I know I'm a day late on this, but sometimes life takes some unexpected turns and you have to prioritize the people you love most dearly in life. In any case, I finally tracked down and picked up my Renamon body pillow that got lost in the mail so lets get this show on the road.
Without further ado, here are your winners for the 2021 Drammy awards! 
BEST DRAMATIC HAPPENING (70 UPMARSEYS) - THE REDDIT POWERMOD GROOMERCORD SABOTAGE
One fine day, the innermost circle of Reddit janitors decided that it's been a whole 2 weeks since they last flexed their collective e-peens and coordinated in a secret Groomercord group to shut down /r/NoNewNormal - an anti-gigavax subreddit that offended the vast majority of the powerjanny clique's delicate sensibilities. Their plan was to "blackout" Reddit, suddenly and simultaneously setting all their major subreddits private in hopes of riling up their users and attracting media attention; it's worth noting that this tactic is the go-to method when the powermods are having a slapfight with the admin jannies, having been employed multiple times in the past over equally inconsequential bullshit.
However, their surprise attack was ruined the day before they were ready to strike when a certain unnamed Dramatard 
somehow snuck into their janissary ranks on Groomercord, and leaks of their pathetic behavior were passed along to our very own beloved @carpathianflorist and uploaded straight to our mega awesome website where we got to see for ourselves their secret discussions of how best to "psychologically manipulate" their sub's users into being their personal army. How scandalous!
News of a sussy imposter 
among their ranks swiftly reached the jannycord once these leaks started to be shared on Reddit itself, causing the ringleaders to fly into a sheer panic and start locking down all the server's channels. From there, they employed the most state-of-the-art verification system ever devised by mankind to keep us naughty dramatards out:
Surprisingly, this wasn't super effective at preventing the continued flood of leaks that kept coming out. 
In the end the leaks, and subsequent onslaught of astroturfing of said leaks resulted in multiple Reddit moderator breakdowns, in-fighting, multiple moderators leaving, and the entire protest in general falling apart for a period of time. While /r/NoNewNormal did eventually fall to the eternal y'all, this bout of mischief was a testament to the kind of tomfoolery we have the capacity to pull now that we're living off-site and free from the watchful eye of the Reddit chadmins, beating out Christine Chandler's acts of matriphilia, the Kylie Rittenhouse saga and the short but sweet /r/superstraight movement to be voted your favorite dramatic moment of 2021. The whole event was notable enough that it was made a featured happening over on some New Zealand agricultural forum. 
Notable rDrama threads regarding this dramatic happening, compiled by generous Kiwis so I don't have to:
Update - It's getting really good
J-Slur-In-Chief has JUST NOW reached peak mald
Janniecord is currently melting down
Moderator belleariel has breakdown
Janniecord is in full civil war
BEST LOLCOW (59 UPMARSEYS) - THE USERS OF RDRAMA
Oh dear! In a shocking twist, the collective autism of this site's many beloved neurodivergents and schizos has managed to beat out Chris Chan's zany antics to be your favorite lolcow of the year! 
Sorry Cristine, I'm afraid you're going to have to do better than frick your own mother if you want a shot at the prize next year. 
Special shoutouts to @pizzashill,
@Impassionata and
@mermaid for really putting the work into this group effort and winning all of us this prestigious award!
BEST MARSEY (57 UPMARSEYS) - MARSEY TWERKING BY @John
This one was a close race between @John's fabulous animation of Marsey showing off her cussy in glorious silky smooth 1080p 60fps, and @Berzel's hilarious Marseyfied take
on the classic troublemaker cat meme. John however narrowly takes the top spot, and has been awarded 1000 dramacoin for his efforts! Not to worry though, because this isn't the last you'll be hearing of Berzel's great contributions to our site this year. 
https://rdrama.net/post/12335/marsey-impostor-twerk
BEST RDRAMA BAIT (74 UPMARSEYS) - @Lv58_Skeleton's JOURN*LIST JANNY JAPES
Unexpectedly beating out the big favorites of /r/TXBountyHunters, /r/transparenttranskid and /r/friendsofbrian, the best voted rdrama bait of 2021 is actually coming from inside the house! 
By impersonating a Wired journ*list looking to interview some dramatards in the wake of the /r/friendsofbrian shitshow, @Lv58_Skeleton successfully strung along the entire mod team as well as a significant chunk of the userbase into thinking we were due for our big breakout into internet stardom, only to out us as gullible fricking r-slurs thirsty for any sort of attention or validation from some D-list journaloid. His motive? He just wanted to prove to the jannies that he could make an alt that nobody would figure out was actually him in disguise. Fantastic work all around, and 1000 dramacoin has been delivered to our favorite spooky calcium comrade's crypt.
BEST DRAMA POST (55 UPMARSEYS) - ROBLOX GROOMING GANGS EXPOSED BY @BERZEL
An effortpost so long that it had to be posted in two parts. @Berzel's exposé is a fantastic write-up of the seedy underbelly of the popular zoomer vidya Roblox and the child prostitution rings operating on the site's official forums, and I think it's best to let the posts themselves do the talking here. I don't care if you're an illiterate mong with no attention span that gets scared by posts longer than two sentences, they're well worth the read if you're hungry for some amazing drama that occurred in a relatively obscure part of the interwebs. 
DRAMATARD OF THE YEAR (101 UPMARSEYS) - @X (formerly chiobu)_
Having contributed at least a whopping 112 marsey emotes and making consistently great high-effort posts, it's no surprise that @X (formerly chiobu)_ was by far your favorite candidate to be Dramatard of 2021. A huge congratulations, and thanks a ton for all the great drama and artwork you've provided throughout the year to make this little corner of the web a delight to keep coming back to!
