved maximum levels of cringe, cattiness, or chaos, it belongs here.


:marseyking: Dramatard of the Year :!marseyking:

$50,000 mbux + Profile Badge

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736203887GgGvLSSEMSPF5g.webp

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587741

The crème de la crème, the drama MVP, the person who somehow managed to stay in the spotlight without getting banned (yet). You know them, you love them, and it's time to crown them the ultimate dramatic force of 2024.


:marseycarpfisherman: Best rDrama Bait :!marseycarpfisherman:

$30,000 mbux + Profile Badge

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736203885dxSEkTeOpL-VMA.webp

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587745

Who executed the most flawless gayop this year? We're looking for artful deception, unhinged commitment, and the kind of drama-stirring genius that makes you say, "Wow, they need therapy." To the dramatards who went the extra mile this year, it's your time to shine.

For bait operations where multiple users were involved in their planning and execution, the marseybux reward will be split amongst the most prominent ringleaders and contributors.


:marseyletsgo: Best rDrama Activism :!marseyletsgo:

$25,000 mbux + Profile Badge

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736203884GglecFQBt9D_Ig.webp

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587749

Believe it or not, some of you allegedly leave your basements and engage with the real world every now and then. This award goes to the brave souls who repped rDrama IRL—whether by attending dramatic events, covering live tea, or just waving a Marsey flag in public. Activism? Yes. Cringe? Also yes. But in a good way.


:marseystars: Best rDrama Post :!marseystars:

$20,000 mbux + Profile Badge

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736203891viRUCJvsAxYJbA.webp

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587754

It's simple: which post this year was the most iconic? Maybe it was a perfectly curated callout, a deep dive into obscure internet lore, or just a thread so messy it felt like performance art. Nominate the post that had you smashing that heckin upmarsey button with unhinged glee.

If you're struggling and/or lazy, here's the top posts from the past year.


:!marseypainter: Best rDrama OC :marseypainter:

$15,000 mbux + Profile Badge

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736203890G8onELoh6pCj2A.webp

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587759

Who used their creativity to add brand new dimensions to the rDrama lore? Whether it was an iconic meme, original artwork, spicy fanfiction, or some other cursed-but-brilliant creation, this is for the best Original Content™ of the year. (Do not steal!)

NO emojis, NO AI slop.


:marseylove::marseylove::marseylove: Marsey of the Year :!marseylove::!marseylove::!marseylove:

$10,000 mbux + Profile Badge

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736203889e7RL9GN8aXoyMg.webp

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587761

Our queen, our muse, our icon: Marsey. This award honors the best Marsey emoji created in 2024. Was it cursed? Blessed? So absurdly specific you still don't understand it but use it anyway? Nominate the Marsey that encapsulates the spirit of rDrama. Any Marsey emote from this list is eligible as long as it's been tagged as having been uploaded in 2024.


:marseylolcow: Lolcow of the Year (rDrama) :!marseylolcow:

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587763

The lifeblood of this community that keeps rDrama warm on cold nights: the lolcow. This award goes to the user who managed to turn themselves into a one-person circus act. Who flailed the hardest, got milked the most, and still somehow kept coming back for more? We love to hate them, but mostly, we just love to watch.


:marseycow: Lolcow of the Year (off-site) :!marseycow:

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587768

While our home-grown lolcows are delightful, sometimes the outside world provides us with an even bigger clown show. From celebrities airing their dirty laundry to internet personalities imploding in real time, who was 2024's most embarrassing off-site disaster?


:marseyjanny2: Jannie of the Year :!marseyjanny2:

$20,000 mbux + Profile Badge

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736203888-z60i9yQT24X4Q.webp

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587771

Last but not least... even though the choice is brazenly obvious, who is the most beloved, clever, funny and handsome janny of them all? This award is open to any current rdrama janitor or prominent Reddit janitor.

Also this category has its own badge and mbux prize now for some reason. Blame Carp.


Nominations will stay up until 10th January, where the finalists of each category will be decided!

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:marseycow: Lolcow of the Year (off-site) :!marseycow:

One nomination per comment.

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@jinxthinker technically isn't banned and should be considered for all of his complex geopolitical and religious takes as well as his advancements in AI waifu technology. Also jinxkino. I'll post the jinxthinker cartoons (I should really make a jinxthinker year in review. I forgot how much happened in the last year).