In honor of being the first to win this amazeballs title, X (formerly chiobu) will also receive a special exclusive Dramatard of the Year profile badge as soon as I bother to figure out how to actually add one of those.
JANITOR OF THE YEAR (113 UPMARSEYS) - @Aevann
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This post was supposed to be longer near the end but it was getting so big that it started to break the whole site, whoopsie. Anyways, huge thanks to Aevann for bringing us all here to the promised land with his unparalleled codecel skills and also to
@carpathianflorist and 
@axolotl for all the great, fun and occasionally obnoxious site features and designs that have been added, as we continue to grow like a festering tumor upon the diseased back of the world wide web.
Happy 2022!
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Furstrag
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Another rigged election
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When are we storming the rdrama HQ?
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Please leave aevann's mom alone.
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I’m gonna cry like a cute twink lmao
It’s just nice the community can be together like this.
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We've been playing around with an idea of making BEST RDRAMA BAIT category a recurring, monthly event in order to encourage you r-slurs to actually go out and do shit. If you have any sort of ideas on how to make that work in the best way possible (prizes, visibility, encouragement), please let us know (as a reply to this comment, for example).
EDIT: Yes, MasterBaiter badge and some DC grant are a given. I'm looking for slightly less obvious ideas, lol
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Frick the carrot, give the stick: whoever posts the shittiest bait gets grassed.
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Why stop at grass, most of the shit bait on here is by literal nobodies that wouldn't be missed
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Off topic but your profile anthem is a fricking banger
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Thanks, it's an old meme but I thought it would be fitting enough
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But what if it was meta bait to trigger dramatards with sensitive dramatic palettes?
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Do you remember Game Of Trolls? Is it possible to recreate that today (using pushshift or something to get accurate downmarsey counts)?
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idk if we can get accurate downmarsey counts anywhere anymore, reddit intentionally fuzzes them (and has for a better part of the decade). Plus we're looking more for seethe and impotent rage rather than just getting brigaded from r/worstof / SRD or something.
If you want to make that - I don't think anyone will stand in your way, but we're probably going to go more subjective "dramanauts pick your favourite" route.
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Maybe bi monthly and give whoever wins a special badge.
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I like the idea of having more themed challenges or contests, maybe it could be a little more specific than just best bait.
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My favorite part of the janniecord leaks was Merari coming out as completely against the protest about Challenor, pronouncing Aimee to be the victim of a transphobic witchhunt and saying that janny is a transphobic slur.
Congrats
@X (formerly chiobu)... you deserve it!
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Isn’t Merari in a polycule
with nekosune so knows Ashton through him? I forget this degenerate groomer lore
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The polycule was Aimee, Ashton, Nekosune and FionaCat. Merari is some gay middle-aged moid living in the Netherlands.
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No. That was someone else, IIRC.
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Snapshots:
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Even though I think I should have won dramatard of the year. Congrats
@X (formerly chiobu)
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I tried
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Didn't even campaign for me
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There was no 10 and under category. They had an age limit of 16 or over. Even LLM barely was eligible because of that.
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lol I’m at least double that age mister
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Good work Johnny!
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Chris Chan fricked his mother and got coverage by Tucker Carlson.
What more do you have to do to win an award around here?
Oh yea, be a groomercord strag.
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Seethe
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Congrats,
@X (formerly chiobu) I knew you had this in the bag
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🎶🎶🎵There's no posting like shitposting
Like no posting I know
Everything about it is appealing
Everything the jannies will allow
Nowhere could you get that happy feeling
Than when youre milking
That lolcow🎶🎵
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So nice. Congrats
@X (formerly chiobu) between the Marseys and the effort he puts into documenting his drama posts to just being an all round swell guy I'm glad to see him win. And if what he says is true he just "somehow found this place" and didn't come from r/drama, SRD or ruqqus deux so we're lucky to have him around --- providing what he says is true about "just finding the site" and that I'm not just a totally naive r-slur who believes everything he's told.
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I believe he came from the farms
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joined rdrama 5 Sep 2021
someone who isn't me joined kiwifarms using X (formerly chiobu) on 10 Sep 2021
checkmate
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Im sure he "just found this site"...
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reddit banning me really kicked things off
https://rdrama.net/post/16962/marseycry-yikes-my-account-got-permabanned
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Lol looks like it's been scrubbed what did they perm ban you for?
Despite all my shenanigans the only things that have gotten me perm banned was poking at pedos - I suggest one admitting fully unironic MAP take a slow walk through a wood chipper and the other time I suggested people Google bardfinn.
Working on a third account now ban evasion isn't difficult at all I can make you an account if you want.
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i posted a fake ibram x kendi on an alt which got me banned and i wasn't aware of the ban evasion shit lol, because AFAIK they allowed multiple accounts. it was a good thing anyway, redditing too much makes you angry
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I nominated you buddy, next year is your year just keep getting and pushing through those ban awards!
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I hope there are more categories next year.
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rigged
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Since no one claimed it I'm gonna give myself cutest dramatard.
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I find it incredibly ironic that recently, the comment sections of a lot more subs look a lot like what r/NoNewNormal looked like before it got uber-jannie'd. The normies are waking up.
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Wait
@berzel that marsey is from a meme? Can you post original?
Also congrats for almost winning 2 awards in one year
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No "best new dramatard" award? Shamless
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The website is less than a year old so we're technically all new dramatards.
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This is a new stadium for an old club. The previous starting 11 and most of the substitutes are still there, we just got a bunch of fresh transfers in as well.
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I completely missed that the Journie thing was bait. I think I like it better than Janniecord leaks.
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sorry for the delay & done, pinging seems to be bugged
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Woaw thabks buddy!!
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I know not to expect quality bait here but darn you could atleast try
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Didn't read, skimmed. All I know is that using Groomercord with people you don't know IRL is a problem.
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