2024-02-26- First Jinxkino of the year after a several month drought. Elsa & DSP (this was during the DSP obsession) have s*x. Baldwin and Biden search Islamic lands for a child to r*pe. Elsa pisses on the floor, forshaddowing an AI women on the potty arc. No X (formerly chiobu) or jinxthinker self-insert

2024-03-03- Kyle Rittenhouse interviews a child who loves being a libertarian before DSP kills them. DSP also kills biden and the children he's filming CP with. DSP drives a bus into a school (presumably to murder more children). AI art is slopply encorporated into his video in a first, I'm unsure who it is supposed to represent other than adult women. No X (formerly chiobu) or jinxthinker self-insert

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17360470319X8l4hPu9Ce7_Q.webp

2024-03-06 My notes say this was uploaded to bitchute on 2024-02-20 and seems to predate the previous video. DSP decides having s*x with Elsa is better than playing Elden Ring. Andrew Anglin, Biden, and Taylor Swift plan to visit the white ethnostate of Palestine, blowing up Jews on the way. Darrel Brooks thwarts their plan and kills some children. Darrell has s*x with Elsa too. No X (formerly chiobu) or jinxthinker self-insert

2024-06-07 The Pilot episode of "The Life of Phil" staring DSP, Peter Griffin, Phoebe Bridgers, Billie Eilish, Brian Family Man, George Floyd, Darrell Brooks, Jinx, and Taylor "Jihad" Swift. DSP struggles to ask new student Jinx to the prom. Jinx bullies Taylor Swift and becomes DSP's 50th Twitch sub. No X (formerly chiobu) or jinxthinker self-insert

2024-07-12 The Life of Phil Episode 2. DSP dreams of getting a streamer award, and later at school tells Darrell and George about his Twitch Affiliate status. :marseynull: aka Joshua Coon Moon Cricket tries to bully DSP, but is chased off by Jinx. Null's father, the principal of Connecticut University expels Jinx; Jinx's plan is to have Brian murder him and frame it on Null. No X (formerly chiobu) or jinxthinker self-insert. Jinxthinker also used this opportunity to launch his short lived twitch career of streaming EU IV & the jinxthinker groomercord.

2024-07-13 Jinxthinker makes a GoAnimate style of video (slop for children to mindlessly click on and watch ads). Instead of popular characters it has DSP, Jinx, and Billie. Jinx murders kills McDonalds workers and then Alec Baldwin & a child he's raping. Billie gives a child a tattoo to "ruin it for libertarians". DSP kills Biden. No X (formerly chiobu) or jinxthinker self-insert

2024-11-03 Jinxthinker finally appears in a video, but is TTS voiced instead of recorded lines like he previously used. His AI waifu appears. Biden, the prophet Muhammad being fricked by a pig, Andrew Anglin, Rittenhouse all appear and are murdered. Jinxthinker fricks AI chan. Jinxthinker and AI chan shoot up a school. No X (formerly chiobu).

He also produced his most comprehensive manifesto attempting to explain his world view to date as part of his libertarian deconversion presentation, which I took the liberty of titling "Jinxthinker's On the System of the World". Finally normies understand the deep connections between all these concepts, and how anime is central to the most pernicious evils in this world.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17360477967Ce0gInBB3dCDw.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17187151446911044.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735584487Pd3ql1pai5_mfA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177781034384797.webp

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DSP decides having s*x with Elsa is better than playing Elden Ring.

:marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh:

Literally laughed until I had a coughing fit from laughing too hard. This is peak Jinxthinker.

I can't believe I missed so much great material this year. I try to follow up on every jinxpost.

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I forgot how far he's come. It was at the end of 2023 that he was still trying to stay hosted on a 2nd rumble channel and then vimeo. His entire streamer arc, his battles with Elden Ring addiction, several medical woes, and his commitment to AI women all happened in 2024.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17187151446911044.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735584487Pd3ql1pai5_mfA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177781034384797.webp

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Shut up meg

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Bardfinn as is tradition

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:#taylorlorenzcrying:

Finally fired and experienced other consequences for being an r-slur. Nevercovid, Biden's a terrorist, Palestine is better for gays than America, interviewed the CEO of parody Enron, rawdogger of air.

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Moo Deng

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736291437o41VvuX462tMpQ.webp

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Joshua Connor Moon aka "Null" :marseynullchonker:

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Boogie

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Bossmanjack :juice:

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Donald Trump :fellforitagainaward:

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samantha rupnow for forgetting to set her manifesto to public before she tried to kill a bunch of kids

https://rdrama.net/post/326143/lol


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!followers !incels please :marseypleading2: make sure the radfem :marseysuffragette: shooter :marseydoomguy1: gets numba 1

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sad, but true!

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Stonetoss for getting doxed :soytoss:

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This is a good one because a lot of rdrama tried to jump in and say he was actually fit and skinny.

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The entirety of the Levant: :marseyflagsyria: :marseyflagfreesyria: :marseyassad: :marseyflaglebanon: :marseyisis: :marseyflagjordan: :marseyflagpalestine: :carppalestineflag: :marseyflagisrael: :marseymerchantsoy:

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:mars#eyelonmusk:

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I'd say no just because I expect him to get in some really fricking massive drama this year that will eclipse everything else in his life.

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he can win it again in 2025

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nick rekieta pulled it off twice in a row on the farms so there's precedent

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kamala harris


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Patrick Tomlinson :marseyfatrick:

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Nick Rekieta :marseydrunk:

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